| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Automatic Timeouter | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | m |
5 | Illegal MinMax | Pogoer | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty | d |
6 | Illegal ChainSawer | Looney | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
10 | BadRoster Designer | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Frenzy | n |
15 | Alone Player | Goblin Lineman | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
14 | HomeMade Ruler | Goblin Lineman | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Frenzy | |
12 | DontUser Discord | Goblin Lineman | 6 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Frenzy, Sure Feet | |
11 | DontPlayerTournaments | Goblin Lineman | 12 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint, Side Step | n |
10 | DontPlayerThe Box | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
9 | BadRating Designer | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | BadRoster Designer | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Illegal ChainSawer | Looney | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
5 | Masked Bomber Dribblesnot | Bomma | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
4 | Illegal DirtyPlayer | 'Ooligan | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
3 | MiniStar TooCheap | Fanatic | 8 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Arm Bar | n |