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High Elvis
P [L] High Elf

Elvis played in Memphis, which was then in Egypt. And greatly did the gig go down.
But afterwards Ramtut III did bounce mightily, challenging Elvis to the local sport of Bloodbowl.
Elvis walked onto the pitch alone againt the khemri side. He sang his songs and they felt alive.
And they were alive alright! They thrashed the khemri side!
Ramtut was not happy and jabbed Elvis in the face. 'Forget the pyramids, we're out of here!'
It is said that after this game, Elvis became a bloodbowl god alongside nuffle and is still
playing the sport alongside his tunes to this very day, taking on the dry and
barren land of the southern wastes, invading as a hero.

'There is no God but Elvis nor has there ever been.'- A very very wise man

Elvis is a proud member of DIBBL and HEROES

Trial of Blood

During the trial of blood, Elvis and his tunes were gaining popularity (mainly due to their amazing skills).
However, Elvis was not very popular with the other teams in the Trial having a record of 1/2/3.
But, the trial was enough to get into the Southern Wastes League
where their success was only going to rise.
Season 61

Elvis's first gig in the southern wastes went down well, with 4 wins, 1 draw and 2 losses.
The stand-out hits of the season were "Blue Suede Shoes" and "Falling in Love with you".
The audience didn't seem to enjoy "Jailhouse Rock" too much; throwing apples and booing
Elvis when he sang the track.
Maybe because he sang it slowly? But enough said, Elvis's gig was good enough
to get a gig booked in the High Street Dandies Conference.
The other bands have been praying to nuffle but they should be praying to Elvis!
Season 62

Elvis's second gig was a near flop. With a record of 2/1/4.
Elvis's hit singles this season were "Falling in loving with you", "Don't be cruel" and
of course the man himself.
But what happened to the star track "Blue Suede Shoes"?
Well Elvis doesn't know either so don't ask me!
"Hound dog" and "Jailhouse rock" still aren't being received well and Elvis is considering to
never sing those songs again!
But as I said, it was a near flop and Elvis and his tunes stay in the conferences.

Original Team

-Falling in love with you (95 SPP)
- Blue Suede Shoes (93 SPP)
- Don't be cruel (77 SPP)


GamesBlue Suede Shoes
Completions (101)Don't be cruel
Touchdowns (69)Falling in love with you
Interceptions (2)Jailhouse Rock
Guitar man
Casualties (28)Elvis Presley
Most Valuable Player (33)Falling in love with you
Don't be cruel
Star Player Points (533)Falling in love with you
Passing (317)Don't be cruel
Rushing (1019)Blue Suede Shoes
Blocks (653)Elvis Presley
Fouls (12)The Wonder of you
Scoring ThrowerBlue Suede Shoes
Blocking ThrowerBlue Suede Shoes
Blocking ScorerElvis Presley
TripleBlue Suede Shoes

After playing a ToB game against Chavo's Halfings. That was a day of amazing skill rolls

Can't remember what game it was but it was a 1ttd

Game against Malapropism Mania. However this happened after the game though (with one babe).
Counting it anyways ;) Also got 5 not come back during the game.

Game against the Jinxed Jesters. That was so incredibly lucky :D

6-0 against Glammer Rammers

Against Glammer Rammers. Lots of Elvis fans in the stadium. Not too many bowie fans

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Progression: Standard
1The KingBlitzer7348Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow 161203223100k (100+50k) 
2 Return to SenderCatcher7337Catch, Dodge, Wrestle, Strip Ball-ma, -ag15130053590k (90+60k) 
3 My BoyCatcher8347Catch, Mighty Blow, Block, Tackle, Dodge, Side Stepn455110947690k (90+110k) 
4 All Shook UpThrower6358Pass, Safe Throw, Strong Arm, Accurate, Dodge, +AG 304610025990k (90+110k) 
5 Blue Suede ShoesCatcher7456Catch, +ST, +AG, Dodge, Block, Leap, Side Stepn, -av, -ma67185126822790k (90+170k) 
6 Teddy BearCatcher8347Catch, Guard, Block 12100031690k (90+50k) 
7Dark MoonLineman6348  400000070k (70+0k) 
8 Michael JacksonBlitzer7357Block, +AG, Leap, Dodge, Tackle-av36161121370100k (100+100k) 
9 Little SisterLineman6348 m1200000070k (0k) 
10ILineman6338 -ag, m400000070k (0k) 
11I'm a roustaboutLineman6348  300000070k (70+0k) 
12 Earth AngelLineman6348  1100000070k (70+0k) 
13Great Balls of FireLineman6348  300000070k (70+0k) 
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach:mushoomy Re-Rolls (100k):4  
Race:High Elf Fan Factor:5  
Team Value:1880k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:200000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:2020k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:73 (23/14/36) |TD Diff:-11 (143 - 154) |Cas Diff:-185 (38/14/6 - 145/77/21)
Last Opponent: Redgum's Revolutionaries