| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Pork Cylinder | Thrall | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
16 | Amid Dinner Mint | Thrall | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | gary(t1)baldi biscuit | Thrall | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
16 | Pre Dinner Mint | Thrall | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Mississippi Blood Pie | Thrall | 11 | 4 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
14 | Artificial Black Pudding (Dudding) | Thrall | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
6 | Crispy Peking Thrall | Thrall | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
8 | nomNomnomnom | Thrall | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Double-U Double Double-U | Crypt Ghoul | 13 | 13 | Dodge, Blood Lust, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | -st |
16 | During Dinner Mint | Thrall | 10 | 2 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, m, d |
15 | Pints O'Blood | Thrall | 15 | 9 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
7 | Garlic Pudding | Thrall | 13 | 4 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
14 | Artificial Black Pudding | Thrall | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
13 | Birthday Blodplättar | Thrall | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag, d |
10 | Cranberry 'n' Ham Slab | Thrall | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Nomnomnomnom | Thrall | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | -ma |
6 | Hoisin Crispy Thrall | Thrall | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Double-u Double Double-u | Crypt Ghoul | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Blood Lust, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Increbidle | Crypt Ghoul | 5 | 17 | Dodge, Blood Lust, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Tackle | n |