Captain S. Tankerlo Souix is amongst the all-time greatest Halfling Legends & is 2nd in command to General Sherwood. The Capt. was the first Halfling to both 100 casualties & 1000 blocks. He holds the following stats:
BH-82 (55%), SI-41 (28%), K-29 (18%)
8.6% Casualty Rate
-MA, Failed a GFI & smashed his hip! (9-5-15)*
-AG, Blitzed by Big Chief
& got his neck broken! (10-21-14)
-Killed by a dirty assassin! Apothecary saved (6-13-13)
*Mis-clicked on 'no' for apothecary. Result would've been BH .
"That's the scariest 'fling I've ever seen!"
"What a minute. What the f#%$, does that 'fling have Mighty Blow?!?"
"Only a KO, but good riddance to that guy."
"That 'fling is massacring me!"
"Mad respect to the Capt. That's one bad-ass 'fling."
"I hate that guy sooo much!"
"I have never seen such destruction from any player before,
that's one lethal 3 foot halfling."