| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Warmest, Darkest Grave | Beastman | 3 | 0 | Horns | d |
2 | Orbis De Ignis | Chaos Warrior | 2 | 3 | | d |
1 | Das Ich In Mich | Chaos Warrior | 16 | 18 | Block, Tentacles | m, -st |
5 | See You Later, I Hate To See You Soon | Beastman | 8 | 11 | Horns, Block | d |
9 | Mad Chicken On The Run | Beastman | 24 | 3 | Horns | -av, d |
6 | Bishop Alkohol | Beastman | 21 | 19 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
13 | Cicinas The Singer | Minotaur | 15 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard, Break Tackle | d |
3 | Carrier Of Gravicapa | Chaos Warrior | 6 | 18 | +MA, Block | m, n |
7 | Armed Corporate Christmas Tree | Beastman | 14 | 1 | Horns | d |
5 | Halelujah From Burkino - Faso | Beastman | 22 | 18 | Horns, Block, Spikes | d |
11 | WAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH !!! | Beastman | 47 | 23 | Horns, Block, Guard | n, d |
3 | Ulankanulot | Chaos Warrior | 11 | 16 | Block, Claw | n |
10 | Brainz Brainz Brainz | Beastman | 37 | 51 | Horns, Block, Sure Hands, Guard, Strip Ball | -ma, m, n |
10 | Valentina Tereshkova | Beastman | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
6 | More Human Than Human | Beastman | 27 | 33 | Horns, Stand Firm, +MA, Block | d |
13 | Cheburatron | Minotaur | 23 | 37 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Block, Pro, Multiple Block | n, m, n |
15 | Revolting Cock | Beastman | 49 | 57 | Horns, Block, Sure Hands, Guard, Tackle | d |
14 | Alien Sex Fiend | Beastman | 68 | 21 | Horns, Block, Guard | -ma, n, d |
10 | Glass Gnome | Beastman | 6 | 0 | Horns | -ma, d |
6 | Das Ich In Mich | Beastman | 7 | 0 | Horns | d |
2 | Priest Of Rotten Halibut | Chaos Warrior | 56 | 51 | Block, Guard, Tackle, +MA | n |
1 | Panzermensch | Chaos Warrior | 61 | 77 | +ST, Block, Tentacles, Guard, Break Tackle | d |
10 | The Girl At The End Of The Gun | Beastman | 6 | 3 | Horns | d |
13 | Cheburator | Minotaur | 20 | 30 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard, Block | m, n |
12 | Laughing Sun-Sun | Beastman | 74 | 44 | Horns, Guard, Spikes, Block | n, m |
11 | Char-Char The Seduced | Beastman | 42 | 66 | Horns, +MA, Block, Two Heads, Sure Hands | d |
10 | Deadman | Beastman | 14 | 14 | Horns, Block | d |
9 | Nine Inch Nails | Beastman | 39 | 26 | Horns, Block, Guard | -av, d |
7 | Subbacultcha The Seventh Sign | Beastman | 45 | 48 | Horns, Leader, Block, Sure Hands | d |
6 | Crimson Mistress | Beastman | 21 | 9 | Horns, Dirty Player | -av, d |
5 | Don Kallidurga | Beastman | 43 | 53 | Horns, +MA, +MA, Block, Shadowing | d |
4 | Sybellitha The Seduceress | Chaos Warrior | 17 | 40 | Block, Claw, Razor Sharp Claws | d |
3 | Countess Mekkanikka | Chaos Warrior | 41 | 46 | Block, Guard, Tackle | m, n |
2 | Amen The Bishop | Chaos Warrior | 16 | 38 | Block, Claw, +MA | d |
1 | Dark Side Of The Spoon | Chaos Warrior | 16 | 37 | +MA, Block, Guard | d |