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In Elven BS We Trust

The elves who would become known as the Mexican Standoff come to our southern shores from a far away land. A land of great culture, where the game of bloodbowl is played with style and grace. The Mexicans were exiled from this 'great land' for shoving, or so they say anyway.

Nevertheless, they have dedicated themselves to showing the wastes that a greater, purer form of the game can be played, without the killing for killing's sake. Alas, injuries and losses have plagued the team, with the loss of Tuco Noriaga, their great leader among others. But the Mexicans have vowed to carry on, rebuilding the team and claiming what they see as their share of the glory at the top.


After a long time spent in lockup after some issues with a local lord and his many fine daughters, the teams head coach has returned to the Southern Wastes to make another attempt at the Great Big Trophy. Unfortunately his former players have all gone on to greener pastures (many of them buried underneath said pastures) so he has called upon the next generation of players to prove their worth.

SWL All Time Record Holders of:

Most Completions

Most Passing Yards
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
5 3 4 8
Block
-ma 14 3 1 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  14 2 0 0 3 1 13/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
10
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Accurate, Leader
  5 7 0 0 0 2 17/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
11
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Dodge
  16 0 6 0 2 1 27/31 140k
(100+40)k
 
12
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Leap
m 12 2 2 0 1 1 15/16 120k
(0)k
 
13
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch
Dodge, +ST, Block
  14 1 10 0 0 2 41/51 180k
(90+90)k
 
14
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Dodge, Block, Side Step
n, m 7 0 6 0 0 3 33/51 150k
(0)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
20
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
21
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
6 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Smegish Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1300k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 200k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:190 (82/40/68) |TD Diff:95 (416 - 321) |Cas Diff:-379 (118/55/17 - 322/183/64)
Last Opponent: Silent Sydney

