| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
18 | Albert Goldstream | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
20 | Paul Weakspike | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
8 | Huge Hoer | Lineman | 5 | 8 | Guard | d |
8 | The Loco Choko | Lineman | 2 | 6 | | d |
11 | The Loco Choko | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
8 | The Sybaritic Snipper | Thrower | 1 | 0 | Pass | d |
5 | The Herb Harvester | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | -st, d |
18 | Aaron Dirtytree | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
11 | The Fickle Fertiliser | Lineman | 4 | 9 | Block | d |
17 | Robert Hardlightning | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
9 | The Branch Breeder | Lineman | 19 | 35 | Wrestle, Dodge, Dauntless | n, d |
8 | Shifty Sower | Lineman | 6 | 7 | Block | m, d |
2 | The Rootless Ruffian | Wardancer | 6 | 29 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Strip Ball, +MA | d |
9 | Scrawny Sniffer | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | d |
8 | Waddling Weeder | Lineman | 1 | 3 | | d |
3 | Galumphing Grocerer | Lineman | 15 | 25 | Wrestle, Dodge | m, m, d |
17 | Jack Clumsystream | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
9 | The Shrewd Shrubberer | Lineman | 4 | 7 | +AV | d |
3 | Erstwhile Edaphile | Lineman | 2 | 5 | | d |
8 | Prying Pedologist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | | n, d |
5 | The Tipsy Tapper | Lineman | 10 | 2 | | n, d |
17 | Trey Goldhawk | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | The Broken Breeder | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
11 | The Stem Stopper | Lineman | 7 | 4 | | m, m, -st, m, d |
9 | The Herbal Hawker | Lineman | 7 | 8 | Dirty Player | d |
8 | Topsoil Turfer | Lineman | 10 | 17 | Wrestle, Dodge | d |
7 | Closet Cropper | Catcher | 43 | 93 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Wrestle, Side Step, Dauntless, Tackle, +MA | m, m, d |
11 | The Loose Litter | Lineman | 7 | 5 | | -av, -av, d |
4 | The Clumsy Crosser | Catcher | 24 | 55 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, Guard, Side Step, Sure Feet | m, m, m, d |
13 | Curious Coniferist | Catcher | 38 | 89 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, +MA, Block, Guard, Side Step, Shadowing | d |
12 | The Taproot Tiller | Thrower | 33 | 53 | Pass, Sure Hands, Kick, Strong Arm, Accurate | m, d |
8 | The Hawty Herbalist | Lineman | 13 | 6 | | n, n, d |
11 | The Woody Whittler | Lineman | 8 | 6 | Guard | m, d |
8 | The Horny Herbalist | Lineman | 4 | 1 | | d |
6 | The Ardorous Arborist | Wardancer | 10 | 34 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Strip Ball, Frenzy, Side Step | d |
11 | The Fruity Forester | Lineman | 4 | 6 | | d |
6 | The Ripping Rooter | Lineman | 5 | 2 | | d |
10 | The Mad Mulcher | Lineman | 27 | 46 | Block, Dauntless, Guard | m, n, d |
9 | The Soil Despoiler | Lineman | 24 | 56 | Dodge, Block, +ST, Side Step | m, m, -ag, d |
8 | The Bloody Barker | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | The Dirty Deflowerer | Lineman | 19 | 22 | +MA, Kick | -ma, m, m, m, d |
5 | The Leaf Lopper | Lineman | 29 | 27 | Guard, Dodge | -ma, m, m, d |
4 | The Trunk Truncator | Lineman | 18 | 16 | Wrestle, +AV | m, d |
3 | The Branch Breaker | Lineman | 32 | 60 | Mighty Blow, Block, Tackle, +MA | m, m, m, m, m, d |
2 | The Head Trimmer | Wardancer | 43 | 107 | Block, Dodge, Leap, +MA, Pro, Tackle, Sure Hands, Side Step | n, -ma, m, m, m, m, d |
1 | The One Tree | Treeman | 68 | 77 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Loner, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Grab, +AG, Guard, +ST, Multiple Block | m, -st, d |