| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Berk | Skink Runner | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty | -ma |
13 | Minny | Skink Runner | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | n |
11 | Rasp | Skink Runner | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
8 | Tar | Skink Runner | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
11 | Moon | Skink Runner | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | |
11 | Smoking | Skink Runner | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
8 | Sammy | Skink Runner | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | n |
13 | Jack Quickspike | Skink Runner | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -ag |
11 | Next of kin | Skink Runner | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m |
12 | Money | Skink Runner | 15 | 27 | Dodge, Stunty, +ST, Side Step | m, m, d |
9 | Gadz | Skink Runner | 15 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
11 | Candy | Skink Runner | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
13 | Crummy | Skink Runner | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | -av |
12 | Cigs | Skink Runner | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Block | d |
9 | Sex (unprotected) | Skink Runner | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, m, d |
12 | Stinkum | Skink Runner | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
11 | Smelly | Skink Runner | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, m |
12 | Going out alone | Skink Runner | 7 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -st |
11 | Not looking down | Skink Runner | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | -ma |
11 | Unprotected Sex | Skink Runner | 10 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma |
10 | Burger | Skink Runner | 20 | 25 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -av |
9 | Salt | Skink Runner | 22 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, m, m |
8 | Alcohol | Skink Runner | 34 | 68 | Dodge, Stunty, +MA, Sure Feet, Sprint, Side Step | -av |
7 | Saturated Fats | Saurus Blocker | 53 | 65 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm | m, m, m, d |
6 | Sugar | Saurus Blocker | 47 | 49 | Block, +MA, +MA | n |
5 | Nicotine | Saurus Blocker | 2 | 0 | | -ma |
4 | Guarana | Saurus Blocker | 55 | 82 | Block, Break Tackle, +ST, Tackle, Dodge | m, d |
3 | Taurine | Saurus Blocker | 39 | 124 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Juggernaut, Break Tackle | m, -ma |
2 | Vodka | Saurus Blocker | 47 | 80 | Dodge, Block, Break Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard | n |
1 | Caffeine | Kroxigor | 9 | 14 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Block | n |