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Let me tell you who I am, on the chance that these scribblings do survive...




Prologue
I am Murgen, Standardbearer of the Bleak Seasons, though I bear the shame of having lost the Standard in battle. I am keeping these Annals because the coach is dead, Shraaaag won't, and hardly anyone else can read or write. I will be your guide for however long it takes the other teams to force our present predicament to its inevitable end....
Chapter 1
The Bleak Seasons knows little of its origins. The last surviving Blood Bowl team out of Khatovar, its records goes back centuries, though the first centuries of their history has been lost. People come and go, but the Bleak Seasons remains. It has evolved into a ruthless effective mercenary unit, willing to work for the highest bidder. But individually the members can recognize true evil when they see it, and often they try to manipulate the situation to mitigate the worst outcomes. Morality often conflicts with the 'honor' system of the mercenaries to hold true to their employer.
Chapter 2
The wind whines and howls with bitter breath. Lightning snarls and barks. Rage is an animate force in Åsgard. Even shadows are afraid. At the heart of the league stands a vast grey stadium, unknown, older than any written memory. One ancient tower has collapsed across the field. From the heart of the pitch comes a great deep slow heat like that of a slumbering world-heart, cracking the olden silence. Death is eternity, eternity is stone, stone is silence. Stone cannot speak, but stone remembers. So begins the next movement of Bleak Seasons into Åsgard.
Chapter 3
We eight remained at the crossroad, watching the dust settling over Åsgard. Even irrepressible Shraaaag was stricken by the finality of the hour. It was time for contemplation, the final emotional milemark of an era.
Chapter 4
Then there was no more dust. They were gone. Birds began to sing, so still did we remain. The end has come. The parting is done. Some left, some died. The Bleak Seasons remained, beaten but not defeated. Soon we will gather again, and purge these lands.
Chapter 5
The old ones are dead, noone left of the original team. We are down to 4 players. Another cup another thrashing. Will the few left come back after this defeat?
Chapter 6
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Awards

Top Players
TopName#
Games Winter Depression51
Completions (137) Punishing Sun33
Touchdowns (118) Summer Sadness23
Interceptions (3) Spring Madness
May Mayhem
Winter Depression
1
Casualties (103) Neverending Night38
Most Valuable Player (57) December Death7
Star Player Points (988) Neverending Night141
Rushing (2039) Winter Depression482
Passing (291) Winter Depression109
Blocks (2300) Neverending Night459
Fouls (7) November Nuisance
October Snow
February Sorrows
Summer Sadness
Winter Depression
1
Scoring Thrower Winter Depression17
Blocking Thrower Winter Depression8
Blocking Scorer Neverending Night15
Triple Winter Depression8
All-rounder Spring Madness
May Mayhem
Winter Depression
1
Players
Current Players
Past Players
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Wrestle
-av 4 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
-ma 29 1 2 0 1 3 24/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
12
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
  6 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 120k
(100+20)k
 
13
Witch Elf
7 3 5 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Side Step, +AG
  48 5 15 0 38 3 141/ 240k
(110+130)k
 
14
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, +MA, Shadowing, Side Step
  44 5 23 0 5 4 104/ 210k
(100+110)k
 
15
Blitzer
8 3 5 8
Block
Dodge, Strip Ball, +AG, Leap, +MA
  51 30 17 1 8 2 109/ 230k
(100+130)k
 
16
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Guard
m 6 1 5 0 0 2 26/ 150k
(0)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Shraaaag Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 1720k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1870k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:57 (30/11/16) |TD Diff:28 (118 - 90) |Cas Diff:-25 (57/34/16 - 65/48/19)
Last Opponent: Gleam

