* Foundation player.
Once the most hated player in the league, Tight Lips dominates his opponents with the old-school ball-carrying and no-nonsense ball-busting expected of a hyphen-loving vice-captain. The favoured target of errant fouls, he thrives on the ire of opposition fans and player alike, with teammate Dan Guido once noting "It doesn't bother him that they hate him so much, because he hates them even more".
SWL Season XLVIII saw him lose this mantle though (overtaken by team mate Guido, of all people), not that he mentions it much.
Legend status achieved Oct 28, 2103, against Zzoing