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Location: Southern Wastes
Nickname: The Clocks
Stadium: Artifice Arena
Surface: Gears

Colors: Metallic
Sponsor: pSyeiko
Rivals: Amateur Professionals
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TEAM BIO

Much like their myriad of miraculous manufactured mechanisms, will the players implode after a few minutes on the pitch, or will they live to see Season 100 of SWL or even 100 games, casualties or touchdowns? Only time will tell...

TIMELESS LEGENDS

The Grandfather: 2 Twahnlows, 37 touchdowns. Fastest iron hooves you ever saw, but as quickly as he raced toward legend he was taken from us. Rest easy friend!

The Ticker: 5 Twahnlows, 42 casualties dealt by the infamous Grabby-Clawz™. The second victim worth remembering in the darkest day of the teams history. Many a High Elf (and anyone else let's be honest) shall be brutalized in your honour!

Rolex: While striving to be the third Legend of the team their journey was cut short, though the fists of a Flesh Golem meant their body lived on a little longer through the Turbo Wolves.

Overthyme: Running safety for several seasons, their erratic training paid off immensely and earned them unlikely legendary status as a hobgoblin. Their final game? Winning the Bob Borc Cup!

Daylight Savings: The last surviving member of the original team, they saw the pitch a whopping 66 games (a record eclipsed only by players of the Pitch Painters), saw the team to their Bob Borc Cup victory, and earned the status of Legend for their sendoff game.

Paleo: A superstar instrumental in the Golden Age of the team, with 23 casualties in 32 games and even a touchdown! Now enjoying a cushie retirement.

THE CABINET & SEASON RESULTS



Season & DivisionPositionW-D-L
89 Conference
90 Premier
91 Conference
92 Premier
93 Conference
94 Premier
95 Conference
96 Conference
Bob Borc Cup III
97 Premier
98 Premier
99 Conference
1st
7th
2nd
7th
2nd
5th
3rd
4th
1st
3rd
6th
1st
5¹-0-1
3-0-4
3-3-1
2-1-4
4-2-1
3-1-3
3-3-1
4-2-1
5-2-0
3-2-2
1-3-3
5-1-1


PROMINENT PLAYERS OF THE PRESENT

OMEGA & Sandman: Successors of The Grandfather, this tag team of blitzing and ball carrying Bull Centaurs are developing into potent forces in their own right. They may be new Legends in the making.

BINGO
The best results against each team; gold for a win, silver for a draw, bronze for a loss, and grey if we haven't played them. Only 7 more golds to collect!



Bio template by Balle2000

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Bull Centaur Blitzer
8 4 3+ 6+ 10+
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Sure Hands, +MA, +MA, +AG, Dodge
  53 0 46 0 8 9 Legend
191
290k
(130+160)k
 
3
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 5 4+ 6+ 10+
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +ST, Break Tackle, Pro
  50 0 6 0 39 3 Legend
108
310k
(130+180)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
n 10 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 90k
(70+20)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
n 4 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 70k
(70+0)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 70k
(70+0)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
 
8
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  11 0 0 0 2 0 4/18 70k
(70+0)k
 
9
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
n, m 12 0 0 0 2 2 6/20 90k
(0)k
 
10
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Fend, Pro, Shadowing
  26 0 1 0 1 4 0/32 80k
(40+40)k
 
11
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
15
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
16
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Tackle
m 3 0 0 0 1 1 3/20 50k
(0)k
 
13 players (+2 players missing next game) Badlands Brawl, Worlds Edge Superleague, Favoured of Khorne
Coach: SkittleMosaic Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Dedicated Fans: 7  
Current Team Value: 1520k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1660k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 88 / 7 Current Re-draft Budget: 3910k

Games Played:88 (44/22/22) |TD Diff:35 (117 - 82) |Cas Diff:100 (116/99/27 - 58/78/6)
Last Opponent: Turbo Wolves

