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[L] Goblin
| BIOGRAPHY The Red Craw goblins' Chief Snikla concluded that the Hungry Gobbos were cursed. Their decimation in the Orcland Cheataz cup had been emphatic, even by their own poor standards. Seventeen of the team had died including the Gobbos' bombardier, followed moments later by the troll who had ingested him. Their other weaponry, the new Pogo-Saws and the experimental Bomb and Chain, hadn't been unqualified successes either. After consulting his Shaman, Snikla knew what had to be done. The Shaman, high on loon juice, had jabbered of an artefact so powerful, so blessed and so eye-wateringly uncomfortable that it would bestow its wearer with the ability to channel almost limitless Waaagh! magic. This surely would break the curse. Snikla summoned the remnants of the Hungry Gobbos, drew himself up to his full three feet and six inches and screamed: "Bring me da Jockstrap of Forns!" The artefact was tracked to a minor and chaotically administered blood bowl tournament where the Gobbos, realising they were destined not only to lose badly but also to die horribly, set about nobbling refs and bribing officials. They cower there to this day, waiting for their shot at fame and glory, or, more likely, a decent chance to steal the Jockstrap and run away as quickly as possible. TOURNAMENT RECORD Jockstrap of Thorns I: Semi finalists (1/0/1) - We wuz robbed!!!! Old Skool Invitational TTT - Season One: 5th place of 6 (1/4/3) - RIP Bouncy Jockstrap of Thorns II: First Round (0/0/1) - We wuz robbed again!!!! Old Skool Invitational TTT - Season Two: 3rd place of 6 (3/1/3) - Wuz a nice one ladz Jockstrap of Thorns III: First Round (1/0/1) - BOOO!!!! Cheaterz Challenge Cup I: Winnaz!!! (3/1/0) - Wuz a very nice one ladz Jockstrap of Thorns IV: First Round (0/0/1) - Dis is stoopid |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Pogoer
|
7 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs Block, Side Step, Sure Hands, Sure Feet |
19 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 73/76 | 170k
(70+100)k |
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| 2 |
Fanatic
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3 | 7 | 3 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty Mighty Blow, Block |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20/31 | 120k
(70+50)k |
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| 3 |
Looney
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 4 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Block |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 140k
(110+30)k |
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| 5 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Strong Arm, Break Tackle |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 1 | 37/51 | 170k
(110+60)k |
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| 6 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 7 |
Goblin
|
5 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
-ma | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 8 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 9 |
Goblin
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty +ST, Block |
16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 16/31 | 120k
(40+80)k |
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| 10 |
Bomma
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty |
m | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(0)k |
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| 11 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 12 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 13 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 14 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 16 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 14 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 36 (12/11/13) | | | TD Diff: | 0 (44 - 44) | | | Cas Diff: | -32 (46/28/15 - 82/26/13) |
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| Last Opponent: Black Eye Purple Sky | |||||||
| For | Against | ||||||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Nurgling Epedemic | Nurgle | 990k | 11 | 0/1/1 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 980k | 7 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 14k |
| Nurgling Epedemic | Nurgle | 930k | 7 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 940k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 13k |
| Nurgling Epedemic | Nurgle | 960k | 12 | 1/0/1 | 50k | 1 - 0 | 1050k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 17k |
| Nurgling Epedemic | Nurgle | 1070k | 14 | 0/2/1 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1120k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 80k | 17k |
| Nurgling Epedemic | Nurgle | 1060k | 8 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1160k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 15k |
| Warplock Raiders | Skaven | 1110k | 15 | 1/0/1 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1000k | 11 | 2/0/1 | 10k | 15k |
| Warplock Raiders | Skaven | 1190k | 7 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 0 - 1 | 1030k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 16k |
 Iniquitous Inhumans | Vampire | 1180k | 12 | 1/0/1 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 990k | 20 | 3/2/0 | 50k | 22k |
| Pie and Smash | Halfling | 1200k | 16 | 3/0/1 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 970k | 17 | 2/1/1 | 60k | 26k |
| Warplock Raiders | Skaven | 1230k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 2 - 3 | 1140k | 22 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 24k |
| Nurgling Epedemic | Nurgle | 1230k | 10 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1290k | 16 | 4/0/0 | 40k | 30k |
| Pie and Smash | Halfling | 1290k | 20 | 6/1/0 | 70k | 3 - 0 | 870k | 11 | 1/2/0 | 20k | 22k |
| Nurgling Epedemic | Nurgle | 1320k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1420k | 29 | 6/2/1 | 70k | 28k |
| Iniquitous Inhumans | Vampire | 1260k | 16 | 1/2/1 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 1240k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 32k |
| Pie and Smash | Halfling | 1330k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 930k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 30k |
| Warplock Raiders | Skaven | 1340k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 20k | 1 - 3 | 1360k | 25 | 4/1/0 | 60k | 23k |
| Nurgling Epedemic | Nurgle | 1320k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 1 | 1580k | 16 | 2/1/1 | 30k | 30k |
| Black Eye Purple Sky | Dark Elf | 1290k | 15 | 1/0/1 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1100k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 26k |
| Nurgling Epedemic | Nurgle | 1340k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1540k | 27 | 6/0/2 | 20k | 29k |
| Warplock Raiders | Skaven | 1250k | 7 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 0 - 5 | 1430k | 31 | 0/2/1 | 50k | 27k |
| Iniquitous Inhumans | Vampire | 1110k | 12 | 2/1/0 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1520k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 31k |
| Black Eye Purple Sky | Dark Elf | 1240k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1240k | 17 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 25k |
| Nurgling Epedemic | Nurgle | 1290k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 0 | 1700k | 17 | 6/0/0 | 60k | 28k |
| Iniquitous Inhumans | Vampire | 1320k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1600k | 23 | 3/0/3 | 70k | 33k |
| Warplock Raiders | Skaven | 1240k | 17 | 1/3/1 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1510k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 27k |
| Black Eye Purple Sky | Dark Elf | 1290k | 16 | 4/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1550k | 13 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 24k |
| Hellbelly Furnace Club | Chaos Dwarf | 1250k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 80k | 1 - 0 | 1280k | 11 | 1/2/0 | 10k | 23k |
| Happy Wars | Tomb Kings | 1340k | 10 | 1/0/2 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1320k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 21k |
| Mike's 145 Looneyz | Goblin | 1330k | 19 | 4/1/0 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1250k | 9 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 25k |
| Da Greenprint | Goblin | 1320k | 17 | 4/2/0 | 30k | 2 - 0 | 1470k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 20k | 28k |
| Mike's 145 Looneyz | Goblin | 1440k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1490k | 18 | 3/1/1 | 70k | 32k |
| Mike's 145 Looneyz | Goblin | 1340k | 19 | 4/2/1 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1500k | 22 | 5/2/0 | 50k | 32k |
| Hellbelly Furnace Club | Chaos Dwarf | 1360k | 17 | 0/4/0 | 60k | 2 - 3 | 1320k | 30 | 4/2/1 | 20k | 21k |
| Da Greenprint | Goblin | 1350k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1550k | 13 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 30k |
| Warplock Raiders | Skaven | 1380k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1630k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 28k |
| Black Eye Purple Sky | Dark Elf | 1410k | 12 | 3/0/1 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1400k | 16 | 3/1/0 | 70k | 24k |