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Flingers of FilthHalfling1000k241/0/050k4 - 01590k102/0/040k25k
ZZoingChaos Dwarf1030k110/0/080k1 - 0980k70/0/020k26k
Sphinxes from MarsTomb Kings1170k110/0/060k1 - 11280k142/1/020k26k
33 Chin Chen StNorse1130k141/1/070k1 - 21000k132/0/050k22k
ZZoingChaos Dwarf1290k90/1/050k0 - 11250k100/1/050k21k
Fraud SquadUnderworld Denizens1250k223/0/050k2 - 21660k215/0/050k25k
Unhappy KhlownsTomb Kings1420k170/1/060k2 - 11520k153/0/060k26k
SwitchbladesHigh Elf1410k191/0/050k3 - 11490k140/0/070k22k
Memphis GreensOrc1620k141/0/060k2 - 11490k152/0/130k27k
Tribute to Alan ParsonsSlann1700k192/0/040k2 - 21750k171/0/030k29k
Quod's GruntsOrc1730k151/0/020k2 - 32460k253/1/070k30k
Blackwater StingDark Elf1680k160/1/030k2 - 31630k212/2/050k28k
Fraud SquadUnderworld Denizens1610k241/0/140k3 - 41680k273/1/040k23k
Bayshore BrawlersNurgle1640k140/2/010k1 - 21850k151/1/080k27k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror1600k180/0/060k3 - 21880k233/0/370k25k
SwitchbladesHigh Elf1610k284/0/060k3 - 41780k303/0/080k26k
Crookwell Green DevilsChaos Renegade1710k160/0/070k3 - 11390k110/0/040k25k
33 Chin Chen StNorse1720k141/1/060k1 - 11340k142/0/050k27k
Fraud SquadUnderworld Denizens1850k304/0/020k4 - 11600k192/2/160k25k
Crypt-O-NightShambling Undead1670k142/2/020k1 - 21380k111/1/030k28k
Intoxicated MayhemOrc1820k90/0/060k1 - 12580k142/1/060k29k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror1810k211/0/050k4 - 11950k171/4/110k36k
Redgum's RodentsSkaven1700k241/1/160k3 - 31230k221/1/060k30k
Treasure HoardersDwarf1990k130/1/030k1 - 21620k182/1/050k33k
Psych LabSkaven1800k270/0/060k5 - 42230k312/1/070k29k
Darkstar CorsairsDark Elf1940k303/0/060k5 - 11720k160/1/110k34k
Tribute to Alan ParsonsSlann1930k100/0/060k1 - 11730k120/1/040k29k
Blackwater StingDark Elf1920k170/1/060k2 - 31700k162/0/030k28k
Tribute to Alan ParsonsSlann2070k312/1/150k4 - 11710k181/0/150k35k
Crookwell Green DevilsChaos Renegade2120k100/0/020k1 - 11900k175/0/030k29k
Large Head-on CollidersChaos Dwarf2130k140/0/030k2 - 22050k172/0/160k32k
Wonga Wonga WhalekillersNorse2050k110/0/060k1 - 22070k151/2/040k37k
Crypt-O-NightShambling Undead1890k100/0/030k1 - 21570k153/1/060k26k
Intoxicated MayhemOrc1760k80/0/030k0 - 22370k253/1/170k34k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror2030k140/2/060k1 - 22210k262/5/080k28k
Psych LabSkaven1660k180/0/060k3 - 62000k394/0/060k25k
SWL Hunting CrocsLizardmen2030k201/1/030k2 - 31450k202/0/060k27k
Griffon Gate SentinelsHigh Elf2050k152/0/030k1 - 11430k181/3/070k25k
Black SwansDark Elf1780k180/0/060k2 - 31960k303/3/070k29k
Yang Gang Human1740k230/0/060k4 - 01510k102/0/020k18k
Tribute to Alan ParsonsSlann2310k161/1/030k2 - 01680k153/1/160k28k
Tribute to Alan ParsonsSlann2060k180/0/080k3 - 21600k142/0/020k19k
Da Blackest GuardOrc2160k170/1/040k2 - 01430k50/0/020k38k
Crypt-O-NightShambling Undead2170k220/1/080k4 - 01740k111/2/010k28k
Psych LabSkaven2060k263/1/080k3 - 21810k160/2/060k30k
Large Head-on CollidersChaos Dwarf2240k100/0/070k1 - 21880k151/0/170k33k
SWL Hunting CrocsLizardmen2300k142/0/040k1 - 11520k121/1/070k28k
Longear WussbagsWood Elf2090k313/0/080k5 - 11360k162/0/040k33k
