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Sick of sweaty, smelly blood bowl players, a group of people got together and decided to band to gather and improve the fragrance a little. The trouble is they don't know what they're doing and can't seem to get it right.

Sandune's Regional LVIII:
Despite a strategic late-hiring of (spp-hogging) pestigors and a generally frustrating lack of block, the team took an undefeated record (admittedly involving a lot of draws) into the final game, needing again no more than a draw to come out on top. Unfortunately they took it upon themselves to fail their offensive drive, then twice choke on the final catch trying to "catch up" and finished up second. This will still be more than enough to get out of the putrid realm of regionals and into the stagnant pool of conference, with a notable lack of block leaving them still a little underprepared.

Blue Mountain Dragons Conference LIX: 6th
A fairly flat result and a season spent marking time, as the team continues to gradually develop but currently still lacks any kind of game plan against most opponents. We finished high enough to continue in conference for another season, and comfortably avoided any risk of prematurely bursting into Premier.

Butchrangers Conference LX: 5th
Reading the season review above was quite depressing. It was so unexciting I had forgotten the previous season even existed, and now it's been almost identically repeated. The only difference is we didn't slowly develop but instead took a hiding from SWL Fun Police, and continued bleeding. We lost almost all our developed players and were returned to basically where we were two seasons ago. The only bright spark remaining is Flesh, who seems to think his fast legs and many arms make him some kind of wood elf. We'll find out next season whether we have a rising star or just too many eggs in one Flesh basket.

Blue Green Envy Conference LXI: 5th
Flat results and an overall quite forgettable season, so much so that I forgot to even write anything about it and nearly missed that it even existed in between the previous season and the next.

SWL Fraud Squad Conference LXII: 7th
Just for something different, we managed to actually finish low enough to be relegated to regionals. A depressing season with our only win in the last round after it was already mathematically impossible to avoid relegation, though I guess at least saved the embarrassment of coming dead last.

Flippers Jonasson Regional LXIII: 3rd
An inauspicious start, failing to win any of the first four games. Each in a similar fashion as well. We'd kick off, put the receiving team under a lot of pressure, often even getting the ball briefly, then despite our efforts the opposition scores anyway and we discover that it's almost impossible to come back from 1-0 down despite our best efforts. However three wins to finish turned into what we'll instead rebrand as an "undefeated" season and a third place finish tiebroken with second and only one point behind first. Of course, it was also a season where we had about 500k TV over all the other teams, so hardly an achievement, but it was at least enough to get us out of the backwater of regionals and move on. The rest was probably exactly what we needed, as even though the team still lacks a lot of key skills, the current crop of players finally look like they have some real potential.

Canberra Carcasses Conference LXIV: 3rd
Again we get off to a bad start with two losses, and resign ourselves to treading water for another season. Treading water was what we achieved as well, with no major injuries, but a dearth of spp on developing players as the two super-stars continue to hog the limelight. The team table tells it all, with Flesh hogging every category except the hitting, which in turn is dominated by Made to Messure.

TopName#
GamesFresh Cut Glass
Pole o' Red
Made to Messure
51
Completions (16)Flesh
4
Touchdowns (56)Flesh
32
Interceptions (0)
Casualties (112)Made to Messure
39
Most Valuable Player (48)Made to Messure
Flesh
5
Star Player Points (648)Flesh
131
Passing (41)Flesh
15
Rushing (1395)Flesh
967
Blocks (2337)Made to Messure
403
Fouls (53)Rottodendron
6
Scoring ThrowerFlesh
4
Blocking ThrowerFlesh
3
Blocking ScorerFlesh
3
TripleFlesh
3
All-rounder


Current Players
Past Players
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rotspawn
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
  7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 140k
(140+0)k
 
2
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Dodge
  66 0 0 0 11 2 32/51 180k
(110+70)k
 
3
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
 
4
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
n 47 0 0 0 13 4 46/51 170k
(110+60)k
 