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Lobrot AsylumGoblin1060k183/1/090k2 - 1930k110/2/080k14k
Boomtown RatzzSkaven1040k132/0/180k1 - 01000k80/1/170k14k
Ophidian InfidelsTomb Kings1270k60/1/065k0 - 11070k91/1/075k13k
Ostland HornsHuman1260k180/3/190k2 - 01000k70/1/070k14k
Fowl TemperatureNecromantic Horror1300k211/1/290k3 - 01340k60/1/060k12k
Slouching Viper, Midden DragonLizardmen1210k202/3/085k2 - 01270k60/1/065k13k
Ostland HornsHuman1270k100/0/085k2 - 11250k120/1/075k13k
Blackwater PicaroonsAmazon1260k163/0/0100k2 - 11240k151/3/090k16k
ERGH [Ex Ref Gobbo Hitskwad]Goblin1240k205/3/080k0 - 11330k71/0/090k16k
Zealots of ChangeUnderworld Denizens1300k100/2/170k0 - 1830k132/1/080k14k
Call of the ZombieShambling Undead1370k101/2/055k0 - 11280k91/0/065k11k
Hell's MischiefSkaven1420k91/0/085k1 - 21310k161/2/095k15k
Dirrty DuzzinOrc1240k110/2/075k1 - 01400k40/0/065k13k
Talons of the WarpChaos Chosen1440k162/1/065k2 - 01370k61/0/045k9k
New Blacktown ExpatriatesBlack Orc1460k152/2/085k1 - 11380k91/0/085k15k
Hochland High-bornImperial Nobility1460k70/0/075k1 - 11500k100/1/075k13k
Pitch PaintersSnotling1500k145/0/070k0 - 11310k70/0/080k14k
Baka Gaijin EigyōbuSkaven1520k150/4/060k1 - 01310k60/0/050k10k
Black Lagoon Go-Go BarNurgle1540k111/1/080k1 - 11590k131/2/080k14k
Amateur ProfessionalsHigh Elf1530k141/1/085k2 - 11400k121/0/075k13k
Black Lagoon Go-Go BarNurgle1550k122/1/160k0 - 21550k182/1/180k12k
Mexican StandoffHigh Elf1460k182/2/085k2 - 41740k211/0/0105k13k
Turbo WolvesNecromantic Horror1600k173/0/075k2 - 21380k140/2/075k11k
New Blacktown ExpatriatesBlack Orc1590k81/1/060k0 - 21480k142/0/080k12k
Freedom FoulersOrc1400k61/0/075k0 - 11560k141/2/085k15k
Killer HeelzDark Elf1530k191/1/185k3 - 01520k101/1/055k11k
Blackwater PicaroonsAmazon1610k141/1/0100k2 - 11330k100/1/090k16k
Skye BabesAmazon1500k182/2/080k2 - 01400k70/1/060k12k
Ligna LudisWood Elf1410k90/1/070k1 - 11520k110/1/170k12k
Gits and ShigglesOld World Alliance1540k90/1/060k1 - 01390k82/0/050k10k
Boomtown RatzzSkaven1540k181/2/175k2 - 11490k70/0/065k11k
New Blacktown ExpatriatesBlack Orc1570k91/0/070k1 - 21560k120/1/080k12k
Styx and WarpstonesUnderworld Denizens1630k181/2/195k2 - 21440k131/0/095k15k
Ophidian InfidelsTomb Kings1530k181/1/280k2 - 01460k90/1/160k12k
Blackwater PicaroonsAmazon1490k160/3/085k2 - 11400k101/0/075k13k
Amateur ProfessionalsHigh Elf1550k91/0/075k1 - 21440k120/0/185k13k
Turbo WolvesNecromantic Horror1020k161/1/180k2 - 01590k102/1/060k12k
[SWL] Mandatory HappinessDark Elf1210k101/2/065k0 - 21470k100/0/085k13k
Pitch PaintersSnotling1310k80/0/240k0 - 21430k100/0/060k8k
[SWL] DorruksOrc1260k142/1/075k1 - 11590k90/1/075k13k
Zealots of ChangeUnderworld Denizens1340k183/1/080k2 - 11030k70/0/070k12k
Black Lagoon Go-Go BarNurgle1310k180/4/075k2 - 01460k71/0/055k11k
Carnage PatrolKhorne1290k183/1/070k2 - 01340k61/0/050k10k
Boomtown RatzzSkaven1520k152/2/050k1 - 11130k90/1/050k8k
