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Relive the Old Buccaneers and take a trip to the past Buccaneers total game tracker Old Bucs 1496 total games 487/230/779 Season #1 6/3/6 had our ups and downs. Looking to improve that W/L in season #2. Got rid of all the dead weight. Finished the season at 1730TV. Season #2 7/2/6 opened the new season with to many loses but finished strong. Finished the season at 1755 TV. ******* Buccaneers start a new chapter in their long and storied franchise The Buccaneers have been gone for a long time, 2 years at sea and no one has scene them. Oh, there are rumors of their demise or they have set themselves up like kings on some island off of Lustria and sitting on a mountain of gold, booze and women. Basically every rumor of the Old Buccaneers is a variation of those two tales. JJ Jones JR, owner and general manager of the Bucs wakes up every morning in his palatial mansion and scans the harbor of Altdorf, wondering if his team will ever return. The routine is always the same, he grabs his telescope, scans the harbor and the horizon. hoping beyond hope that they will show up. He is losing money hand over fist every week his team is not playing, he is starting to get frantic and going insane. One day as he was pacing around his balcony, yelling at some agitator over his third story balcony to get off his lawn one of his advisors walks in with a note in his hand. He informs JJ that due to the teams lack of appearances on the pitch JJ can cancel all contracts with every player, past and present. He can then file a petition with the BB2020 FUMBBL director of teams and in essence, restart a new Buccaneer team. The teams sponsors and fans have been sending him hate mail for over a year that JJ is stuck in the past, wont move on with the new hotness and he is told old to know that no matter what he does...no one cares. Well for a week JJ mulled it over, read every fan letter sent in. Burned all the good letters but he kept all the negative ones, especially the ones that called him old and stuck in the past. He is going to show those sums a bitches and make the best version of the Buccaneers anybody has ever scene and they will have to eat crow. So, with reluctance and a little shaking of the hands....JJ Jones bids the old Buccaneers a fair well. He spends a day, drunk, thinking he made a bad choice, The old bucs could show up at any time. Then he rereads the fine print in 4 font that if they do return, well you will have to redraft to a 1350 TV and basically have to fire every player anyway. The next day he wakes up and feels refreshed. Signs all the documents, the bankers transfer him 1 million gold and he goes out with his scouting staff to the stadium and starts looking over players to reboot the franchise. The Blood Sea Buccaneers are reborn, rebranded the Blood Sea Buccaneers 2020, new uniforms, new banners and logos, sexy looking cheerleaders and old school blood bowl coaches. Massive marketing campaign all across the Empire to rally the Buccaneer faithful back into the fold. The future has begun, lets see if it lasts as long as the past Buccaneers did. *********

