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'Cawwww Cawwww' rasped the crows and buzzards as they decended upon the feast of dead flesh. The mangled remains of once proud warriors strewn along the blood soaked rocks of Black Fire Pass. The battle had been a massive fight between a Dwarven army heading north to resupply Barak Varn while the remanants of a once mighty Greenskin invasion force, decimated when cornered in the Mootlands, was winding their way back to their dank and slightly smelly camp in the mountains. The greenskins, under the dubious leadership of Marth Hedstrom, had stumbled into the resting Dwarves and had immediately charged into battle. The fight raged for hours as the heroic dwarves sought out a weak point in the orcish lines, while the sheer ferocity and power of the orcs were beginning to overwhelm and wear down the dwarven lines. Seeing all was lost, the dwarven commander ordered the runes of immoliation be struck upon the mighty cannons in a desperate bid to decimate the remaining orcs. Yet unknown to the commander, a couple of scheming gobbos were also nearing completion of an equally dastardly plan to blow up the dwarven artillery and had been sneaking gunpowder close to and around the ancient cannons! As the last barrel is slid into position, Gobbi, a rather dim-witted gobbo (which is saying a lot!) lights the length of rope leading to the barrels before noticing the rope is wet. "Oi Gibbi, whyz dis rope all iky" he whispered to the gobbo legging it for the trees. "Har Har dat was me idea... me put burnin stuf ta make itz burn fasta" he yelled over one shoulder. "YA STOOPID GIT!! ITZ GONNA BLO..." KKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! The resulting explosion lit up the darkening sky, sending broken and bloodied warriors from both sides high in the air, the most spectacular being a green blob which sailed high over the mountains before hitting a somewhat jagged portion of the cliff with a wet SPLAT! As the smoke cleared, the smell of death hung heavy in the air, with only a few painful groans echoing along the battlefield. Slowly dragging himself to his feet, Old One Eye, himself a grizzled veteran of many a bloody battle like this one, surveyed the nightmare situation surrounding him before raising his bloodied axe in the air and bellowing "WWWWAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!". Soon further voices added to One Eyes victory roar and the survivors gathered around his imposing frame. "Wez ar dead 'ard ladz. Stoopid stumpies ar all deadz HAR HAR HAR" he grunted "coz of me ya ugli grot!" came a bellowing response as Marth Hedstrom came storming over to One Eye "and youz stole me victory celebra.. celib... ME VICTORY YELLING!!" he screamed as he pointed a grotty finger into One Eyes chest. "YOUZ VICTORY?!?! Ya run'd away like a scardi grot wearin a gurlie dress HAR HAR HAR!!" One Eye roared back. "Iz told ya dat me mistook'd dat dress for me armour ya git!" Marth shot back. "Wez sick of youz girlie fightin!! Me is takin da ladz!!" One Eye bellowed to the immediate cheers of the remaining handful of greenskins. "Wez goin 'ome!" "HAR HAR HAR 'ome? 'ome is ova dem big mountains ya gobbos butt! How youz gonna get der with ..um...wun, too, fwee, for...er... well two hands wurf of ladz?? And wez got no loot neiver!!" Marth laughed One Eye stared murderously at Marth but couldn't think of a response when suddenly he noticed a group of surviving gobbos had become bored and begun an enthralling game of 'Bloody Toes' involving the gobbos with boots stamping on the feet of those without. A game that they had become so absorbed in that they hadnt noticed the remaining orge crashing through the trees in a vain and amusing attempt at being stealthy. The ugly brute crashed into the yelping grots, sending the lucky ones flying in all directions, the unlucky one being gobbled down in a revolting entree meal. Chuckling to himself, One Eye turned from the grizly scene to look at his old Warchief with an evil glint in his eye and proclaimed "Wez gonna play BLOOD BOWL!!!!" and to the roar of the lads, he turned and started walking down the road back towards the Mootlands. Marth, suddenly surrounded by death and carnage and all alone but for a rather brave little grot who was eyeing off his bootless feet, turned and ran after the retreating lads. "er... need another player...?" "Ah Blood Bowl... how i despise you!!!!" These are the words regularly spoken by the Skummi Gitz coach 'One Eye' Whittaker after yet another snake eyes or a damned interception by a freaking Troll!!!!!!

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Stinky Toes	Orc	1000k	15	0/0/0	60k	3 - 0	1120k	8	1/0/0	30k	57k
Drunken Demolition	Dwarf	1100k	13	1/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1000k	11	0/1/0	80k	51k
My Blitzers cause Blizters	Human	1200k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1000k	14	1/1/0	100k	62k
Ray of Chotec	Lizardmen	1250k	13	1/0/1	70k	1 - 3	1050k	20	2/0/2	80k	65k
NoPanic	Ogre	1220k	14	1/0/0	90k	2 - 0	1450k	9	1/1/0	50k	57k
Thick Skull	Dwarf	1350k	12	0/0/1	30k	1 - 1	1260k	9	0/0/0	30k	68k
Hick's Boys	Human	1400k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1210k	14	2/1/0	60k	61k
Big Bad Bosses	Ogre	1470k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1680k	10	1/0/0	60k	55k
Tungdils Diener	Dwarf	1550k	16	0/0/0	40k	3 - 0	1280k	6	1/0/0	50k	57k
RaveNWurm in Your Skull	Dark Elf	1630k	15	0/1/0	50k	2 - 2	1300k	17	0/1/0	60k	42k
Hamnargloshs Shine	Dwarf	1710k	15	0/1/1	70k	2 - 3	1660k	20	2/1/0	70k	80k
Lack of Name	Shambling Undead	1770k	12	0/0/1	20k	1 - 0	1660k	11	2/0/0	40k	58k
ORC International	Orc	1770k	16	3/1/0	60k	1 - 2	1950k	14	0/1/0	80k	95k
Freelance Alligators	Lizardmen	1800k	15	1/1/0	30k	1 - 3	1870k	16	0/1/0	60k	76k
Dante's Hell Heroes	Shambling Undead	1860k	8	0/1/0	40k	0 - 1	1710k	16	4/2/0	60k	65k
GR Beatdwon	Chaos Dwarf	1870k	7	0/2/0	30k	0 - 1	1710k	12	4/1/1	100k	106k
5 Lobitos	Necromantic	1860k	10	0/0/1	60k	1 - 1	1650k	8	1/1/0	70k	70k
Nurgle's Legion	Nurgle's Rotters	1850k	9	1/0/1	50k	0 - 2	1880k	15	0/2/0	20k	70k
Brogud's Nigglers	Orc	1920k	15	1/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1660k	13	3/1/1	30k	72k
Crippling Carnage	Chaos Dwarf	1870k	9	0/0/0	50k	1 - 0	1610k	13	3/3/0	50k	49k
All about the Benjamin's	Dwarf	1940k	10	1/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1640k	11	1/0/0	40k	71k
Fugly Beasts	Chaos	1960k	0	1/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1890k	20	1/2/0	70k	85k
Green not blood	Wood Elf	1950k	12	1/0/0	50k	1 - 4	1680k	20	0/0/0	50k	65k
Schmerztal Darkbones	Necromantic Horror	2020k	13	3/1/0	60k	2 - 0	2110k	7	2/1/0	30k	71k
Angels Hair	Human	2110k	9	1/1/0	0k	0 - 3	1860k	24	2/0/0	70k	77k