| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Doogie Ryan | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | James Bite IV | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
9 | Banksy | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Ban Poppen | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, -av |
10 | Poory Dillon | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
7 | Happy Gilmore | Drafted Pogoer | 3 | 0 | Catch, Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Sure Feet, Very Long Legs, Stunty | -st, n |
6 | James Bite III | Drafted Looney | 8 | 5 | Dirty Player, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge | m, d |
7 | Bony Girl | Pogoer | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty | |
6 | James Bite Jnr | Looney | 0 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
14 | Bandit Crooks | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
14 | Mex Murkead | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
16 | Boogy Ryan | Goblin | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, -av |
9 | Donk Cowski | Goblin | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | James Bites | Looney | 5 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, m |
7 | James Bite | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
5 | Lo Gobbit Blunt | Goblin | 18 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git, Side Step | d |
7 | Bill Bellyyek | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
13 | Lion Dewis | Goblin | 18 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
16 | Jill Jellykek | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Cripsie Jogon | Looney | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
15 | Derrller Devious | Goblin | 15 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av, d |
14 | Jerod Gayo | Goblin | 10 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Block | d |
13 | Gob Ginkovich | Goblin | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Bog Blutie | Goblin | 22 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git, Side Step | m, d |
10 | Dimmy Baroppallo | Goblin | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
9 | Dandy Moss | Goblin | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | d |
8 | Bi Law | Goblin | 15 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Willie Drinkguiness | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Bounta Hightower | Pogoer | 13 | 34 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Block, Side Step, +MA, Sure Feet | d |
5 | Gonnaget Blunt | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -st |
3 | Whirling Welker | Fanatic | 13 | 14 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow, Grab | |
1 | Gronk | Troll | 13 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | |