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Club Records

Biggest Win 3-0 vs Floor Tiles Ate My Cabbages; Skalathrax Spinebreakers; Big Hairy Beasts.
Biggest Loss 3-0 vs Quarlesome Assasins ;Famous Not Quite Last Words"
Longest Winning Streak: 5
Longest Undefeated Streak:8
Longest Losing Streak:1
Longest non-winning Streak:3
Most TDs scored by a player in a match : Is this Just Fantasy (3)
Most TDs scored by a player in a career: Is this Just Fantasy (19)
Most Casualties caused by a player /match: Is this the Real Life ; A little High (2)
Most Casualties caused by a player /career: Is this Just Fantasy (6)
Most completions in a match :
Most Completitions in a career :
Most Interceptions /match:Anyway the Wind Blows (1)
Most Interception / career :Anyway the Wind Blows (1)
Most Star Player Points/match:Is this Just Fantasy (16)
Most star Player Points/game :Is this Just Fantasy (94)
Most MVPs awarded :Is this Just Fantasy (5)
Best Debut Game : Doesn’t really matter to me [7spp's(2tds +1comp)]
Best Debut including MVP award : A little High [8spps(1td + mvp)}
(Records correct as of 28-01-05)

Team Highlights

[0]The "Rhapsody" have Formed with 2 blitzers, a witch elf and 8 Linemen,all the players have forsaken their given names and taken on the names of the Bohemian Queen, they have joined the E.L.F League and intend to take on as many different teams as they can .

[1]No Escape From Reality causes a casualty with the First Block of the Teams Existence Badly Hurting "Roaring Bull" . "A Little High" becomes the first player to score for the "Rhapsody"

[2] The "Rhapsody" lose for the first time against the Quarrelsome Assasins , fortunatly it is only a friendly as the opponents are Dark Elves

[3] First win for the team against "Holræsið" the dirty rats were outclassed and beaten 2-0

[4] "Is this just Fantasy Scores three time against "Autloxotl Carnosaurs", the lizards just couldnt stop him . A New club record is set of 3 TDs my a single player in a game .

[9] "Is this the real life" causes 2 casualties against the "Ravenspeak Raiders lll"setting a new club record .

[11] Linemen "Because Im easy come" dies trying to go for it ,she's the first player to die for the "Rhapsody"

[12]The "Rhapsody" set a new team record by winning 3-0 against "Floor Tiles Ate My Cabbages" a deranged bunch of goblins ." Is this just fantasy" has now been awarded 51spps the first player on the team to achieve this . "A little High equals the record for casualties caused in a match for the club by causing two casualties against the goblins Trolls .

[14] An 8 game undefeated run comes to an end as "Endless Feed" become the first non-elven team to beat the "Rhapsody". The Chaos Dwarfs won 1-0 .

[15] "Is this Just Fantasy scores his 10th Touchdown , becoming the first "Rhapsody" player to reach this milestone

[17] The "rhapsody" suffer a crushing 3-0 defeat at the hands of a well organised and determined Necromantic Team called "Famous Not Quite Last Words"

[18] "Anyway the wind blows" becomes the first player to intercept a pass , shockingly it's taken 18 games

[19]It seems however the team have now enetered a slump , finding it impossible to concentrate and consistently playing badly . On a brighter note "Anyway the wind blows" has become the first player on the team to make 10 completions.

[21] "Look up to the Skies and see" is murdered on the pitch by an orc called "Brain" from the "Lawmakers" team

[22]The team seem to be back on track , but it looks as though we may soon be saying good bye to star blitzer "Is this just Fantasy" as he has started mubling about his age after reaching the 76spp's mark the first player to do so on the team . On a positive note they have regained the Number 1 E.L.F spot from The Belgian Music Lovers

[25] The Devils Advocate kills is this the Real Life and Alien kills I need no sympathy and Just Killed a man , all in the first half of a match against the Horrors Lie Within Team

[26] NurglesPayback kill 2 more players Doesnt Reallly matter to me and Easy Come both bite the biscuit , additionally Is this just fantasy takes a painful blow and quits the team , saying hes done all he wanted to do , will the Rhapsody Recover ?

