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[L] Wonga Wonga Whalekillers
Flippers Jonasson#9 

Named after his dad's favourite dish.

Read about Flippers' 100th game over at Channel BB.

SWL Honors

LV SWL Champion
LIV SWL Champion
LIII SWL Champion
XLVIII SWL Champion
LVII Conference Rep team
[L]eague records
All-time highest rushing Norse
All-time 2nd most scoring Norse
All-time 4th biggest Norse star
All-time 5th oldest Norse
Fumbbl's 7th Norse [L]eague legend

GROTTY LITTLE NEWSPAPER OBITUARY

FLIPPERS JONASSON
MA6 ST3 AG4 AV7 n
Block, +AG, Tackle, Fend, Leap, Dodge, Pro


We are sad to inform you that Flippers passed away this SWL season, in what was his 123rd game for the Wonga Wonga Whalekillers.

He was unceremoniously pushed into the stands by an onrushing Nurgle Warrior, and after the ensuing frenzy of die-hard fans and die-harder haters, all that was left were scatterings of dark red hair and beard.

Named after his father's favorite afternoon snack, Flippers became coach B2Ks first ever Legend in Blood Bowl.

Winner of a record 4 SWL titles, Flippers also holds the Norse records for most touchdowns and highest rushing in [L]eague.

Jonasson was also the Whalekillers's greatest defensive asset for over a century of matches. And it was a beautiful sight to behold when his dark red mane flew through the air towards an unsuspecting caged up ball carrier.

You have left a team in both offensive and defensive disarray, and we can only hope we find a replacement with the same grace and tolerance of alcohol soon.
Norse Lineman 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
G
123
R
1511
B
269
P
97
F
5
Spp
231
Cp
32
Td
53
In
0
Cs
5
Mvp
6
Injuries
n, d, m
Skills
Block
+AG
Tackle
Fend
Leap
Dodge
Pro
Match performances
DateOpponentCpTDItCsMvpSpp
2011-08-01Bedouin Falcons010003
2011-08-28Mort Volente010003
2011-09-14Vanisburgh Vipers010003
2011-09-19Woodies Double Inc100001
2011-09-24Fire and Anger010003
2011-10-10Slumbering Skink100001
2011-10-16Mort Volente000015
2011-11-23Large Head-on Colliders010003
2012-02-05Pon Fhar Athletics Association010003
2012-02-17Bedouin Falcons000102
2012-03-04BBQers Rise Again010003
2012-03-11Black Swans110004
2012-03-31Tribute to Alan Parsons010003
2012-04-30S'Drazil100001
2012-06-18Gray's Anatomy020006
2012-06-27Wellington Wolfpack200002
2012-07-11Tribute to Alan Parsons200002
2012-07-15Ankle Grab United010003
2012-08-12Quotable Folks200002
2012-09-11Psych Lab100001
2012-09-17BBQers Rise Again100001
2012-10-04Elektric Boogaloo100016
2012-10-22Tribute to Alan Parsons010003
2012-11-06Lords of Toruk100001
2013-02-17[J]olly [R]ogers010003
2013-03-05Large Head-on Colliders100001
2013-04-16Blackwater Sting010003
2013-04-30Black Swans000204
2013-05-14Quod's Grunts010003
2013-06-14Harlequins of Despair100001
2013-06-15Slumbering Skink010003
2013-07-06Public Service Announcement000015
2013-07-20Black Swans000102
2013-08-11Black Swans110004
2013-09-09Blackwater Sting010003
2013-09-16Harlequins of Despair020006
2013-11-01Whirling Deadvishes Return010003
2013-11-13Crypt-O-Night200002
2013-11-17Public Service Announcement010003
2013-12-03Black Swans010003
2013-12-10Large Head-on Colliders100001
2014-01-09[H] Rebel Pride110019
2014-01-27Intoxicated Mayhem010003
2014-02-04Large Head-on Colliders010003
2014-02-10Crypt-O-Night010003
2014-02-15Tribute to Alan Parsons020006
2014-02-20Mexican Standoff020006
2014-03-02Blackwater Sting010003
2014-04-07Large Head-on Colliders110004
2014-04-17Sphinxes from Mars010003
2014-05-04Intoxicated Mayhem010003
2014-05-13Public Service Announcement100001
2014-05-20Crypt-O-Night010003
2014-06-03Black Swans200002
2014-06-17Darkstar Corsairs010003
2014-06-24Intoxicated Mayhem010003
2014-09-04Slumbering Skink100001
2014-09-08SWL Hunting Crocs100001
2014-09-24Malapropism Mania110004
2014-10-21Autumn's leaves010003
2014-11-16Sharp Force Trauma0200111
2014-11-17Redgum's Rodents010003
2014-12-13Mexican Standoff100001
2015-01-27Griffon Gate Sentinels010003
2015-02-14Golden Feast020006
2015-02-21RocketVamps010003
2015-03-03Psych Lab200104
2015-03-13Asha'maniac010003
2015-04-02Mexican Standoff010003
2015-04-10Slumbering Skink010003
2015-05-05Crypt-O-Night020006
2015-05-19Intoxicated Mayhem100001
2015-06-10Horrors Of Skye000015