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Georgi Fastpace died in a 1,007,769.6 to 1 chance...
And the apothecary apparently had left his tools back at the tavern.
He'll be missed.

Ulfgard Swiftfeet felt the responsibility of filling in Georgi's boots weight down on his shoulders and aged years after his 11th match...
And again after his 20th match...

Ulli Longlegs feels he's past his prime and the years weighting down on him after his 26th match...
And again after his 29th game, the matches take their toll...
Ulli Longlegs, a great Legend, finally retired after his 52nd match.

Liundberg Anvilstriker Killed in the very last roll of match... Fluke chance it was...
Grimnir wanted him to tell his tale a little bit earlier than the rest.

Roark Beerquaffer tasted his last Bugman's XXXXXX...

Blood Bowl wasn't for Malogrim Runebearer.
Met his ancestors soon after stepping on the gridiron...

Skorrum Bittingblade suffered to the last.
Soon after learning some of the ropes of Blood Bowl, he lost a kneecap, only to be killed soon after...
And there was nothing the Apothecary could (or was able to) do...

Ulfgard Swiftfeet failed 5 NI rolls in a row! Failed 7 out of 9 so far!
1 Dead per game, in 3 games in a row.

Rudii Gromrilface played his last match on another fickle taunt from Nuffle.
Naturally won the MVP for that match.

Participated in Warpstone Open III
1st round qualifier vs Erhnamgeddon. The Orcs dropped and no match was played.
Then tourney admin decided that despite the no show, it shouldn't be decided like that.
Decided this even after the Orc's coach declared his team was retiring from the tourney.
So he threw the Slayers out of the tourney too!
(Must have been looking after a mate's team...)

Book of Grudges:
Apothecary!
(Every kill rolled has cost me a player up to game 31!)
Niggling Injuries!
Ageing rolls!
Thick Skull rolls!
Knocked Out rolls!
Post Match Fan Factor rolls!
Virus handicap roll!
(Most broken handicap ever!)
Dodge rolls!
Broken PC -> Couldn't play Fumbbl Cup
Broken PC -> Couldn't play XFL III Dwarf
Opponents that don't play the arranged match on Tournaments!
Even worse the Admins who give said opponents a bye as a result!

Top Hoard: 390 000 Gold Pieces in the Treasure Chest!


This team will not play vs a team with DP or Claw+RSC.

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Rules changed
Migrated to FFB
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Probably the UNLUCKIEST game ever: game vs Two Fluffy Dogs. Almost every blocking dice failed. Appaling self inflicted casualties, including Grond Stouthammer dying by rolling: skull, 11, 10, 11, no Apoth (already used and failed to save a player). Then, Legend Player Ulfgard Swiftfeet dying by failling a 2+ dodge, rolling: 1, 8, 12, 12. Of course, also failed every KO roll.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll Slayer
4 3 3 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, +AG, Juggernaut
-ma 73 2 1 0 35 5 100/176 210k
(90+120)k
 
2
Troll Slayer
4 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Juggernaut
n, -ma, m 71 0 0 0 24 4 68/76 170k
(0)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
+MA, Guard
n 8 1 4 0 0 1 18/31 130k
(80+50)k
 
4
Blitzer
5 4 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
+ST, Guard
  26 4 5 0 1 1 26/31 150k
(80+70)k
 
5
Runner
7 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, +AG, +MA
-ag 20 6 10 0 2 2 50/51 170k
(80+90)k
 
7
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
  74 0 0 1 14 3 45/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Juggernaut
-av, n 73 0 0 1 17 4 56/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
10
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro, Stand Firm
  73 0 4 0 13 5 63/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
11
Blocker
3 3 3 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, +AG, Stand Firm
-av, -ma, m 72 1 2 0 14 8 75/76 170k
(0)k
 
13
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
n 46 0 0 0 8 4 36/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
14
Blocker
4 4 2 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+ST, Frenzy, Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
-av, m 75 0 2 0 47 9 145/176 200k
(0)k
 
17
Journeyman Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
8 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Bluedeathstrike Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1880k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2420k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:77 (35/18/24) |TD Diff:22 (114 - 92) |Cas Diff:40 (125/62/32 - 108/58/13)
Last Opponent: -)FC København(-