Wonga Wonga WhalekillersNorse1840k181/1/040k2 - 22050k153/0/030k31k
Sacred Spawning of SotekLizardmen2210k150/1/020k2 - 21890k131/1/030k33k
SWL Hunting CrocsLizardmen2150k251/0/070k4 - 21530k255/1/130k34k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen2110k140/0/050k2 - 32260k242/1/180k34k
Malapropism ManiaChaos Dwarf1940k201/1/030k3 - 11770k153/0/050k25k
Kowabunga ConnectionDwarf2240k100/0/030k1 - 21780k172/0/140k32k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror1940k141/1/020k1 - 22140k192/1/160k29k
Longear WussbagsWood Elf1930k312/0/050k6 - 11620k110/0/020k26k
Sharp Force TraumaNurgle2110k130/0/070k2 - 21760k244/3/080k35k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror1810k121/0/040k1 - 21940k202/2/050k28k
MalalocideChaos Chosen1970k80/0/070k0 - 21700k202/0/150k35k
Autumn's leavesWood Elf1880k150/0/030k2 - 41620k221/0/040k25k
Redgum's RodentsSkaven1870k140/0/060k2 - 41880k231/0/080k25k
Wonga Wonga WhalekillersNorse1900k201/0/080k3 - 11610k130/1/140k25k
Chokeland GradersChaos Chosen1940k150/0/060k2 - 11760k161/1/130k28k
Blackwater StingDark Elf1950k161/0/020k2 - 31900k252/1/070k32k
Wäŋa WarriorsOrc1830k140/0/040k2 - 01770k162/1/220k24k
Crookwell Green DevilsChaos Renegade1960k160/0/060k3 - 01890k172/1/010k24k
Sacred Spawning of SotekLizardmen1960k90/0/040k1 - 22010k171/1/180k25k
Sphinxes from MarsTomb Kings1700k122/0/030k1 - 11590k162/0/060k29k
Longear WussbagsWood Elf1840k250/1/230k3 - 21520k140/0/070k27k
Public Service AnnouncementChaos Chosen1890k160/0/170k2 - 11900k191/3/140k35k
Wonga Wonga WhalekillersNorse1730k80/0/060k1 - 21770k142/0/350k32k
Intoxicated MayhemOrc1770k70/0/040k0 - 22470k150/3/050k34k
Crypt-O-NightShambling Undead1430k170/0/070k3 - 01690k93/1/060k24k
Sacred Spawning of SotekLizardmen1790k190/1/040k3 - 21840k193/1/020k32k
Large Head-on CollidersChaos Dwarf1680k71/0/060k0 - 21840k171/2/180k32k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1670k111/0/030k1 - 22280k172/0/160k33k
Malapropism ManiaChaos Dwarf1790k101/1/040k0 - 22210k255/1/170k30k
Wäŋa WarriorsOrc2100k150/0/030k2 - 31900k200/2/180k36k
Sphinxes from MarsTomb Kings1820k90/0/050k1 - 11910k162/3/140k36k
Freezy TreesNorse1490k100/0/050k1 - 21680k193/1/060k27k
Redgum's RodentsSkaven1810k210/0/060k4 - 21880k193/0/030k30k
Asha'maniacDwarf1990k100/0/160k0 - 21850k191/2/060k33k
Griffon Gate SentinelsHigh Elf1790k341/2/060k5 - 41540k231/0/010k30k
Warpsend WanderersChaos Renegade2170k90/1/060k0 - 11710k214/2/070k26k
Steel Fists of DoruganDwarf1770k90/0/040k1 - 01150k90/2/160k22k
Psych LabSkaven1700k220/0/050k4 - 11940k203/1/050k29k
Prisoners of PainOgre1980k233/0/080k3 - 01120k71/0/060k23k
Chaos All SortsChaos Renegade2100k211/0/050k3 - 11680k121/1/060k35k
Mad MidgardiansNorse2030k281/1/060k4 - 21390k180/1/010k25k
deities of dodgeAmazon1960k222/1/040k3 - 11520k101/0/030k35k
Prancing UnicornsOrc2110k240/0/070k5 - 11830k181/1/110k40k
High ElvisHigh Elf1940k270/0/070k4 - 11560k171/1/020k32k
Madness Mountain MiseryNurgle1950k110/1/030k1 - 11920k121/1/040k39k
Cocksville BlockersHuman1890k110/0/060k1 - 11800k123/0/040k37k
Malapropism ManiaChaos Dwarf1940k100/0/060k1 - 22150k194/1/040k35k
