| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Ben "360" Screwneck | Lineman | 2 | 4 | Shadowing | |
16 | Buythem Young | Lineman | 3 | 10 | Dirty Player, Kick | |
14 | Ben "360" Screwneck | Lineman | 0 | 7 | Tackle, Shadowing | |
12 | Joe Goesboom | Lineman | 7 | 5 | Dirty Player | m, n, d |
4 | Ben "360" Screwneck | Catcher | 5 | 4 | Catch, Kick | m |
3 | Pucker Nacua | Catcher | 6 | 8 | Catch, Block | |
14 | Ataxic "Shakin'' Jackson | Lineman | 9 | 2 | | -pa |
14 | Joe Goesboom | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Tutu Splatwell | Catcher | 8 | 10 | Catch, Block | d |
14 | Joe Goesboom | Lineman | 0 | 7 | Frenzy, Shadowing | |
12 | Ataxic "Shakin'' Jackson | Lineman | 3 | 9 | Frenzy | |
7 | Punka Nacho | Lineman | 19 | 17 | Wrestle, Tackle | m, n, d |
4 | Punka Nacho | Catcher | 1 | 0 | Catch | |
14 | Stepson Bannit | Thrower | 1 | 0 | Cloud Burster, Pass, Safe Pass | d |
15 | Tiring McGlee | Lineman | 12 | 7 | Dirty Player | d |
14 | Quentin Flake | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
16 | Baker Midfield | Lineman | 18 | 11 | Wrestle, Tackle | -ag, m |
10 | Bloke Bottles | Lineman | 9 | 4 | Tackle | m |
15 | Quentin Flake | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | -av |
9 | Micah Kisser | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
13 | Travlin Forward | Lineman | 2 | 4 | Kick | n |
16 | Zach VanDrakenburg | Lineman | 8 | 7 | Pro, Sure Hands | |
15 | Baker Midfield | Lineman | 5 | 7 | Kick, Tackle | n, d |
12 | Warren Moon | Thrower | 13 | 28 | Cloud Burster, Pass, Safe Pass, Sure Hands, Leader, Accurate, Dump-off, Nerves of Steel | -av, -ag |
3 | Pelen Lath | Catcher | 24 | 31 | Catch, +AG, Guard, Leap, Wrestle, Side Step | d |
4 | Lance McCatchon | Catcher | 8 | 10 | Catch, Block, Sure Hands | n, n |
14 | Tiring McGlee | Lineman | 11 | 9 | Strip Ball, Kick | m, -st |
10 | Bloke Bottles | Lineman | 7 | 11 | Block | -st |
13 | Travlin Forward | Lineman | 1 | 7 | Sure Hands, Kick | |
7 | Jeremiah Cologne | Lineman | 17 | 13 | Wrestle, Pile Driver | m, m, -av |
4 | Ben Scourneck | Thrower | 4 | 1 | Cloud Burster, Pass, Safe Pass | n |
14 | Jake Pummel | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | d |
7 | Charlatarius Hitwell | Thrower | 7 | 2 | Cloud Burster, Pass, Safe Pass | n |
12 | Lance McCatchon | Thrower | 15 | 10 | Cloud Burster, Pass, Safe Pass, Dump-off, Fumblerooskie | |
8 | Jake "Flake" Funk | Lineman | 2 | 7 | Tackle, Shadowing | -pa |
13 | Pyrrha Nikos | Lineman | 9 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle | d |
14 | Quentin Flake | Lineman | 0 | 7 | Dauntless, Sure Hands | |
16 | DashOn Jackson | Lineman | 15 | 11 | Guard, Block | n, d |
15 | Tiring McGlee | Lineman | 13 | 1 | Dirty Player | n, m |
11 | Bryan "Cougar" Kehl | Lineman | 28 | 11 | Wrestle, Leap, +MA, Tackle | m, m, -st |
10 | Bloke Bottles | Lineman | 14 | 7 | Kick, Wrestle | -ma |
9 | Micah Kisser | Lineman | 16 | 12 | Wrestle, Side Step, Kick | m, -ag, -av |
7 | Chatarius Hitwell | Thrower | 2 | 11 | Cloud Burster, Pass, Safe Pass, Block | d |
4 | Robert "Barkskin" Wood | Catcher | 5 | 24 | Catch, Guard, +ST, Block, Dodge | n, -av |
3 | Hevlin Dodges | Catcher | 14 | 34 | Catch, Dodge, Block, +ST, +ST | m, d |