| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Perry Como MK II | Ogre | 3 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | d |
10 | Vincent Coledac | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | |
8 | Christian Candaree | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
15 | Colin Xanril | Gnoblar | 10 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
8 | Alejandro Rhys | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -st |
10 | Julian Abthony | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
12 | Sebastian James | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
8 | Chihuahua | Gnoblar | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
12 | Pikachu | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Fresh MK II | Gnoblar | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
13 | Smelly MK II | Gnoblar | 16 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Dirty Player | d |
14 | Meow MK II | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
15 | TurdBurgler | Gnoblar | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, m |
8 | Republican | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
13 | Fresh | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, -ag |
8 | taffy | Gnoblar | 3 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | growl | Gnoblar | 19 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | stiff | Gnoblar | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | Smelly | Gnoblar | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, n |
13 | Bort | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | bark | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
5 | Jimmy John | Ogre | 21 | 34 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, Juggernaut | n, n, d |
10 | Quarter Pounder w/ BACON | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Meow | Gnoblar | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, n, m |
12 | Potato | Gnoblar | 15 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
13 | Hopper | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | Frogs | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, m, d |
7 | About Face | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
6 | Pickle | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
15 | Tomato | Gnoblar | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
16 | Cheese | Gnoblar | 3 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
4 | Ricky Bobby | Ogre | 32 | 76 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Stand Firm, Grab | -ma, r |
3 | McDouble | Ogre | 32 | 85 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Dodge, Guard, Stand Firm, Break Tackle | r |
2 | Perry Como | Ogre | 24 | 20 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle | m, m, d |
1 | Billy Joe | Ogre | 29 | 57 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Juggernaut, Block, Break Tackle | m, -ma, d |