| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Plato II | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull | |
13 | Parmenides | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | d |
9 | William James | Hobgoblin | 5 | 0 | | -av |
18 | George Coldfire | Hobgoblin | 1 | 5 | | d |
12 | Noam Chomsky | Hobgoblin | 5 | 10 | +MA | d |
14 | Diogenes | Hobgoblin | 16 | 28 | Dirty Player, Block | n |
12 | Karl Jaspers | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | d |
14 | Friedrich Engels | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | n |
17 | Tristan Hardfield | Hobgoblin | 1 | 5 | | d |
13 | Avicenna | Hobgoblin | 11 | 5 | | -av |
5 | Leo Tolstoy | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 13 | 37 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut | m, d |
10 | Nassim Nicholas Taleb | Hobgoblin | 6 | 5 | | -av |
11 | George Boole | Hobgoblin | 13 | 6 | Dirty Player | m, m, d |
13 | Alan Watts | Hobgoblin | 4 | 0 | | -av |
14 | Ludwig von Mises | Hobgoblin | 8 | 20 | Dirty Player, Block | m |
16 | Xun Zi | Hobgoblin | 13 | 5 | | -av |
9 | Friedrich von Hayek | Hobgoblin | 2 | 1 | | d |
16 | Jean-Paul Sartre | Hobgoblin | 4 | 0 | | m |
1 | Ayn Rand | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 2 | 3 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull | |
12 | Spinoza | Hobgoblin | 16 | 0 | | m, m, n |
13 | Soren Kierkegaard | Hobgoblin | 7 | 0 | | m |
11 | Sigmund Freud | Hobgoblin | 9 | 10 | Dirty Player | m, -ag |
9 | Critias | Hobgoblin | 3 | 5 | | d |
10 | J.W. von Goethe | Hobgoblin | 14 | 15 | +MA | m, -av |
11 | Bertrand Russell | Hobgoblin | 3 | 2 | | -av |
13 | Sigmund Freud | Hobgoblin | 3 | 6 | Kick | |
14 | John Maynard Keynes | Hobgoblin | 6 | 4 | | m, n |
12 | Auguste Comte | Hobgoblin | 7 | 11 | Dirty Player | n |
12 | Gottfried Leibniz | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
12 | Sell | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | |
11 | Arthur Schopenhauer | Hobgoblin | 8 | 5 | | -ma |
14 | Deepak Chopra | Hobgoblin | 8 | 8 | Guard | m, m, d |
11 | Paul of Tarsus | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
16 | Avicenna | Hobgoblin | 21 | 19 | Wrestle, Tackle | -ma |
16 | Alan Watts | Hobgoblin | 3 | 10 | Guard | n |
5 | Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 39 | 49 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Guard | m, d |
15 | Immanuel Kant | Hobgoblin | 6 | 0 | | n |
10 | Galileo Galilei | Hobgoblin | 4 | 0 | | n |
14 | John Dewey | Hobgoblin | 9 | 5 | | -av |
15 | Dalai Lama | Hobgoblin | 8 | 0 | | d |
9 | Ralph Waldo Emerson | Hobgoblin | 4 | 5 | | d |
14 | Rene Descartes | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | |
13 | Socrates | Hobgoblin | 29 | 32 | Leader, Kick, +ST | m, -ag |
5 | Plutarch | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 15 | 16 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Claw, Dauntless | -st |
5 | Lao Tzu | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 1 | 5 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
11 | Karl Marx | Hobgoblin | 26 | 11 | Dirty Player | d |
11 | Democritus | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | m |
10 | Heraclites | Hobgoblin | 15 | 14 | Kick | m |
9 | Epicurus | Hobgoblin | 8 | 16 | Sure Hands, Kick | m |
14 | Robert Hooke | Hobgoblin | 4 | 1 | | -ag |
5 | Isaac Newton | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 13 | 16 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | n |
13 | Confucius | Hobgoblin | 15 | 14 | Block | -ma |
12 | Voltaire | Hobgoblin | 49 | 32 | Guard, Block, Strip Ball | m, m, m |
5 | Friedrich Engels | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 13 | 6 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +MA | d |
11 | Xenocrates | Hobgoblin | 23 | 14 | Kick | |
10 | Henry David Thoreau | Hobgoblin | 23 | 20 | Dirty Player, Block | |
9 | Cicero | Hobgoblin | 15 | 8 | Block | m, -av |
8 | Adam Smith | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 50 | 85 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +MA, Mighty Blow, +MA, Juggernaut, Guard | -ag, m, d |
7 | Francis Bacon | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 14 | 39 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Guard | m, n |
5 | John Stewart Mill | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -av |
3 | Thomas Aquinas | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 36 | 36 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Juggernaut | m, -av, d |
2 | Aristotle | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 7 | 18 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Break Tackle, Block | |
1 | Plato | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 54 | 158 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Dodge, Break Tackle, +ST, Block, Sure Hands | m, -ag |