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Dang, I Love Frogs Squad	Dark Elf	950k	17	2/0/0	90k	3 - 0	1000k	7	1/0/0	60k	12k
Little Menz	Chaos Dwarf	1000k	14	1/1/0	75k	2 - 1	950k	11	2/0/0	65k	11k
Bronzed Surfers	Khorne	1040k	11	1/1/0	65k	1 - 1	1030k	9	0/1/0	65k	11k
Rock n Roll Suicides [C]	Chaos Chosen	1180k	8	0/0/0	80k	1 - 2	1290k	16	2/1/0	90k	14k
Do you even Lift question mark	Ogre	1280k	18	2/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1280k	11	0/2/0	70k	12k
Bärsärk	Khorne	1160k	13	1/2/0	85k	1 - 0	1120k	12	1/3/0	75k	15k
For The Throne!	Underworld Denizens	1120k	25	2/0/0	180k	5 - 0	1130k	0	0/0/0	0k	13k
Xlanhuapec Smashmouth	Lizardmen	1500k	9	1/0/0	85k	1 - 2	1510k	18	2/2/0	95k	15k
Blasphemous Saurians	Lizardmen	1340k	17	3/1/1	90k	1 - 1	1510k	15	2/1/1	90k	16k
Coffin Shakers	Shambling Undead	1420k	14	1/1/0	75k	1 - 2	1480k	12	0/1/0	85k	13k
Orquitosfc	Orc	1450k	8	0/0/0	85k	1 - 2	1440k	12	1/0/0	95k	15k
Blockin' Oarsmen	Norse	1630k	8	0/0/0	80k	1 - 2	1450k	12	0/1/0	90k	14k
Thro'ne Gnobbies	Ogre	1610k	19	2/3/0	80k	1 - 0	1590k	6	1/0/0	70k	14k
Schlesien Breslau	Underworld Denizens	1560k	14	0/2/0	85k	1 - 1	1560k	9	0/1/0	85k	15k
Red TigOrcs	Orc	1550k	13	2/0/0	70k	1 - 2	1430k	16	1/1/1	80k	12k
Competitive Invasion Cube 003	Chaos Renegade	1080k	9	0/0/0	70k	1 - 2	1240k	14	2/0/0	80k	12k
Youthun Death	Norse	1030k	17	0/2/0	75k	3 - 0	980k	4	0/0/0	45k	9k
Waves Of Entropy	Shambling Undead	1090k	14	2/0/0	80k	2 - 0	1220k	13	3/0/1	60k	12k
Self Cas	Chaos Dwarf	1240k	6	1/0/0	85k	0 - 2	1430k	20	3/2/0	105k	17k
It´s Snot a Gimmick	Snotling	1090k	16	4/1/1	75k	0 - 1	650k	9	0/1/0	85k	15k
Mutina Bulls	Chaos Dwarf	1160k	17	4/1/0	65k	1 - 1	1170k	9	0/1/0	65k	11k
BT7 Don Minchione e Amici	Imperial Nobility	1200k	9	0/1/0	60k	1 - 0	1260k	9	2/0/0	50k	10k
[BB7] Chaos Raiders	Chaos Chosen	1360k	18	1/1/0	95k	3 - 0	1350k	6	0/1/0	65k	13k
undead competitive fol82	Shambling Undead	1350k	13	0/3/1	75k	0 - 2	1340k	12	0/1/0	95k	15k
Thick red water	Ogre	1330k	11	1/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1240k	11	1/0/1	50k	8k
Der Whamma Bamma Green Tide	Goblin	1360k	25	4/1/0	90k	3 - 1	1600k	8	0/0/0	70k	12k
Frustration Frenzy	Khorne	1380k	7	0/1/0	40k	0 - 2	1400k	16	1/2/0	60k	8k
Vastric United	Orc	1350k	12	0/0/0	80k	2 - 0	1340k	4	0/0/0	60k	12k
Goblin Dodgeball	Goblin	1620k	20	3/1/0	65k	2 - 1	940k	10	0/1/0	55k	9k
FF7 rebirth	Skaven	1440k	13	1/2/0	75k	1 - 2	1550k	18	0/2/0	85k	13k
Friend Bois [BT7]	Old World Alliance	1280k	16	2/0/0	75k	2 - 1	1190k	7	0/0/0	65k	11k
Rough Neck	Chaos Dwarf	1340k	9	1/0/0	75k	1 - 0	1280k	12	2/0/1	65k	13k
Boneborn	Khorne	1440k	9	0/0/0	65k	1 - 2	1410k	22	2/4/0	75k	11k
i bambini del lupo traditore	Necromantic Horror	1230k	8	1/0/0	45k	0 - 2	1170k	14	1/1/0	65k	9k
Orcs in Tight Tights	Orc	1360k	8	2/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1490k	14	0/1/1	90k	14k
Shroomies 69	Orc	1280k	10	0/1/0	65k	1 - 1	1420k	17	2/2/1	65k	11k
Cool cold	Norse	1460k	13	0/2/0	110k	1 - 0	1420k	2	1/0/0	0k	10k