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Ring of Honor Players: Mors "Mighty Morph" Akner [DEAD]. Thrower. (+MA, Accurate, Block, Kick, Nerves of Steel) STATS: Games=53, Blocks=124, Rush Yards-226, Passing Yards=66, Completions=67, Casualties=5, TDs=4, MVPs=3, Gained SPP=102 "What an offensive weapon Mighty Morph Akner became during his career with the 13th Column Rats. He was a staple of reliability only missing 7 of 60 total games for his team. He was well on his way to legendary status, but after he was crowd surfed during the final game of his 4th season vs. another Skaven team, frenzy fans took to boot stomping Akner to death. The teams apothecary did everything in his power to save him, but Akner had weak AV from an injury earlier in his career and he was way past the point of no return. Mighty Morph will certainly be missed by die hard 13th Column Rats fans. Gaz "Shredder" Stiskmatz [RETIRED]. Rat Ogre. (Block, Break Tackle, Dodge, Guard) STATS: Games=38, Blocks=252, Rush Yards=2, Casualties=21, MVPs=6, Gained SPP=66 "In his time, Gaz Stiskmatz was as feared of a Rat Ogre as one could find. Opponents absolutely dreaded seeing Shredder Stiskmatz lined up across from them. There was a big sigh of relief when it was made known that Stiskmatz suffered a grave injury on the second to last match of his third season which left him unable to press a block of cheese above his head. The 13th Chamber had no other choice but to let the weaken Stiskmatz go. Subsequently, Stiskmatz became so depressed that his Blood Bowl playing days were over, he walked out into the Bad Lands and was never to be seen again. Vas Skabakzel [DEAD]. Gutter Runner. (Block, Sprint, Sure Feet) STATS: Games=27, Blocks=16, Rush Yards=432, TDs=17, Gained SPP=51 "Not much to say about Vas Skabakzel other than he loved to run with the ball. His career 432 Rushing Yards and 17 Touchdowns are both the 13th Column's current records. A high bar as per records for any Blood Bowl team, but for a Skaven, as long as their current Gutter Runners not get killed like Skabakzel did 27 games into his career, then those team records will certainly one day be broken."

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
BB14 Blackborn Dozerz	Black Orc	990k	13	1/0/1	55k	1 - 0	1020k	8	0/2/0	45k	9k
Pyramid Plunderers	Tomb Kings	1000k	11	1/1/0	65k	1 - 1	950k	9	0/0/1	65k	11k
BBT14 Werewolf Bar Mitzvah	Necromantic Horror	1000k	9	1/0/0	45k	1 - 2	1000k	16	1/2/0	55k	7k
Santo Spirito	Imperial Nobility	960k	13	0/1/0	80k	2 - 0	1000k	6	1/0/0	60k	12k
revenge of the nurgs!	Nurgle	1140k	15	0/2/0	75k	2 - 1	1110k	11	1/1/0	65k	11k
Angry Black Orcs	Black Orc	1220k	11	0/1/0	75k	1 - 0	1280k	6	0/1/0	65k	13k
WolvesGneGneGne	Necromantic Horror	1200k	5	0/0/0	85k	0 - 0	1270k	8	0/2/0	85k	17k
Cultists of the Flame	Dark Elf	1230k	4	0/0/0	65k	0 - 1	1260k	9	0/1/0	75k	13k
[BBT14] Naphtha Czars	Chaos Dwarf	1260k	7	0/0/0	65k	1 - 1	1350k	11	2/1/0	65k	11k
It Runs Through a River	Lizardmen	1220k	13	0/0/0	90k	2 - 2	1180k	12	1/0/0	90k	14k
Boxing Chaos Dwarfs	Chaos Dwarf	1370k	6	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1360k	16	2/1/0	80k	12k
Liz Machinez	Lizardmen	1300k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 2	1350k	12	0/1/0	160k	14k
Black Cat Skritches	Chaos Chosen	1080k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1070k	14	1/1/0	60k	8k
Mauarding Cavaliers	Chaos Chosen	1240k	11	0/1/0	55k	1 - 1	1240k	9	2/0/0	55k	9k
Knuckle Heads 911	Chaos Dwarf	1460k	12	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1590k	23	4/4/1	60k	10k
Jersey Titans	Ogre	1190k	16	0/0/3	65k	1 - 1	1320k	9	0/1/0	65k	11k
Cubic	Skaven	1160k	8	0/1/0	45k	0 - 3	960k	21	1/2/1	75k	9k
Anor Londo FC	Imperial Nobility	1070k	10	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1060k	11	0/0/0	60k	8k
TichyBanjo	Snotling	1190k	15	1/1/0	70k	2 - 1	980k	8	0/0/0	60k	10k
HaIf the Men we Used to Be	Dwarf	1410k	8	0/0/0	80k	1 - 3	1360k	17	0/2/0	100k	14k
