| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Pavarotti | Gnoblar | 2 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
16 | Adele | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, m, d |
15 | Mozart | Gnoblar | 12 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n, -st, -av |
7 | Fiona Boaldelr | Runt Punter | 17 | 19 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle | m, -av, d |
17 | Sean Clumsylightning | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Vinnie | Gnoblar | 15 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n, d |
13 | Jagger | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Madge | Gnoblar | 22 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, -av |
10 | Travis | Gnoblar | 12 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, -ag |
9 | Elton | Gnoblar | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
7 | Freddie | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
4 | Jack | Ogre | 12 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | d |
3 | Tanner | Ogre | 17 | 38 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, Block | m, d |