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Retired [C] Underworld Denizens


A concept image I drew when FUMBBL was looking for Underworld logo ideas. Now with color! Nuff said. On with my whining!


Trophy Progress:

TeamResult
Game 1: A 0-2 LOSS we won't soon forget. Goblins get a BLITZ and never look back. No-fail gobos DeStRoY all-fail underworld. I was left speechless. Good for the gobs! Well smashed.
Game 2: 2-0 WIN vs Norley2's goblins. REVENGE! After 2 hours pass, we play the same goblins and we get the opening BLITZ result this time.
Game 3: WIN vs huff's Khemri. Our Dribblesnot blew up 2 of our own guys and himself. I want to speak to his agent.
Game 4: LOSS vs CaramelDoudou's nobility. A SOLID DEFENSE against us, and then another case of extreme underworld all-fail dice and cas taken in the 1st. Nothing we can really do but watch them POW everything. Our troll sux.
Game 5: DRAW vs Burtblahblahblah's skaven. A daunting match-up, we get more dice for us to complain about. One POW away from a win, which just doesn't come Turn 12-16. A good tactical match, and 2 grey hairs. GG.
Game 6: WIN vs MaxVa's undead. We fail, fail, fail, fail, vice his POW, POW, POW. We win anyway.
Game 7: WIN vs Wargraith's humans. I just want some normal dice and less stress. NO! I want to smash some other team for a change.
Game 8: WIN vs Macavity's goblins. More stress and grey hair as this legendary coach's gobbos go down swinging hard near the sideline. They POW gud.
Game 9: WIN vs B_SIDE's khemri. We start with 16 and end up getting smashed down to our 10 vs his 11 starting the 2nd half. The troll's new claw does not make him any smarter. Dumb claw. Dumb troll. We need Turn 15 magic to -2d block a skill-less ball carrier.
Game 10: WIN vs Inquisitor1974's lizards. The troll's 1st block hurts someone! The feeling is ruined by a 2+ dodge re-roll fail on our score. Several 2+ re-roll fails, actually. POWs against drive us insane. More late game magic required.
Game 11: DRAW vs losdelasclaras's underworld. The same guy whose ogres destroyed my skaven also destroys my underworld. His CAS are insane. All rolls he makes against me, actually.
Game 12: LOSS vs Rags' skaven. His 5+ dodge, -2d Double POW tilts me, and I make a bad mistake after. Sad dice, but I deserved to lose.
Game 13: LOSS vs Grimfoe' dwarves. Bomber hurts no one. Troll hurts no one. 100% dwarf dice. Our desperate magic fails.
Game 14: DRAW vs Carthage's chaos dwarves. My week of awesome continues. The Dwarfs manage a block and a 3+,5+,5+,2+ play to score. (4.02%) The troll was still pretty useless.
Game 15: WIN vs chr's khemri. Bomber works! Kills a Leader. Troll is.. acceptable. (a few stuns) Thank goodness this 15 game run is over. We end with the first game that is better dice for us. I think we play OK too.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lugg Nut
Underworld Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Claws, Thick Skull
   15 0 0 0 2 2 2/ 145k
(115+30)k
  
2
Horns McGorns
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Animosity, Block
Horns, Tackle, Disturbing Presence
   14 0 2 0 10 0 6/ 140k
(90+50)k
  
3
'Catchers Mitt' Mindy
Gutter Runner
9 2 2+ 4+ 7+
Animosity, Dodge
Block, Big Hand, Two Heads, Strip Ball
 -av 14 2 16 0 1 0 10/ 165k
(85+80)k
  
4
Dumb Gutz
Skaven Clanrat
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Animosity
   5 0 0 0 1 1 6/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
5
Juice Sputem
Skaven Clanrat
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Animosity
Frenzy
   6 0 0 0 1 1 0/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
6
Ogre Splatt
Skaven Clanrat
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Animosity
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Don't Care Anymore
Underworld Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Prick
Underworld Snotlings
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Catch
 n 14 0 0 0 0 1 1/ 25k
(15+10)k
  
9
Last Jezzie
Underworld Snotlings
5 1 3+ 5+ 5+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 -av, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 15k
(0)k
  
10
Spit
Underworld Snotlings
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 15k
(15+0)k
  
11
Slick
Underworld Snotlings
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   15 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 15k
(15+0)k
  
13
Wendy Chest
Underworld Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
 n 14 0 0 0 1 1 0/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Lint Button
Underworld Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Foul Appearance, Sneaky Git
 n 14 0 0 0 0 2 1/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
16
Fuzzy Booger
Underworld Snotlings
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Prehensile Tail
   12 0 0 0 0 1 1/ 25k
(15+10)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game) Underworld Challenge, Bribery and Corruption
Coach: The_Murker Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Underworld Denizens Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1140k (±290) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1155k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:15 (8/3/4) |TD Diff:3 (18 - 15) |Cas Diff:-30 (9/10/1 - 27/19/4)
Last Opponent: Khemri Masters