21 coaches online • Server time: 06:19
* * * Did you know? The most deaths in a single match is 8.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post SWL Season CIgoto Post RNG speculationsgoto Post Roster Stats - Snotl...
Blake Bortles Boys
P [L] Necromantic Horror

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Blake Bortles the God? I thought not. It's not a story the Tennessee Titans would tell you. It's a Jacksonville Jaguars legend. Darth Bortles was a Quarterback of the Gods, so powerful and so wise he could use his arm to influence the ball to create life... He had such knowledge of the Hail Mary pass that he could keep the team he cares about from scoring. The Jacksonville side of the ball is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his contract, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice traded him to Las Angeles in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from winning, but not himself.
- Literally Jesus on Blake Bortles, 2019.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blake Bortles
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Claw, Frenzy, Regeneration
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
2
OJ
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Thiccy Minaj
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
4
Antonio Wight
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Wightney Houston
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(0)k
  
6
Odell Beckham Gr
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
 n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Zombart Simpson
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Peyton DeadManning
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Skeletom Brady
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
John Hellway
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Greg
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
17
Harold Clearspike
Journeyman Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Bortles Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Necromantic Horror Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 920k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1050k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (0/0/2) |TD Diff:-6 (0 - 6) |Cas Diff:-3 (0/1/0 - 1/3/0)
Last Opponent: Elf York Giants