5
Bloater
5 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+MA, Block, Guard, Stand Firm
  46 0 0 0 13 6 56/76 200k
(110+90)k
 
6
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
  7 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
7
Pestigor
8 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+MA, Sure Hands, Extra Arms, +MA, Dodge, Block
  62 6 45 0 4 7 Legend
184
230k
(80+150)k
 
8
Pestigor
7 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+MA, Block, Tackle
  34 2 7 0 1 3 40/51 150k
(80+70)k
 
9
Pestigor
6 3 4 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, +AG
  19 0 1 0 4 2 21/31 140k
(80+60)k
 
10
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Dirty Player
  25 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
12
Fi
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
 
13
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Dirty Player
  31 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
15
Rotter
6 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Wrestle, +MA, Tackle
  35 0 4 0 6 4 44/51 110k
(40+70)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Irgy Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 2050k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 310k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2090k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:68 (27/20/21) |TD Diff:7 (80 - 73) |Cas Diff:51 (104/59/24 - 57/49/30)
Last Opponent: Bαnner of the Black Stag

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Fungal FinksOrc960k50/0/050k0 - 01080k130/1/320k15k
Flingers of FilthHalfling940k235/0/120k2 - 21750k160/1/070k27k
Error 404 afterlife not foundNecromantic Horror1040k161/1/070k2 - 11290k100/0/150k19k
Necropolis NightjarsShambling Undead1100k80/0/040k1 - 11400k191/3/130k25k
Ka OsChaos Renegade1050k130/0/160k2 - 01130k90/0/110k21k
Wings of the CondorElven Union1320k90/0/080k1 - 11430k110/1/040k25k
Geelong Bull FrogsSlann1240k152/0/080k2 - 11440k80/0/050k25k
Freezy TreesNorse1370k191/3/070k2 - 01360k71/0/060k21k
Brooklyn High FocusHuman1460k70/1/060k0 - 11400k111/0/030k32k
Brooklyn High FocusHuman1540k90/0/020k1 - 01600k112/1/060k28k
Wäŋa WarriorsOrc1590k102/0/060k0 - 11810k111/0/080k33k
Griffon Gate SentinelsHigh Elf1600k110/0/160k2 - 21590k150/0/030k29k
Wings of the CondorElven Union1670k50/0/050k0 - 21520k180/1/070k34k
Sphinxes from MarsTomb Kings1590k170/2/160k2 - 11880k91/0/040k25k
Geelong Bull FrogsSlann1710k162/2/040k1 - 11450k110/1/070k24k
SWL Fun PoliceNurgle1700k130/1/130k1 - 22060k253/2/230k37k
Public Service AnnouncementChaos Chosen1630k130/2/050k1 - 11650k110/0/160k27k
Psych LabSkaven1680k242/3/020k3 - 01450k80/1/030k29k
SWL Fun PoliceNurgle1660k60/0/040k0 - 22070k272/3/360k29k
Crypt-O-NightShambling Undead1280k163/1/060k1 - 11640k110/1/150k22k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror1370k122/1/010k0 - 22040k170/2/160k28k
Orcs for Correct SpellingOrc1370k51/0/050k0 - 21610k191/3/050k31k
