<b><p align="left">Tekklis an' Tirijong iz namet afta da 'ardest uv da Hi Elfs. Wun uv 'em iz a dead tuff warrior wot wearz a majikal swort an' a horz an' da uvver wun iz wot uz orkz kallz a weirdboy an' yoo humies kall 'em wizzartz. Gorbad fink da elfz kall 'em majez an' sumtimez sawsaharz. Anywayz. Da Tekklis and Tirijong wot playz on da Woot Elves propa namez iz Morglum an' Morglub. Gorbad finks da reson dat da coach fink uv da namez iz cuz Morglum an' Morglub iz like da burdders Tekklis an' Tirijong cuz dey alwayz train' wif wun anuvver.</b>

<i>Excerpt from Assistant Coach Gorbadz assorted notes.</i></p>