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Dirty Deeds Utd
Retired [X2] Chaos Dwarf

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<b>Dirty Deeds United are attempting to take a bunch of overpaid noofties
and turn them into a ragtag bunch of clogging mongs.

In dirty Deeds there are three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way
and the Dirty Deeds way. That's just like the wrong way, only with much less
class and style.</b>

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<b><u>Club Motto</u></b>

<i>Wherever skill tries to thrive, we'll be there to stifle it.
Wherever class attempts to shine, we'll be there to obscure it.
Wherever potential aspires to greatness, we'll be there to undermine it.
Wherever a prone player lays, we'll be there to foul it.
Nothing good comes out of Deeds, <b>including your team (and mine too for that matter :D ).</b></i>

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<u>Team News</u>

<a href="FUMBBL.php?page=player&amp;op=view&amp;player_id=5194127">Edgar "The Pitbull Centaur" Davids</a> got crowd-pushed in game 1 and received -1 ST. He's decide to leave before he gets killed.
<a href="FUMBBL.php?page=player&amp;player_id=5194218">Fabien "Sure Hands" Barthez</a> was forced into retirement after his 6th game. He had a niggle and with Diego Maradona getting sure hands himself it seemed unnecessary to risk going into games a man light anymore (hell we only get 7. who's stupid idea was that anyway??? MUPPET!!!). He served the team well and acquired 15 SPPs in his short but committed career (Barthez's #1. shirt has been retired until an adequate replacement can be found).

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<blink><u><b>SEASON II TARGETS</b></u></blink>

Due to last season's rather poor efforts, we've decided to set some achievable goals. The bar is so low surely we should make all of them. :D

i) Kill an opposition player (by fair means or foul) <b>Almost achieved in first match but apo made a great save!</b>
ii) Score a TD <b>Achieved in game 1</b>
iii) Keep our fan factor above 1 <b>Bumbling along at 3 at the mo. Might make it though</b>

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
  6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 130k
(148)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
-ag 8 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 90k
(95)k
 
4
Hobgoblin
6 3 4 7
+AG
  9 2 0 0 0 1 7/ 80k
(70)k
 
5
Hobgoblin
5 3 3 7
Sure Hands
-ma, m 9 3 3 0 0 0 12/ 60k
(0)k
 
6
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
Break Tackle
  9 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 130k
(135)k
 
7
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Kick
  9 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 60k
(50)k
 
10
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Block
  3 0 3 0 1 1 16/ 90k
(90)k
 
6 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: hotspurstu Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 230k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 860k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (1/3/5) |TD Diff:-8 (7 - 15) |Cas Diff:-5 (4/1/1 - 4/5/2)
Last Opponent: 7 Days of Fouling

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Real SociebredWood Elf720k70/0/050k0 - 4720k221/1/0100k51k
Nosferatu's RevengeVampire650k90/0/080k1 - 2720k150/1/180k50k
Karaz-a-Karak Under 50sDwarf740k50/0/070k0 - 1830k100/0/160k52k
Smalltown City GuardsHuman810k50/0/060k0 - 21020k150/1/050k44k
5 SmashersAmazon870k100/0/160k1 - 1970k90/0/060k41k
Nosferatu's RevengeVampire930k101/0/070k1 - 11120k80/0/050k49k
B.B.C. MilanNorse880k151/0/060k2 - 1820k121/0/080k40k
7 Days of FoulingChaos970k100/1/040k1 - 1720k100/1/040k38k
7 Days of FoulingChaos1030k122/0/070k1 - 2790k172/1/0100k46k