[30] The team is slowly rebuilding , the Rhapsody have suffered some embarasing defeats at the hands of other Elf Teams in recent games
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
Strong Arm
  5 5 0 0 0 1 10/ 120k
(115)k
 
2
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block
  4 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 130k
(155)k
 
3
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
Dodge, Block, Accurate
  22 21 1 1 0 1 31/ 150k
(158)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  27 2 0 0 3 0 8/ 90k
(90)k
 
5
Blitzer
7 3 4 7
Block
Dodge, Sure Feet
-av, m 10 3 3 0 1 2 24/ 140k
(0)k
 
6
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(115)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, +MA
-av, -ma 30 4 2 0 3 3 31/ 140k
(110)k
 
6 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: nazerdemus Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1060k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:31 (15/4/12) |TD Diff:2 (54 - 52) |Cas Diff:-18 (20/17/3 - 19/24/15)
Last Opponent: Sewa Ratz

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Warchiefs RockersChaos1000k132/2/050k1 - 11280k100/1/070k68k
Quarrelsome AssassinsDark Elf1070k80/0/050k0 - 31000k181/0/070k44k
HolræsiðSkaven1130k161/0/180k2 - 01040k90/0/130k56k
Autloxotl CarnosaursLizardmen1190k180/0/040k3 - 11330k162/2/050k39k
Dices For LoathingHigh Elf1190k151/0/030k2 - 31210k191/0/050k38k
Orcish Pacifist LeagueOrc1240k131/0/160k1 - 01180k91/0/070k63k
We Three KingsTomb Kings1260k130/0/060k2 - 11260k161/3/040k51k
Dirt NapUndead1340k130/0/050k2 - 21070k130/1/030k43k
Ravenpeak Raiders IIIHuman1370k232/1/090k3 - 11290k111/0/140k66k
Middenmountain Mighty MopsDwarf1460k130/0/060k2 - 11380k80/0/010k39k
Delenda CarthagoNorse1560k191/0/070k3 - 21760k212/1/120k52k
Floor Tiles Ate My CabbagesGoblin1590k223/2/030k3 - 01790k50/0/060k67k
Skalathrax SpinebreakersChaos1660k212/1/070k3 - 02160k70/1/030k57k
Endless FeedChaos Dwarf1730k90/2/040k0 - 11690k162/0/140k92k
Big Hairy BeastsOgre1780k160/0/120k3 - 02070k131/2/140k62k
bless youNurgle's Rotters1840k120/0/020k2 - 01620k80/1/060k67k
Famous Not-Quite-Last WordsNecromantic1880k80/1/050k0 - 31750k181/0/190k95k
Dybbølgade DaisiesAmazon1950k140/0/060k1 - 11870k150/1/160k97k
Burbank BuccaneersHuman1970k110/0/010k1 - 31960k200/2/070k69k
Primeval PumasAmazon1900k171/0/060k3 - 12160k151/0/00k66k
LawmakersOrc2000k90/0/070k1 - 12190k181/1/150k86k
Full Berserker InsideNorse1990k192/0/070k3 - 22090k160/2/010k65k
Christiansborg Drinking LodgeDwarf2060k140/2/040k1 - 21630k161/1/080k78k
Gimli's 11Chaos Dwarf2130k190/1/030k3 - 12100k131/1/010k77k
Intense FearChaos2090k110/0/040k1 - 21990k231/0/340k74k
Nurgle's PaybackNurgle's Rotters1750k211/2/060k3 - 01870k151/2/250k64k
Dar-Ellerath BeechtreesElf1260k90/0/060k1 - 21000k150/0/1100k84k
Skaven ManiacsSkaven1330k160/1/030k2 - 41210k200/0/0100k66k
SindarineElf1380k131/0/060k0 - 51720k240/0/050k70k
Gallantry´s GuardsWood Elf1460k101/1/030k0 - 61570k340/1/010k38k
Sewa RatzSkaven1410k181/1/030k2 - 31260k210/1/130k67k