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Der Green Tide Yoof Sekshun
Retired [L] Goblin

The Great Gobbo says:

"Az der kwality o me toadz getz betta an betta, moar an moar gobboz wanna play Blud Bowl fer der Tide. Owevva gone arr der dayz wen yew kud jus show up an play (dat wuz last week) an so now I az sent deese ladz off ter Kislev ter see wot dey iz made of apart frum skwishy bitz.

Survive an yew mite get a shot at der big time! ROLL TIDE!"

Unfortunately the Kislev guard have taken a rather dim view of the 'Yoof Sekshun' and have published the following report:

"These 'Yoofs' are completely amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

The 'Yoof Sekshun' are part magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or 'Bling'.

They see their life as glamorous and cool.

The 'Yoof Sekshun' are for the most part extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A 'Yoof' has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of cart modification.

All 'Yoofs' think that they are as hard as nails. Again, this is false. The 'Yoofs' attitude depends heavily on the number of team-mates backing him up. If he's on his own, he'll skulk along anonymously. In numbers, he'll challenge anyone to anything."
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Spoogle Elfata
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Nerves Of Steel
   31 3 3 1 3 2 30/ 90k
(40+50)k
  
2
Agrosh Warteeta
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   33 1 0 1 1 2 15/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
3
Tennunt Xport
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
4
Grebbo Redeye
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   22 1 1 0 2 1 13/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
5
Gob Greesyair
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Nikk Yerkarr
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
7
Krikkrakk Brokenife
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet
 m 27 1 0 0 3 3 22/ 80k
(0)k
  
8
Dakk Growlgut
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Sprint
   15 0 1 0 3 2 19/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
9
Vnaark Deathgivva
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint
   33 27 5 0 2 4 66/ 140k
(40+100)k
  
10
Lamburt Enbuttla
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(0)k
  
11
Hnaak Nutkikka
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Agash Flemlung
Goblin
7 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, +AG
   19 2 3 0 4 2 29/ 110k
(40+70)k
  
13
Grunda Stinkbreff
Goblin
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, Catch, Side Step, Diving Catch
   32 8 11 0 1 3 58/ 130k
(40+90)k
  
14
Yannurk Orckikka
Goblin
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Nerves Of Steel, +ST
   32 5 1 0 2 4 32/ 140k
(40+100)k
  
15
Jinka Biteface
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   31 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Haddra Snakekatcha
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet
   33 1 1 0 1 2 16/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
13 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: The_Great_Gobbo Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1550k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 490k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 1710k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (5/3/26) |TD Diff:-51 (34 - 85) |Cas Diff:-113 (26/8/4 - 105/38/8)
Last Opponent: Sabre Mountain Titans

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
NBFL Snotty StainOgre990k170/0/070k4 - 11320k80/0/070k15k
Uzkulak PiratesChaos Renegade1140k70/0/060k0 - 51260k425/3/040k25k
Bloodsworn of NulnHuman910k60/0/040k0 - 41020k253/0/170k17k
Karak Raziak IroncladsDwarf950k120/0/020k2 - 31160k255/0/060k20k
Castle DrachenfelsNecromantic Horror1010k100/0/020k1 - 31050k182/0/050k15k
Castle DrachenfelsNecromantic Horror1030k152/1/060k1 - 21200k222/1/150k21k
Raiderz Of Mizty MountainOrc1000k60/0/010k0 - 21170k141/0/140k14k
Bloodsworn of NulnHuman1030k121/1/040k1 - 31180k244/0/050k20k
Karak Raziak IroncladsDwarf1070k91/0/020k0 - 21430k254/2/060k17k
Marienburg MagpiesChaos Renegade1030k130/0/050k2 - 31380k181/0/050k25k
Belmoz BabesAmazon1230k171/0/170k2 - 11150k162/1/170k18k
Karak Raziak IroncladsDwarf1220k70/0/020k0 - 31650k286/1/160k21k
Castle DrachenfelsNecromantic Horror1290k100/0/020k0 - 31490k305/3/070k23k
Doom Glades RangersDark Elf1200k100/0/040k1 - 31330k252/2/060k15k
Foul Peak CrawlersSkaven1320k60/0/060k0 - 51130k315/0/040k22k
Western Oblast Raiders EmskHuman1400k70/0/020k0 - 21250k173/0/060k24k
Black Water BullfrogsSlann1400k101/0/030k0 - 31070k190/2/040k19k
Foul Peak CrawlersSkaven1380k151/1/120k1 - 31230k264/0/080k15k
[OWCC] Orgrimmar HammersOrc1420k90/0/050k1 - 21290k130/1/040k19k
Karak Raziak IroncladsDwarf1330k80/0/040k0 - 21770k213/2/170k20k
Doom Glades RangersDark Elf1360k101/0/030k0 - 41690k240/2/040k18k
[OWCC] Orgrimmar HammersOrc1270k50/0/040k0 - 21350k172/1/060k16k
Grimjuice RenegadesUnderworld Denizens1450k160/1/170k2 - 1940k133/2/050k19k
Sabre Mountain TitansOgre1440k192/1/060k2 - 2980k233/2/070k22k
Greenleaf GladiatorsHalfling1450k151/0/050k2 - 1960k143/0/020k19k
[OWCC] Orgrimmar HammersOrc1520k121/0/060k1 - 21460k194/0/060k27k
[OWCC] Barak Varr Iron ShieldsDwarf1540k80/0/070k1 - 31000k307/2/070k22k
Sabre Mountain TitansOgre1430k183/2/040k1 - 11230k245/2/130k21k
Sabre Mountain TitansOgre1490k223/0/060k3 - 01390k174/3/020k20k
Clar Karond ExilesDark Elf1560k132/0/040k1 - 21340k202/0/140k26k
Malice of Karond KarDark Elf1620k81/1/030k1 - 31580k234/0/070k20k
Quenelles CarnivalElven Union1620k142/0/030k1 - 51100k281/0/060k27k
Clar Karond ExilesDark Elf1620k182/0/160k2 - 31410k232/3/080k25k
Sabre Mountain TitansOgre1490k111/0/040k1 - 11370k288/3/050k18k