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[L] Squigadier's Team
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Welcome to the bar! Grab yourself a drink and make yourself comfortable ๐ And while you're here, check out the stars who sometimes frequent the joint, our case of (non-existent) trophies, record lists, join in the team song, or try out our Nuffle Luck Tester ๐ You might even see some of the team: S1 Lineup: S2 Lineup: A story best left untold Although many an interesting tale has been shared in here, sadly the origin story of this team is not one of them: This motley crue of ragtags was formed from the drunken dregs found remaining in the bar one closing time, who agreed to play in exchange for free drinks... Nuff said. ๐ฅฑ Drinks The main reason you are here! We have a selection for all tastes, whatever your poison ๐ป: Drinks Menu
Please mind your manners (and hands) around our Nuffweiser babes and serving staff, or you may end up like this little fellow:  Stars From time to time, Stars like to come and enjoy the atmosphere here with a drink. If you hang around long enough, you might just see one! ๐คฉ โญโญ On the Walk of Nuffle outside you can also see the stars from seasons past, although you might need to scrape off some of the vomit stains first ๐คฎ: That Squeakshot fella might be banned from 'ere in future: every time just asking for more free nuts, afore letting rip with 'is "Plaguewind"! ๐จ Grim's back again, eh? That old souse - he sure must like it 'ere, or the Bugman's anyway. Does anyone know how old is that "Young" Klart? Old enough to be in 'ere, is he? And, er, that Uso character is wearing pants, right? ... Coming soon... Keen, ain't ya? Big Cups We like big cups as moar cup = moar drink! Sadly, we have none. ๐ข Although (in Season 1) we did receive a ๐! Ram Seasons No matter the season outside, it's always a good time for a drink in here! ๐
Coming soon... Keen, ain't ya? Records Records? We don't need those to play music, do we? Just how dated do you think this place is?...Don't answer that! ๐ค Oh, those kinda records! We luv those ๐
Wow! Who woulda thunk that Aunt Selma would be the most popular player with the fans? โ๏ธ (Guess they've had a couple of drinks...and the goggles are firmly on! ๐ฅฝ)
Aunt Selma almost got MVP for the season again - the fans really do love her โค๏ธ! Only one short of tying with that zon catcher, who caught it ๐งค this time! Coming soon... Keen, ain't ya? Last Drinks Those who have departed the Last Chance Saloon one way or another (sometimes in a body-bag) โ ๏ธ:
Coming soon... Keen, ain't ya? Barroom brawls Although we don't condone fighting in the bar (it takes way too much time and attention away from the drinking ๐ ), sometimes our happy drunks become sappy drunks, who become snappy drunks, who become slappy drunks..and well see for yourself. All we can say, is DON'T spill their drinks ๐คฌ or you'd best be prepared to step outside to:
Coming soon... Keen, ain't ya? Karaoke time! Come on and join in the team song! This is the catchy tune - good luck getting rid of this earworm! ๐ผ๐ค๐ถ (If you're not ready to sing yet, have another drink! ๐) Team song/chant โซ โซ โซ Nuff jeers at me, Nuff jeers at you, I have dub-skulls, You have some too... (And repeat...ad nauseam) โซ โซ โซ For the official Nuffle League song (by TrashMouse the amazing Nuffle League commish), brace yourself for pure awesomeness, then click here and strap in! ๐คฏ (Don't say you weren't warned!) Games What do we have for entertainment? Well, we don't have darts or pool, but you can spectate ๐ or play ๐ the greatest game! Only 1p to play. Roll a double (apart from ones), you win a free drink. Roll a double 6, and you win a keg of Nuff Beer (of your choice) instantly! ๐ค What have you got to lose? Nuffle's Luck Tester Then press the rolling die! (Top right corner) Nuffle's Luck Tester Are you favored by Nuffle? You look lucky! ๐ Reckon you've got the look of a winner! ๐ฅณ Roll the dice and find out just how lucky you are! Nuffle's Luck Tester  Ah, snakes ๐ 1/36 chance there. Could happen to anyone. Never mind ๐คทโโ๏ธ, try again! Good luck! ๐ Nuffle's Luck Tester ...๐ถ (belated) /aah 1/1296? That was unexpected. Surely, it'll be third time lucky! ๐ค Nuffle's Luck Tester Um...have you been cursed? ๐ธ Seriously, that was 1/46656! Have you considered praying ๐ /donating/sacrificing to Nuffle recently? Error 404: Out of luck  What the โฝโฝโฝโฝ How did that happen? Did you tilt the machine? ๐คจ OK, now you're just ruining it for everybody! Give someone else a go, will ya? |
New Team Page Beta
| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Elemental Incarnate Water
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5 | 5 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Fend, Loner, Side Step Dodge |
20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 14/16 | 190k
(170+20)k |
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| 2 |
Snakeman Constrictor
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5 | 4 | 4+ | 5+ | 9+ | Tentacles |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 100k
(100+0)k |
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| 3 |
Son of Stromfel*
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4 | 5 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 110k
(110+0)k |
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| 4 |
Beastgors Chaos Dog