Wonga Wonga WhalekillersNorse1360k212/2/120k2 - 11750k141/2/020k28k
Port Macquarie SnowleopardsWood Elf1350k101/0/050k1 - 01460k80/0/160k31k
Cocksville BlockersHuman1490k143/0/020k1 - 21810k202/2/060k28k
Soylent GreenstarsNurgle1540k101/0/050k1 - 21760k151/1/080k30k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1500k80/0/030k1 - 22130k150/2/050k27k
Easy Mode ManiacsChaos Dwarf1570k120/0/060k2 - 11550k152/1/040k24k
Griffon Gate SentinelsHigh Elf1600k120/2/040k1 - 11750k120/1/080k33k
Public Service AnnouncementChaos Chosen1500k143/0/030k1 - 02010k71/0/020k28k
Soylent GreenstarsNurgle1680k101/0/060k1 - 11990k161/2/150k31k
Sacred Spawning of SotekLizardmen1710k140/1/120k1 - 21930k131/0/060k31k
[SWL] JeagersHigh Elf1760k60/0/040k0 - 21730k223/1/280k30k
Technically MindedDwarf1630k110/1/040k1 - 11980k161/2/140k38k
Autumn's leavesWood Elf1620k122/1/050k1 - 21910k140/0/150k28k
❄︎❆❅White Fluffy Stuff❅❆❄︎Shambling Undead1650k50/0/050k0 - 11660k142/1/060k26k
Redgum's RodentsSkaven1700k184/2/130k1 - 01910k100/2/030k27k
Maimami ViceShambling Undead1790k162/0/250k1 - 11560k122/0/020k28k
Steel Fists of DoruganDwarf1820k131/1/020k1 - 11660k142/0/160k28k
Tharsis TerrorsChaos Chosen1900k143/0/040k1 - 11480k80/0/070k29k
Henson's HenchmenSlann1950k122/1/080k1 - 11650k80/0/050k34k
Bαnner of the Black StagNorse1970k141/2/060k1 - 01250k101/0/140k24k
Southern Warpstone ScavengersUnderworld Denizens1940k252/2/270k2 - 11260k110/0/050k25k
More Than BallgownsAmazon2040k152/0/050k2 - 11610k162/1/050k33k
Error 404 afterlife not foundNecromantic Horror1980k151/1/170k1 - 22110k193/1/050k30k
Autumn's leavesWood Elf1880k174/2/040k0 - 21620k131/0/070k34k
Office RatsSkaven2050k151/1/120k2 - 11310k110/0/020k24k
Cocksville BlockersHuman1980k150/1/140k2 - 01550k71/0/060k38k
Hostile Kiddies IVHuman2150k171/1/170k2 - 01870k101/0/110k31k
Orcs for Correct SpellingOrc2130k183/1/140k1 - 11910k161/2/140k35k
Asha'maniacDwarf2200k185/1/040k1 - 12110k80/0/060k26k
Sphinxes from MarsTomb Kings2150k141/1/170k1 - 01820k71/1/150k34k
Freezy TreesNorse2010k232/3/280k2 - 01820k81/0/020k37k
High ElvisHigh Elf2190k163/0/170k1 - 11640k111/0/050k28k
Prancing UnicornsOrc2180k141/2/060k1 - 11970k90/0/030k36k
Port Macquarie SnowleopardsWood Elf2210k161/2/130k1 - 51850k271/0/030k33k
New World Winers and DinersVampire2230k132/0/060k1 - 21870k130/0/060k37k
Psych LabSkaven2240k172/1/060k2 - 12140k110/0/030k27k
Wäŋa WarriorsOrc2270k141/2/040k1 - 02150k70/1/050k31k
Αtomika DroppaOrc2090k235/1/080k2 - 01310k71/0/050k30k
Public Service AnnouncementChaos Chosen2320k185/1/020k1 - 22070k181/1/150k29k
Southern Warpstone ScavengersUnderworld Denizens2080k215/0/060k2 - 11350k151/2/050k27k
Wildcard NatsHuman1910k162/2/070k1 - 11380k164/0/070k32k
Asha'maniacDwarf2110k80/1/030k0 - 22000k130/0/130k25k
Bribery and CorruptionGoblin2060k255/2/030k2 - 01920k101/0/110k29k
Prancing UnicornsOrc2070k122/0/110k1 - 22140k131/0/180k37k
Psych LabSkaven1980k151/1/140k2 - 01870k100/1/140k34k
Bαnner of the Black StagNorse2080k110/0/030k2 - 01660k122/1/030k33k