| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Pawter Aubergine | Blocker | 9 | 6 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dirty Player | d |
15 | Haribol | Deathroller | 1 | 0 | Dirty Player, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Loner, No Hands, Secret Weapon | -ma |
9 | Bongo Pawter | Blocker | 3 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ag |
14 | Dirty Dingo | Blocker | 19 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dirty Player | -av |
14 | Aussie Nick | Runner | 2 | 0 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | d |
8 | Mrs Bloat | Troll Slayer | 3 | 5 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull | n |
14 | Lance One-Stone | Runner | 13 | 6 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dirty Player | d |
13 | Arlene D. Velociraptor | Blocker | 50 | 40 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm, Diving Tackle | -av |
12 | Bloaty Jr | Troll Slayer | 9 | 14 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Juggernaut | d |
12 | Bloaty McBloatersen | Troll Slayer | 7 | 0 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull | d |
4 | Agatha Werebear | Blocker | 54 | 36 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow | m, m, m, d |
3 | Calton Caldwell | Blocker | 4 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
10 | Archibald Skollop | Blocker | 49 | 17 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm | m, n |
9 | Bingley Potter-Obweigh | Blocker | 44 | 55 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Juggernaut, Stand Firm | m, d |
8 | Percy Smythe | Blocker | 26 | 13 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -av |
1 | Ronald Ronaldson | Runner | 37 | 105 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Kick-Off Return, Tackle, Leader, Hail Mary Pass | m, m, d |