Evil Rotspawn	Nurgle	1200k	7	0/0/0	45k	0 - 2	1190k	12	0/1/0	65k	9k
best old mens 78	Chaos Renegade	1410k	9	0/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1350k	17	2/1/0	70k	10k
Midfielders	Orc	1400k	16	2/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1310k	9	0/1/0	50k	8k
Lets flipping go!	Skaven	1420k	9	0/1/0	65k	1 - 2	1430k	14	2/0/0	75k	11k
munterhihimadness	Orc	1530k	8	0/0/0	65k	1 - 2	1440k	14	2/0/1	75k	11k
We stink really bad	Nurgle	1380k	22	2/3/1	60k	2 - 1	1550k	9	1/0/0	50k	8k
Givemetheball99	Shambling Undead	1450k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1480k	16	1/1/2	50k	8k
kunikuni	Orc	1340k	9	0/0/0	65k	1 - 2	1270k	16	1/1/1	75k	11k
BORAK Lovers	Chaos Renegade	1400k	13	1/1/0	60k	1 - 2	1360k	16	2/0/2	70k	10k
Garbage Days	Human	1470k	18	2/0/0	65k	3 - 1	1440k	19	2/3/0	45k	7k
Da Facesmashaz	Orc	1170k	10	0/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1100k	13	0/3/0	50k	8k
Orcs in another way	Orc	1110k	14	1/2/0	65k	1 - 1	980k	9	2/0/0	65k	11k
nurgle she wrote	Nurgle	1170k	11	0/2/0	65k	1 - 0	1200k	12	4/0/0	55k	11k
whatever Vampz	Vampire	1310k	17	0/3/1	75k	1 - 2	1430k	13	0/1/0	85k	13k
Chaotic Trio II	Chaos Renegade	1370k	6	1/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1370k	20	2/3/0	90k	14k
WarpStone is the new black 2.0	Skaven	1290k	17	0/1/1	85k	3 - 2	1200k	16	1/2/0	75k	11k
Rebel girls club	Amazon	1400k	12	0/1/1	75k	1 - 0	1370k	10	1/2/0	65k	13k
boneheads and squishy	Ogre	1330k	19	1/1/0	85k	3 - 0	1360k	8	1/0/1	55k	11k
Lords of Slam Town	Khorne	1540k	11	0/0/0	90k	2 - 2	1530k	14	1/1/0	90k	14k
Sand dices	Tomb Kings	1420k	9	0/1/0	80k	1 - 2	1360k	17	2/1/0	90k	14k
Hating Ruleset with Nobility	Imperial Nobility	1390k	9	0/1/0	85k	1 - 1	1380k	9	0/0/0	85k	15k
Fuoco e Fiamme	Dwarf	1600k	12	0/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1480k	21	2/4/1	70k	12k
Henny from the BIorc	Orc	1380k	4	0/0/0	80k	0 - 3	1420k	25	1/4/1	110k	16k
Souless Slayers	Shambling Undead	1350k	15	1/2/0	75k	1 - 1	1330k	15	0/2/2	75k	13k
Renegando de Big Guys	Chaos Renegade	1150k	15	0/1/0	75k	3 - 0	1080k	6	0/0/0	45k	9k
Moist Cotton Cave Banggers	Vampire	1170k	23	2/1/1	80k	3 - 0	1150k	9	2/0/0	50k	10k
[BT12] Freeze	Norse	1210k	6	1/0/0	75k	0 - 2	1150k	18	2/1/1	95k	15k
[C] Denver Broncorcs	Orc	1210k	7	0/0/0	75k	1 - 1	1300k	9	0/1/0	75k	13k
Just the Norst	Norse	1270k	17	1/0/1	90k	2 - 2	1260k	12	0/1/0	90k	14k
Da Brutal Truth	Orc	1360k	11	0/0/0	65k	2 - 1	1370k	13	1/2/0	55k	9k
SwordBoards Local Loosers	Elven Union	1430k	6	0/0/0	70k	0 - 1	1390k	11	0/2/0	80k	14k
Khornilicious	Khorne	1300k	9	0/1/0	55k	0 - 1	1350k	13	3/0/0	65k	11k
Cioccolatini1	Skaven	1490k	17	2/2/0	130k	2 - 0	1320k	1	0/0/0	0k	11k
Come Dodge Away	Amazon	1470k	8	0/0/0	60k	1 - 3	1260k	20	2/2/0	80k	10k
New World Order Norse	Norse	1250k	12	1/1/0	80k	1 - 3	1140k	17	0/1/1	100k	14k
Cioccolatini1	Skaven	1340k	14	1/1/0	65k	2 - 1	1320k	16	2/1/0	55k	9k
revenge of the nurgs!	Nurgle	1460k	8	0/0/0	70k	0 - 1	1510k	17	3/0/2	80k	14k
Lousy Larry and the Lunatics	Skaven	1280k	14	0/1/0	75k	2 - 2	1280k	16	1/2/0	75k	11k
Dino Lite	Lizardmen	1350k	11	1/0/0	85k	1 - 2	1370k	16	2/1/0	95k	15k
Cioccolatini1	Skaven	1340k	8	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1410k	20	2/2/0	60k	8k
gona be ugly	Nurgle	1150k	12	1/0/0	65k	2 - 1	1160k	9	0/1/0	55k	9k
I have bonions not corns!	Khorne	1150k	9	0/0/0	45k	1 - 1	970k	11	0/2/1	45k	7k
cerves!	Human	1210k	12	0/0/0	70k	1 - 4	1190k	24	1/1/1	100k	12k
Black chorfs	Chaos Dwarf	1090k	10	1/0/0	75k	1 - 2	1230k	16	0/2/1	85k	13k
[C] Goldeneye flings	Halfling	1030k	16	2/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1010k	15	1/3/0	70k	12k
Royal Afc	Human	1190k	8	0/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1210k	11	1/1/0	60k	10k
Lousy Larry and the Lunatics	Skaven	1250k	9	1/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1320k	18	1/1/0	70k	10k
Poppa's Blisters	Nurgle	1330k	14	0/1/0	85k	2 - 0	1370k	10	2/1/0	65k	13k
Les Ventilateurs Indus	Skaven	1310k	17	3/0/1	75k	1 - 3	1480k	18	0/2/0	95k	13k