| | Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
| 9 | Orlgo'to, Who Designs Sensual Album Art For Millions A Year | Saurus | 21 | 31 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | n |
| 8 | Gho The Thirtith, Whom Miswired The Lights Once, Ending Our Rebuilt Civilization | Skink | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Catch | n |
| 9 | Gho The Thirtith, Whom Miswired The Lights Once, Ending Our Rebuilt Civilization | Skink | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
| 8 | Bubu, Whom Neither Brought The Drugs, Nor Let The Ladies Know Which Hotel The Band Was Staying In, E | Saurus | 2 | 3 | | d |
| 11 | Igor, Rocker of Face | Skink | 33 | 51 | Dodge, Stunty, Dirty Player, +AG, Catch | d |
| 11 | Tillias, Whom Never Leaves The Door Open | Skink | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
| 10 | Asid, Syncer Of Lips | Skink | 30 | 44 | Dodge, Stunty, Block, Side Step, Catch | m, n |
| 9 | Gho, Whom Miswired The Lights Once, Ending Our Civilization | Skink | 6 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | m, -ma |
| 8 | Qik, Surfer Of Crowds | Skink | 7 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Catch | m, -ag |
| 7 | Flij, Whom Had This One Crazy Drum Solo Once, Oh Man | Skink | 16 | 23 | Dodge, Stunty, Block, Side Step | d |
| 6 | Io, Repulser Of Hot Groupies | Saurus | 12 | 27 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
| 4 | Xixiiix, Whose Lyrics Have Been Misintepreted For Eons | Saurus | 21 | 55 | Block, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, Tackle | n |
| 3 | Bubu, Whom Neither Brought The Drugs, Nor Let The Ladies Know Which Hotel The Band Was Staying In | Saurus | 8 | 9 | Block | d |
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