Maimami ViceShambling Undead2040k180/1/040k3 - 11410k163/1/060k33k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror2010k110/0/040k1 - 22240k201/3/030k31k
Wings of the CondorElven Union1860k181/0/060k2 - 31800k271/1/070k31k
SWL Fun PoliceNurgle2210k100/0/020k1 - 22280k213/1/160k37k
Freezy TreesNorse2050k130/0/130k2 - 21800k151/1/150k39k
Dallas DrowboysDark Elf1990k141/0/030k1 - 31810k231/1/050k22k
Autumn's leavesWood Elf2040k322/1/080k5 - 11720k130/0/040k34k
Prancing UnicornsOrc2300k90/0/060k1 - 11920k120/1/120k24k
Griffon Gate SentinelsHigh Elf2070k260/1/020k4 - 31570k200/0/070k23k
Large Head-on CollidersChaos Dwarf2300k170/0/030k3 - 11720k132/2/110k30k
Urban NightmareChaos Chosen1790k111/0/160k1 - 11490k122/0/030k32k
Striking Thunder Beards!Dwarf1770k131/0/080k1 - 11600k142/1/040k31k
Chaos All SortsChaos Renegade1850k140/0/070k2 - 11950k122/0/050k30k
Large Head-on CollidersChaos Dwarf2060k211/0/060k3 - 11820k121/0/060k30k
Blackwater Glee ClubChaos Chosen2130k250/0/070k5 - 21940k221/2/060k30k
Psych LabSkaven2110k281/0/050k5 - 21990k200/1/130k28k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror2080k100/0/080k1 - 11870k191/3/130k35k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1570k90/0/060k1 - 21910k191/2/140k31k
SteakedDark Elf1700k272/0/160k3 - 41980k211/1/040k34k
Striking Thunder Beards!Dwarf1690k161/0/050k2 - 11670k142/0/150k31k
Asha'maniacDwarf1920k111/0/060k1 - 01810k132/1/140k35k
Wings of the CondorElven Union1740k201/1/120k2 - 21590k201/1/050k35k
Wäŋa WarriorsOrc1820k70/0/060k0 - 22100k172/1/060k28k
Error 404 afterlife not foundNecromantic Horror1820k200/0/080k3 - 11940k181/4/050k32k
Colour of MoneyGoblin1480k123/0/030k0 - 11120k183/1/360k29k
Port Macquarie SnowleopardsWood Elf1720k240/0/020k5 - 41990k261/1/070k31k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror1900k160/1/060k2 - 21980k172/2/040k27k
Striking Thunder Beards!Dwarf1840k140/0/030k2 - 21830k141/0/070k21k
Macabre MorticiansShambling Undead2150k142/0/060k1 - 21800k122/3/060k25k
Dallas DrowboysDark Elf1890k160/0/020k2 - 42090k313/2/050k32k
Wonga Wonga WhalekillersNorse1850k170/0/030k3 - 31940k211/0/170k28k
Madness Mountain MiseryNurgle2040k180/0/070k3 - 11980k83/0/060k28k
Macabre MorticiansShambling Undead2160k90/0/030k1 - 21740k155/1/050k28k
Urban NightmareChaos Chosen2030k110/0/010k1 - 21870k193/1/030k24k
Altered PerceptionDark Elf1950k250/1/160k4 - 21890k183/1/040k25k
New World Winers and DinersVampire2120k141/0/140k1 - 21880k183/0/070k30k
Compare the MeerkatSkaven2200k170/1/030k2 - 21930k150/1/040k28k
Settra's SonsTomb Kings2100k100/0/060k1 - 21550k214/2/050k25k
Wonga Wonga WhalekillersNorse2000k110/1/050k1 - 21710k234/1/170k19k
High Tea PartyElven Union2100k190/0/050k3 - 31340k140/0/040k22k
Bribery and CorruptionGoblin2130k260/0/030k5 - 22180k150/0/160k24k
Pharee MarkhetTomb Kings2140k222/1/070k3 - 11560k111/2/050k33k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1840k182/0/050k2 - 11750k101/0/030k30k
Striking Thunder Beards!Dwarf2220k100/0/020k1 - 22020k172/2/040k36k
Dallas DrowboysDark Elf2120k190/2/040k2 - 21890k223/0/180k27k
Pink 'n ScabbyLizardmen2110k121/0/070k1 - 11650k163/2/070k25k
Cult of MonroeAmazon1810k91/0/020k0 - 21660k152/0/040k31k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror2260k110/0/040k1 - 12280k130/2/080k28k