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Quei bravi ragazziSkaven1000k131/0/180k2 - 21110k130/0/050k48k
Black NoonSkaven1100k162/0/080k2 - 01560k70/1/060k53k
Firebreath AshesChaos Dwarf1220k80/0/040k1 - 01130k91/1/030k51k
Under City FCUndead1280k80/0/060k1 - 11070k122/0/060k59k
Disaster BoyzGoblin1350k222/0/230k3 - 11570k100/1/010k56k
Worshippers of EvilHuman1380k182/2/060k2 - 11460k100/0/070k54k
Cardiff GreenskinsOrc1480k132/1/120k2 - 01590k50/0/040k19k
Muvers BoyzOrc1530k100/1/020k1 - 01490k143/0/150k40k
Warpfire ToxicSkaven1470k151/1/050k2 - 21500k130/0/040k57k
Lynch LordsChaos Dwarf1550k161/1/260k1 - 11570k101/0/020k51k
Cani RognosiNurgle's Rotters1650k101/0/070k1 - 01520k112/1/030k52k
VoidnessChaos1740k131/0/020k2 - 11700k101/0/050k60k
Dinosaur ClubLizardmen1790k92/0/020k0 - 11630k163/1/030k50k
Big One'sOgre1820k190/1/170k3 - 11640k100/1/030k68k
Syndicate SistersAmazon1930k223/4/010k1 - 11830k152/0/00k57k
Avatars Of SlaaneshChaos Chosen1990k144/1/180k0 - 13160k151/3/040k116k
Under Green CheeseOrc1940k90/0/060k1 - 31690k181/0/040k66k
CylonsLizardmen2020k193/1/110k1 - 12130k100/1/020k85k
GravebaneKhemri2070k142/0/020k2 - 01640k132/0/010k57k
ZeEvolWeedzDworfzDwarf2020k170/1/060k3 - 21810k110/0/060k83k
LolbustersShambling Undead2120k21/0/00k0 - 11920k142/0/0110k92k
Lions RevengeHuman2120k193/0/030k1 - 01910k00/0/00k57k
Atomic Revolving FistOrc2180k80/0/050k1 - 21750k130/1/070k80k
Gorka LorcaOrc2250k110/0/010k2 - 22110k151/0/110k77k
Lavino Fighting HellfishesHuman2190k82/0/050k0 - 11750k100/0/180k102k
We KillDwarf2150k140/0/030k3 - 01960k91/2/140k71k
Real NinjitsuWood Elf2140k151/0/030k2 - 31860k201/0/080k119k
SchweineschnauzenOrc2190k191/1/060k2 - 01780k101/1/010k75k
Fated PhilosophersChaos2290k103/0/040k1 - 22310k181/2/020k106k
New Baby DollzAmazon2270k272/1/040k4 - 02050k70/0/040k59k
Golfag's StompesDwarf2370k162/0/00k2 - 11590k110/0/140k69k
Clar-Karond CorsairsDark Elf2300k162/0/030k2 - 12300k110/0/00k42k
Die DorpsOrc2370k202/1/020k3 - 01740k100/2/030k68k
Ygurhu Az'z'ka DestroyersChaos2430k111/0/030k1 - 11600k120/0/180k93k
Afro BoyzOgre2470k180/1/040k3 - 02710k92/0/040k106k
Bronco GreatsOrc2550k160/1/020k3 - 01960k91/0/060k63k
Prove my Point plzOgre2610k110/0/10k1 - 12810k141/2/020k65k
Injured HandOrc2630k132/0/00k1 - 11710k90/0/030k66k
Black CrusadeChaos2660k201/1/20k2 - 32220k223/0/040k73k
Valhorn SmithsDwarf2700k122/0/00k1 - 12120k163/0/030k87k
Teef RippasOrc2690k221/2/060k3 - 22620k200/3/010k116k
Legendary startrek.nlWood Elf2800k200/0/030k4 - 22130k171/0/020k71k
La Longue DureeHuman2870k80/1/00k1 - 32770k214/1/010k114k
MIGWood Elf2720k142/0/010k1 - 32760k233/0/150k121k
Maori MalcontentsOrc2750k242/4/160k2 - 02900k60/0/030k123k
NaincopainsDwarf2870k61/0/00k0 - 22490k211/3/110k89k
Oldschool HittersChaos2810k90/0/00k1 - 22870k193/1/10k57k
Metro OrcsOrc2600k70/1/00k0 - 22700k151/1/00k69k
Angry NewscastersTomb Kings2070k163/2/070k1 - 11960k185/2/020k28k
Hanazakari no Kimitachi eDwarf1990k152/0/180k1 - 01750k71/0/030k36k
Excellence of Execution!Chaos Chosen2430k152/1/030k1 - 12170k142/1/050k36k
Empire Strikes Back InsanityHigh Elf2270k241/2/140k2 - 42130k200/1/080k41k
Loddfafnir's JockstrapNorse2250k276/1/240k1 - 12130k133/0/030k34k
Cloverfield Corpse CarriersShambling Undead2320k213/0/050k3 - 02100k113/0/060k29k
Booty PirateHuman2480k121/0/050k1 - 12430k143/1/030k37k
Jason Ta LagunakChaos Renegade2360k191/3/070k1 - 02020k122/0/110k33k
Mass EffectChaos Chosen2380k184/1/050k0 - 22010k213/2/020k29k
ChainsawOrc2100k201/1/270k3 - 01940k81/0/020k27k
Snagas DeciblesOrc2390k172/1/140k1 - 01830k92/0/070k32k
Suddenly you feel discouragedChaos Chosen2460k214/2/020k1 - 11640k162/2/050k28k
Death row DervishWood Elf2190k263/1/260k2 - 12110k80/0/030k38k
Tiny Steel HammersDwarf2500k121/0/160k1 - 21720k192/2/080k35k
Laboratory AnimalsSkaven2180k80/1/050k0 - 21920k223/3/140k38k
Yun Zis Absolute WahrheitenHigh Elf2030k151/1/110k1 - 22030k120/0/030k35k
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman2460k221/3/070k2 - 21560k154/0/070k23k
Quetzls Jungle FightersLizardmen2470k234/0/140k2 - 11840k81/0/030k34k
Claws of the Night [R]Necromantic Horror2520k246/2/080k1 - 01790k90/2/060k32k
Angry NewscastersTomb Kings2250k171/0/150k2 - 32300k175/4/160k32k
TupolevSkaven1990k142/1/160k0 - 41600k211/1/060k35k
CrossdressersAmazon2350k233/2/150k1 - 22000k173/0/030k34k
Quetzls Jungle FightersLizardmen2540k223/1/060k2 - 01750k90/2/060k30k
BonewhackersNecromantic Horror2140k184/0/160k1 - 02150k112/0/030k24k
Orc's WarchiefsOrc2550k201/2/060k2 - 11910k163/1/060k28k
Elfish HuntersDark Elf2430k202/3/120k1 - 11830k80/0/080k29k
Two Fluffy DogsNecromantic Horror2590k111/1/130k0 - 11790k193/2/160k32k
Nothing worse than NorseNorse2060k214/0/160k2 - 01640k50/0/010k36k
-)FC København(-Lizardmen2200k100/2/030k0 - 41680k325/3/040k30k