| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Merengue | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
4 | Gooner | Snotling Goon | 2 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
1 | Igar, Slayer of Giants | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | n |
8 | Gary | Snotling Goon | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Catch | m |
3 | An | Snotling Goon | 4 | 13 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Block | m, d |
8 | Barry | Snotling Goon | 4 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | -av |
2 | Nerf me! | Splatta Wagon | 5 | 15 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Block | d |
3 | Oozest | Snotling Goon | 4 | 2 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | -st |
3 | Oozer | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
2 | Boogie | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | n |
13 | Fastfood | Snotling Mob | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
15 | Legendary Snotling | Snotling Mob | 17 | 13 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
14 | Gjohl | Snotling Mob | 14 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Super Snot Boy | Snotling Mob | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Grease | Snotling Mob | 25 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
10 | Bag of Snot | Snotling Mob | 24 | 23 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +AG | d |
8 | They see me rolling... | Splatta Wagon | 8 | 30 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Block, Tackle | d |
4 | Slime | Snotling Goon | 16 | 21 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle, Side Step | |
3 | Ooze | Snotling Goon | 6 | 11 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step | -ag |
2 | Gook | Snotling Goon | 6 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
1 | Sludge | Snotling Goon | 15 | 7 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step | m |