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7 | 4 | 3+ | - | 9+ | Claws, Frenzy, No Hands, Sprint, Sure Feet Dodge, Mighty Blow |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 27/31 | 140k
(100+40)k |
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| 5 |
Khorne Bloodseeker
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5 | 4 | 4+ | 6+ | 10+ | Frenzy Block, Guard |
20 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 17/31 | 150k
(110+40)k |
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| 6 |
Amazon Catcher*
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Catch, Dodge Wrestle, Tackle |
8 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 21/31 | 115k
(75+40)k |
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| 7 |
Nautican Giant Crab*
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4 | 5 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | Always Hungry, Bone Head, Claws, Side Step, Throw Team-mate |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 140k
(140+0)k |
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| 8 |
Penumbra Smuggler*
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8 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Pogo Stick, Ram Dodge, Block, Tackle, Side Step, Sprint |
19 | 2 | 17 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 76/176 | 190k
(90+100)k |
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| 9 |
Snakeman Runner
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7 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 8+ | Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Side Step |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 90k
(90+0)k |
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| 12 |
Caledor Young Dragon
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6 | 5 | 4+ | - | 9+ | Claws, Iron Hard Skin, Loner, No Hands, Pogo Stick, Prehensile Tail, Projectile Vomit, Thick Skull, Unchannelled Fury |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 130k
(130+0)k |
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| 13 |
Referee Union Grounds Keeper
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4 | 7 | 5+ | - | 11+ | Break Tackle, Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Loner, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm Guard, Brawler |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 16/31 | 220k
(180+40)k |
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| Games Played: | 20 (16/4/0) | | | TD Diff: | 28 (35 - 7) | | | Cas Diff: | 24 (21/21/8 - 11/13/2) |
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| Last Opponent: Happy Acid Bears | |||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Nuffle's Enougher | Commisaro's Team | 1380k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 1 - 0 | 1390k | 6 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 14k |
| Knights of Nฯ
ffle | Trash Mouse's Team | 1400k | 12 | 0/1/0 | 120k | 2 - 1 | 1380k | 13 | 1/2/0 | 110k | 20k |
| Nuffle's Marauders | Xelron's Team | 1510k | 24 | 1/4/0 | 105k | 3 - 0 | 1430k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 75k | 15k |
| Drunken Luck | Bazakastine's Team | 1660k | 18 | 1/2/1 | 120k | 2 - 0 | 1490k | 9 | 0/2/0 | 100k | 20k |
| Nuffle's Enougher | Commisaro's Team | 1640k | 12 | 0/1/0 | 85k | 2 - 0 | 1350k | 8 | 2/0/0 | 65k | 13k |
| Petri Dish Of Nuffle | SteelMerchant's Team | 1820k | 14 | 1/1/0 | 90k | 2 - 0 | 1340k | 8 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 14k |
| Chaos Crap Company | Dieuraskel's Team | 1830k | 16 | 3/0/0 | 115k | 2 - 0 | 1340k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 95k | 19k |
| Nuffle's Marauders | Xelron's Team | 1900k | 14 | 0/1/1 | 120k | 2 - 0 | 1780k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 100k | 20k |
| Wicked Craving | GotrekSlayer's Team | 1940k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 95k | 1 - 0 | 1420k | 7 | 0/0/1 | 85k | 17k |
| Madderer Confusinators | Lorebass' Team | 1930k | 20 | 3/1/1 | 100k | 2 - 0 | 1530k | 6 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 16k |
| POWered Boxcars | Arcayn's Team | 2080k | 11 | 2/0/0 | 105k | 1 - 1 | 1540k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 105k | 19k |
| Petri Dish Of Nuffle | SteelMerchant's Team | 2300k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 90k | 2 - 0 | 1710k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 14k |
| Knights of Nฯ
ffle | Trash Mouse's Team | 1720k | 18 | 0/3/1 | 115k | 2 - 0 | 1430k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 95k | 19k |
| Rowdy Rough Wreckers | DaCrusha's Team | 1880k | 16 | 2/1/0 | 120k | 2 - 0 | 1440k | 4 | 0/0/0 | 100k | 20k |
| Wicked Craving | GotrekSlayer's Team | 1980k | 15 | 2/1/1 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 1510k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 80k | 14k |
| Re-Doubtables | The Redoubt's Team | 1940k | 12 | 0/0/1 | 105k | 2 - 1 | 1730k | 9 | 0/2/0 | 95k | 17k |
| Scorp Corps | Nirbo's Team | 1890k | 12 | 0/1/0 | 110k | 2 - 1 | 1330k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 100k | 18k |
| janu's misfits | Sejanus' Team | 2200k | 20 | 1/2/2 | 110k | 2 - 0 | 1510k | 8 | 1/1/0 | 90k | 18k |
| Nuffle's Marauders | Xelron's Team | 2090k | 11 | 1/1/0 | 95k | 1 - 1 | 1890k | 13 | 0/2/0 | 95k | 17k |
| Happy Acid Bears | Fitz's Team | 1980k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 105k | 1 - 1 | 1930k | 13 | 1/1/1 | 105k | 19k |