| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Mobile Guarder | Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull | m, n |
8 | Mass Mighty Blow | Longbeard | 10 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, +ST | m, -st |
9 | Stand Firm is Annoying | Longbeard | 21 | 17 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, m, -ag, d |
7 | Mass Guard | Longbeard | 22 | 34 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro | n |
14 | XFL Dwarf Prize | Longbeard | 29 | 36 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, +ST, Guard, Side Step | d |
13 | Thick Skull Never Fails | Longbeard | 28 | 42 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro | m, n |
7 | Mass Guard | Longbeard | 11 | 11 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
1 | Big Guy Killer | Troll Slayer | 24 | 34 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard, Break Tackle | m, n |
13 | Thick Skull Never Fails | Longbeard | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
6 | Double=Dodge! | Runner | 1 | 0 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | d |
12 | 2-1 Grind | Longbeard | 36 | 35 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle | n |
11 | AV9 Never Breaks! | Longbeard | 27 | 35 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Piling On | m, -ma |
10 | Block AND Tackle!?! | Longbeard | 42 | 51 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Kick, Stand Firm | n, m |
9 | Stand Firm is Annoying | Longbeard | 28 | 17 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, -st |
8 | Mass Mighty Blow | Longbeard | 33 | 52 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Break Tackle | -ag, n |
7 | Mass Guard | Longbeard | 15 | 31 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Kick | n |
6 | Double=Dodge! | Runner | 6 | 14 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dodge | d |
5 | MA6 Fatties FTW! | Runner | 43 | 82 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dirty Player, Block, Tackle, Pro, Pass | n |
4 | Mobile Guarder | Blitzer | 38 | 31 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dirty Player | n |
3 | +AG Would Make Me Awesome! | Blitzer | 51 | 55 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Dirty Player | m, m, n |
1 | Big Guy Killer | Troll Slayer | 14 | 27 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard | n |