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 PlayerPositionGamesSPPsSkillsInjuries
14Runs Like He's On "Baywatch"Blitzer33Block, Brawler 
13Microwaves Salmon Blitzer37Block, Guard 
12Mutters Constantly Human Lineman32 
2LoitererHuman Lineman30m
12Laughs at Everything Human Lineman10n
11Negligible Attention Span Human Lineman40 
16Too Skinny for a Lineman Catcher40Catch, Dodge 
15RingerThrower47Sure Hands, Pass, Block 
2LoitererHuman Lineman14Shadowingm
12Snores Like a ChainsawHuman Lineman44Dauntlessn
9Doesn't Follow Current EventsHuman Lineman97Wrestled
10Misuses the Word 'Skibidi'Human Lineman98Dirty Playern, -ma
12Brings Guitar to Every PartyHuman Lineman23Shadowing 
14Slurps When Eating SoupHuman Lineman17Arm Bar 
10Beer SnobHuman Lineman110n
1LitterbugHuman Lineman40-ma
2LoitererHuman Lineman63Dauntlessn
12Washes Your Cast-Iron PanHuman Lineman41-st
16Crashes the Party, Apparently Catcher10Catch, Dodge 
15Ringer in an All-Lino TeamThrower12Sure Hands, Pass 
11Puts Hot Sauce on Everything Human Lineman69Juggernaut-av
10Incessant Movie QuotesHuman Lineman127Frenzyn, -ag
11Overuses Personal Catch-PhraseHuman Lineman30d
9Guilty Pleasure: Nu-MetalHuman Lineman149Pro, Tackle 
11Way Too Much PerfumeHuman Lineman10n
13Talks With Full MouthHuman Lineman50m, -pa
11Double DipperHuman Lineman72n
8Double ParkerHuman Lineman510Stand Firmd
9Double-DipperHuman Lineman27Pro, Strip Ball 
13Calls Everyone "My Friend"Human Lineman47Strip Ball, Kick 
14Spoils Movies at the TheaterHuman Lineman44Kickm
13Talks With Full MouthHuman Lineman30d
6GrieferHuman Lineman2926Dauntless, Wrestle, Thick Skulln
6Blond, With DreadlocksHuman Lineman78Multiple Block 
1TelemarketerHuman Lineman30d
1Bad TipperHuman Lineman43Strip Ball 
9Double-DipperHuman Lineman110m, -ag
11Leaves the Toilet Seat UpHuman Lineman2041Block, Pro, Juggernaut, Dauntless, Kickn
8Leaves the Hall Light OnHuman Lineman3630Tackle, Block, Dauntlessm, m, -ma, m
1MoochHuman Lineman13Shadowing 
6Brings Guitar to PartiesHuman Lineman911Frenzy, Tackle-av
3Wears White After Labor DayHuman Lineman3750Block, Guard, Tackle, Fendm, m, m, n
3LoitererHuman Lineman2836Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Fend-ma, -ma
15Doesn't Put Shopping Carts AwayHuman Lineman2211Dirty Player, Catchm
5Blares Personal SoundtrackHuman Lineman2937Block, Guard, Leap, Kickm, m
11Talks Through the MovieHuman Lineman30d
10Bad TipperHuman Lineman14Shadowing 
9Double-DipperHuman Lineman77Brawler 
8Double-ParkerHuman Lineman179Tackle, Pron, d
7Forwards Chain LettersHuman Lineman60d
6Uncovered CoughHuman Lineman30-st
5Drives Noisy MotorbikeHuman Lineman35Shadowing 
4LoitererHuman Lineman10-av
7LitterbugHuman Lineman2917Wrestle, Frenzy, Shadowing-av
1JaywalkerHuman Lineman67Multiple Block