High Tea PartyElven Union1980k181/0/050k2 - 31560k211/1/130k33k
Public Service AnnouncementChaos Chosen2170k150/0/040k2 - 32290k233/1/050k21k
Freezy TreesNorse2090k130/0/020k2 - 21940k173/2/170k30k
[SWL] JeagersHigh Elf1830k141/0/060k1 - 22110k201/1/070k30k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1960k211/0/160k3 - 21540k194/0/020k25k
Hochland SnakesHuman2220k361/1/160k6 - 01330k163/0/030k22k
Super OrksOrc2270k110/0/040k1 - 21600k172/1/050k27k
Chaos All SortsChaos Renegade2080k161/0/020k2 - 22080k150/3/070k31k
High Tea PartyElven Union1750k272/1/080k4 - 11580k90/0/010k32k
Redgum's RevolutionariesChaos Renegade2350k180/0/080k3 - 21900k180/1/030k29k
Karaz-a-Karak KrakensDwarf2030k90/0/050k1 - 21560k212/2/060k29k
Settra's SonsTomb Kings2080k200/0/020k4 - 12000k121/1/060k36k
Karaz-a-Karak KrakensDwarf2190k180/1/070k3 - 11780k152/0/020k28k
Blackwater Glee ClubChaos Chosen2270k202/1/030k2 - 33040k222/0/140k33k
Bribery and CorruptionGoblin2230k312/0/080k5 - 01780k110/1/350k32k
Pink 'n ScabbyLizardmen1990k192/0/060k3 - 12000k101/0/030k30k
Error 404 afterlife not foundNecromantic Horror2160k160/0/060k3 - 12310k185/1/060k32k
Public Service AnnouncementChaos Chosen2190k131/0/060k1 - 22440k172/1/080k31k
High ElvisHigh Elf2180k231/0/070k4 - 21880k181/0/010k24k
Billabong BunyipsLizardmen2340k182/0/030k2 - 21690k190/3/170k32k
Maimami ViceShambling Undead1810k150/0/080k2 - 21750k140/1/030k33k
Pink 'n ScabbyLizardmen2080k211/1/050k3 - 21910k150/1/030k35k
Seduce Me!Dark Elf2200k90/0/080k1 - 11420k133/1/020k30k
Settra's SonsTomb Kings2100k190/0/140k3 - 11940k131/3/060k38k
Seduce Me!Dark Elf2050k271/1/070k5 - 31480k193/1/020k26k
NecromanteíaNecromantic Horror2350k100/0/030k1 - 21990k150/2/120k39k
Redgum's RevolutionariesChaos Renegade2120k231/1/160k3 - 02260k101/0/060k33k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror2390k220/0/070k4 - 02430k174/2/050k31k
Pink 'n ScabbyLizardmen2200k151/0/050k2 - 22130k162/0/030k39k
Blackwater BlitzSkaven2510k213/1/060k2 - 11600k193/2/050k30k
SteakedDark Elf2370k170/0/040k3 - 42170k253/1/140k39k
Expat ExpressElven Union1100k140/0/070k2 - 11030k100/0/060k22k
Teenage GrandfathersUnderworld Denizens1130k221/0/090k3 - 21110k193/0/010k25k
Har Ganeth Hellebores 2016Dark Elf1290k110/0/080k1 - 21220k181/2/040k27k
Celebrity Chefs FCHalfling1230k110/0/080k2 - 11110k183/1/160k32k
Blackwater SaltminersDwarf1300k111/0/040k1 - 21260k171/2/060k24k
Chaos All SortsChaos Renegade1310k202/1/050k2 - 21500k221/3/140k23k
Heroes before the FallShambling Undead1320k130/1/070k1 - 11460k101/0/060k28k
SWL Dorruks 2016Orc1470k70/0/050k0 - 11580k142/1/050k32k
Bαnner of the Black StagNorse1410k130/0/020k2 - 11550k120/1/020k33k
Pipton PicnickersHalfling1430k172/0/060k2 - 1950k80/0/030k25k
Feyenoord RotterdamnedVampire1480k60/0/030k0 - 21070k131/0/020k26k
Killer Heelz 2016Dark Elf1410k130/0/060k2 - 11250k110/0/020k23k
Redgum's RepugnanceNurgle1510k180/1/070k3 - 01690k151/1/310k34k
Social DistanceNurgle1410k200/0/060k4 - 01690k92/0/020k34k
Ophidia Infidels 2016Tomb Kings1430k160/0/090k3 - 11330k101/0/030k29k
Silent SydneyOrc1450k90/0/020k1 - 21400k150/1/130k31k