Blackwater PicaroonsAmazon1350k153/0/175k1 - 11380k172/3/075k13k
Lobrot AsylumGoblin1430k131/1/155k1 - 2960k222/4/065k9k
Kapitol KrushersOrc1300k132/1/085k1 - 11440k122/0/085k15k
Zealots of ChangeUnderworld Denizens1370k245/2/070k2 - 01080k40/0/050k10k
Turbo WolvesNecromantic Horror1370k40/0/055k0 - 21440k120/0/175k11k
Mosgiel MoonrakersHalfling1250k162/0/085k2 - 11340k202/4/075k13k
Styx and WarpstonesUnderworld Denizens1250k131/2/080k1 - 11370k111/0/080k14k
Isilmë BombersElven Union1390k161/2/085k2 - 01620k50/0/065k13k
Nana's UndiesShambling Undead1470k142/1/065k1 - 01540k40/0/055k11k
[SWL] Invasion Cube 001Chaos Renegade1500k141/1/075k2 - 01320k40/0/055k11k
Billabong Blue BloodsLizardmen1450k111/1/090k1 - 11710k90/1/090k16k
Amateur ProfessionalsHigh Elf1420k151/3/065k1 - 11490k110/1/065k11k
New Blacktown ExpatriatesBlack Orc1330k160/2/170k2 - 21230k142/0/070k10k
Fifty Braids of GreyDwarf1530k152/2/075k1 - 01280k40/0/065k13k
Killer HeelzDark Elf1540k121/0/085k2 - 01340k40/0/065k13k
Kapitol KrushersOrc1580k191/2/0110k3 - 01590k40/0/080k16k
Roughstone Rock RaidersDwarf1600k132/1/090k1 - 01600k111/2/080k16k
New Blacktown ExpatriatesBlack Orc1370k153/0/1100k1 - 01390k82/0/090k18k
Stolen GolemNecromantic Horror1490k142/0/0110k2 - 11580k131/2/0100k18k
Turbo WolvesNecromantic Horror1440k132/1/095k1 - 01490k81/1/085k17k
Malapropisms RelievedTomb Kings1590k111/0/180k1 - 01340k91/1/070k14k
Billabong Blue BloodsLizardmen1600k81/0/180k0 - 21790k141/1/0100k16k
Questionable EthicsChaos Chosen1680k90/0/1100k1 - 21680k120/1/0110k18k
Sun's out, Guns out!Norse1730k130/0/190k2 - 21170k120/1/090k14k
Blackwater PicaroonsAmazon1650k150/3/175k1 - 11530k111/1/075k13k
Ugg’s ElevenOgre1410k151/2/175k1 - 11450k111/1/075k13k
We Come From A Land Up OverChaos Renegade1350k60/1/080k0 - 11340k100/1/090k16k
Nana's UndiesShambling Undead1470k112/0/090k1 - 31470k252/4/0110k16k
Suspicious A-ListersVampire1300k71/1/070k1 - 21540k141/0/080k12k
GG LuckersBlack Orc1550k90/0/160k1 - 11530k130/3/060k10k
Questionable EthicsChaos Chosen1430k100/0/080k2 - 11790k70/0/070k12k
Billabong Blue BloodsLizardmen1700k131/1/190k1 - 11570k70/0/090k16k
Turbo WolvesNecromantic Horror1320k121/0/085k2 - 01440k122/2/065k13k
Styx and WarpstonesUnderworld Denizens1380k223/3/0100k2 - 11150k70/0/090k16k
Mosgiel MoonrakersHalfling1460k284/2/095k4 - 11260k80/0/065k11k
Sun's out, Guns out!Norse1530k140/2/095k2 - 1860k141/2/085k15k
Kapitol KrushersOrc1480k120/1/085k2 - 11310k142/1/075k13k
[SWL] DorruksOrc1550k70/0/090k1 - 11550k110/2/090k16k
Stoutheart PhilanthropistsDwarf1560k40/0/080k0 - 11580k110/2/090k16k
Malapropisms RelievedTomb Kings1470k162/1/095k2 - 11390k70/0/085k15k
GG LuckersBlack Orc1240k120/1/0100k2 - 11500k112/0/090k16k
Pitch PaintersSnotling1420k174/1/090k1 - 11200k91/0/090k16k
Believe in SwarmingUnderworld Denizens1560k132/1/075k1 - 01180k100/3/065k13k
Turbo WolvesNecromantic Horror1490k111/0/190k1 - 11480k151/3/090k16k