| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Georges Braque | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Diego Velazquez | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Jan Vermeer | Head Carver | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Gustav Klimt | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Jan Vermeer | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | John Constable | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
9 | Gerhard Richter | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
3 | Marcel Duchamp | Head Carver | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff | n |
13 | Andy Warhol | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Max Ernst | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Disturbing Presence | d |
11 | Edvard Munch | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
13 | Giotto Di Bondone | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
5 | Michelangelo | Carver | 19 | 10 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Block | m, d |
3 | Édouard Manet | Head Carver | 8 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff | n, -av |
4 | Raphael | Carver | 20 | 17 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Block, Mighty Blow | m, -ma, -av |
16 | Henri Matisse | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | m, m, -av |
12 | Roger Van Der Weyden | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | René Magritte | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
14 | Rembrandt Van Rijn | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Francisco De Goya | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Jan Van Eyck | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
11 | Wassily Kandinsky | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
9 | Francis Bacon | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
8 | Peter Paul Rubens | Chaos Halfling | 21 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Vincent Van Gogh | Chaos Halfling | 22 | 33 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Big Hand, +AG | d |
5 | Claude Monet | Carver | 5 | 2 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
4 | Leonardo Da Vinci | Carver | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | -ma |
3 | Paul Cézanne | Head Carver | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff | -ma |