| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Austin Swampycrotch | Runner | 2 | 0 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | d |
3 | Manfred Wirebeard | Blocker | 10 | 2 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
3 | Chuck Junglebeard | Blocker | 2 | 2 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
7 | Bertie Itchycrotch | Blocker | 3 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -av |
11 | Oswald Sausagelips | Blocker | 20 | 38 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm | -ag |
1 | Dustin Ropebelt | Blitzer | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull | d |
7 | Phineas Crotchbeard | Blocker | 4 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
10 | Rufus Chestycough | Runner | 13 | 25 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Leader | n |
11 | Biff Shatterteeth | Blocker | 4 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
4 | Bubba Crazyface | Runner | 13 | 18 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Tackle | d |
6 | Jethro Rubynose | Blocker | 26 | 38 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm | -av |
11 | Gummo Stainbeard | Blocker | 11 | 12 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | m |
3 | Richie Wobblegut | Blocker | 20 | 27 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, d |
6 | Oswald Floppysausage | Blocker | 9 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -av |
12 | Olaf Crustypants | Blocker | 23 | 5 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ma |
11 | Horatio Skidmarks | Blocker | 7 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | d |
6 | Gummo Flakeyface | Blocker | 7 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
9 | Godfrey Scabies | Blocker | 21 | 33 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm | -av |
12 | Hogan Irongroin | Blocker | 4 | 2 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ma |
12 | Horace Rustybowels | Blocker | 1 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
5 | Winston Soggycrotch | Blocker | 38 | 12 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dirty Player | d |
5 | Hubert Cleatcrotch | Blocker | 2 | 5 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | n |
13 | Fatty Cakebeard | Blocker | 29 | 32 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm | d |
1 | Jimbo Sweatypits | Blitzer | 34 | 36 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, -av |
11 | Crusty McThunderguts | Blocker | 10 | 10 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | n |
6 | Olaf Skunkbreath | Blocker | 17 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dirty Player | d |
6 | Horace Picklebreath | Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | |
4 | Hugo Flabbyshanks | Runner | 38 | 38 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dodge, Block, Tackle | m, m, -av |
6 | Malco Droopytool | Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | |
13 | Gumpy McFishcakes | Blocker | 6 | 19 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dodge, Guard | -ma |
12 | Mingus Grapeface | Blocker | 27 | 21 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, m, -st |
1 | Grimteeth Ironcrotch | Troll Slayer | 27 | 38 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Stand Firm | m, d |
4 | Aroldis Nosebleed | Runner | 20 | 31 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Tackle, Pro | |
11 | Molerat Moustachewax | Blocker | 27 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dirty Player | -ag |
10 | Bignose Discobunny | Blocker | 60 | 51 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Kick | m, m |
9 | Olaf Mangebeard | Blocker | 37 | 22 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, d |
8 | Fishcakes Hotwax | Blocker | 11 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
7 | Harold McSkullplate | Blocker | 61 | 41 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm | m, -ag, m, d |
6 | Goldteeth Flatnose | Blocker | 18 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | n |
5 | Foulbreath Fruitgums | Blocker | 32 | 28 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +ST, Mighty Blow | -ma, d |
3 | Binkie Flatfoot | Runner | 47 | 60 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Tackle, Leader, Kick | m, -ma |
2 | Harvey Bubblebath | Troll Slayer | 22 | 30 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Tackle | m, m |
1 | Hamhock Beefcake | Troll Slayer | 1 | 0 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull | d |