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Rottne RikssynsereSkaven1000k180/1/140k2 - 31240k140/0/0100k61k
Werewolves BBTNecromantic Horror1070k131/0/090k1 - 11200k161/1/090k64k
RottereiretSkaven1190k80/0/050k0 - 31320k150/0/080k70k
Dinoklubben GreiLizardmen1240k111/0/040k0 - 21610k193/0/260k76k
Vestlandssnoken ASLizardmen1230k230/1/040k4 - 11220k100/0/170k50k
Lame Lazy LizardsLizardmen1240k181/2/170k1 - 21000k171/2/080k53k
Mer fart med bart!Skaven1340k204/1/020k0 - 41270k242/0/080k59k
Disguises of NathanDark Elf1400k242/0/080k3 - 11180k160/0/040k57k
Thrars Taktikere og TreskalleWood Elf1540k221/2/270k1 - 51720k220/0/040k73k
Pompøse PinglerHigh Elf1570k151/0/080k2 - 11420k171/0/140k70k
Pompøse PinglerHigh Elf1640k171/0/030k3 - 21630k140/0/070k68k
LA's Force of MightChaos Dwarf1700k121/0/020k1 - 21610k151/1/030k68k
RamstersSkaven1740k190/2/050k3 - 01930k81/0/040k81k
RamstersSkaven1830k131/0/030k2 - 21900k202/1/060k71k
Flaa powazOrc1880k130/0/050k2 - 12210k151/0/230k58k
Mighty Mighty DeathShambling Undead1850k131/0/130k2 - 11560k140/1/230k49k
Vestlandssnoken ASLizardmen1710k160/0/040k2 - 11880k81/1/010k58k
Blonde DropsAmazon1790k241/3/060k3 - 01570k121/1/040k62k
LA's Force of MightChaos Dwarf1890k151/0/060k2 - 01980k102/1/020k77k
OhahtreesWood Elf1980k231/3/130k1 - 22790k192/2/030k79k
2D6 ChallengeLizardmen1970k311/1/150k5 - 12090k162/1/060k88k
LA's Force of MightChaos Dwarf2060k141/0/010k2 - 11980k111/0/010k71k
KaosguttaChaos Chosen2110k162/0/030k2 - 02170k112/0/150k62k
Kompani LingeHigh Elf2180k241/3/060k4 - 12420k130/0/140k96k
2D6 ChallengeLizardmen2300k170/1/030k2 - 32080k171/0/020k94k
Mighty Mighty DeathShambling Undead2290k140/1/030k2 - 01520k90/2/140k76k
Kompani LingeHigh Elf2240k110/2/020k0 - 12530k120/1/060k111k
2D6 ChallengeLizardmen2280k203/0/060k3 - 22230k203/1/030k97k
Mer fart med bart!Skaven2390k194/0/030k1 - 21730k151/1/080k94k
Mighty Mighty DeathShambling Undead2460k141/0/220k1 - 01700k102/0/150k94k
Vestlandssnoken ASLizardmen2450k252/0/020k4 - 21990k140/1/040k97k
RamstersSkaven2520k173/1/020k1 - 22490k223/2/050k92k
Midgards Middelmådige MobbHuman2400k180/1/030k2 - 22410k150/1/030k129k
RamstersSkaven2460k130/0/020k2 - 22670k205/0/030k86k
Mr Cake and His PosseHigh Elf2420k311/1/050k5 - 22580k140/0/00k89k
Kompani LingeHigh Elf2530k200/0/130k3 - 22550k160/1/00k109k
Mer fart med bart!Skaven2550k260/0/120k4 - 22160k160/1/040k94k
Bovine AvengersChaos Dwarf2380k130/0/050k2 - 11800k90/0/060k96k
Mr Cake and His PosseHigh Elf2460k221/1/030k3 - 32280k231/0/020k74k
2D6 ChallengeLizardmen2540k130/2/010k1 - 12220k163/2/050k85k
Midgards Middelmådige MobbHuman2570k130/0/160k2 - 12460k173/3/040k134k
KaosguttaChaos Chosen2520k110/0/040k1 - 12530k162/2/020k87k
Blonde DropsAmazon2450k142/0/030k1 - 02330k70/1/00k97k
Mighty Mighty DeathShambling Undead2510k100/0/010k1 - 22190k171/2/150k101k
Vestlandssnoken ASLizardmen2470k81/0/070k0 - 12200k120/2/040k122k
Sunshine cowsChaos Chosen2500k110/0/010k1 - 12830k141/2/20k113k
Pompøse PinglerHigh Elf1750k244/0/030k3 - 31640k201/0/050k41k
Bloodwood DefendersDark Elf1980k110/1/040k1 - 11950k131/0/030k36k
Sin (Oslo) CityChaos Dwarf1930k132/0/020k1 - 21330k233/3/060k32k
ZiggzaggsDark Elf1630k210/0/060k4 - 31600k250/1/130k36k
Siste MohikanereHigh Elf1660k200/1/070k4 - 31640k201/0/040k34k
Brann2012Necromantic Horror1690k160/0/030k3 - 31640k210/2/150k33k
VæretDark Elf1610k120/0/070k2 - 11520k182/2/060k36k
Jootha SwinezUnderworld Denizens1680k202/1/050k2 - 01510k91/0/110k40k
Racing ReptilLizardmen1720k283/0/270k4 - 01630k112/1/010k37k
Øgleby BølleklubbLizardmen1720k244/1/080k3 - 21540k191/1/130k32k
GleamShambling Undead1730k171/1/260k1 - 21400k173/1/020k30k