| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
19 | Tristan Weakfire | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Cindy Sewerhole | Ogre | 25 | 29 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Block, +MA | -av |
1 | Betty Ballbuster | Ogre | 4 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Break Tackle | d |
10 | Benny Biblebeater | Ogre | 33 | 45 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block | -ma |
9 | Henry Happypants | Ogre | 37 | 36 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Break Tackle, +ST, Block | n |
8 | Bonnie Boibanger | Ogre | 8 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate | d |
7 | Xena Zitpicker | Ogre | 41 | 71 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Break Tackle, +AG, Guard, Block | -av |
11 | Clod | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
10 | Camel Toe | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
9 | Bojangles | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
8 | Ball Boy | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
7 | Dung Thrower | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
6 | Lenny Lunchstealer | Ogre | 46 | 57 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, +ST, +MA, Break Tackle, Block | n |
5 | Oliver Oldshoes | Ogre | 44 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Break Tackle, Guard | n, n |
2 | Tommy Toesucker | Ogre | 1 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate | d |
1 | Wendell Wartlicker | Ogre | 15 | 21 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Block, Dodge | d |