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Well, it was fun while it lasted, but after 40 games I'm afraid the Natural Hazzards are going to hang up their cleats and go back to nature to live out their existence peacefully (or not, as their natures dictate). Injuries were part of the decision, as was insanely bad luck the last few games. But I think largely it's from a perspective of enjoyment--I just don't enjoy playing them anymore. Every game the last 20 I've been undermanned to begin the game, and almost invariably it got worse. Sure, I've won a game here or there, but the fans have left at ridiculous rates, never to return, meaning it's near impossible to replace players fast enough to keep up with losses. There's only so many times you can set up 4 players on the pitch against 11 before you say enough already, let me start over with a fresh team. So while I'll be saying goodbye to some memorable characters--my first ever player with a stat of 5 or better (agi 6 lets you do some amazing things), Tornado (without me even realizing it, he's become #3 on the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=stats&op=top10&status=0&division=0&race=15&position=2691&prev=0-15">all-time top 10 list</a> for most cas by a woodelf thrower, #1 of active woodelf throwers), and all the rest. Rest easy, boys, and recover, because you never know when I might call again upon the power of nature to overtake the Bloodbowl pitch... Still in contract negotiations: Riptide (Lineman) Sandstorm (Catcher) Tsunami (Lineman) Frost II (Lineman) Sunstroke (Lineman) Team records: Biggest win: 6-1 Worst loss: 0-3 Highest scoring game: 4-4 Most cas caused: 1/2/1, 2/2/0 Most cas suffered: 3/2/2 Largest gate: 82k Team Roster (including retired/dead if star or above) Legends: Mega-stars: Super-stars: Tornado Stars: Thunder, Hurricane (RIP), Frost (ret) Emerging stars: Lightning, Flashfire, Mudslide, Blizzard, Earthquake Veterans: Typhoon, Whirlpool Experienced: Avalanche Rookies: Hurricane (Note to self: Future shopping list: Catcher #3/#4, RR #5, Replacement Thrower, Replacement Lineelves)

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
We Could Be Heroes Too	Halfling	1000k	28	0/1/0	50k	5 - 1	1060k	9	0/1/0	60k	49k
Fast Nightmares	Skaven	1090k	13	1/0/1	50k	0 - 3	1120k	22	1/0/1	80k	35k
Red Scythes	Shambling Undead	1170k	6	0/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1080k	12	0/1/1	70k	37k
Warhammerers	Dwarf	1170k	12	0/0/0	90k	2 - 1	1320k	14	2/1/0	70k	42k
South Texas Deathride	Necromantic	1290k	9	0/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1330k	15	1/0/1	70k	70k
Voodoo Poet's Magic Poet's	Wood Elf	1270k	30	2/1/0	30k	5 - 0	1180k	7	0/0/0	70k	42k
Charbroiled Chefs	Halfling	1350k	24	2/2/0	70k	3 - 0	1360k	11	2/0/0	30k	56k
Sauropoderne	Lizardmen	1480k	17	1/1/0	60k	2 - 0	1480k	9	2/0/0	30k	48k
Woodvale Scorers II	Wood Elf	1530k	23	1/1/0	30k	3 - 4	1720k	22	1/0/0	70k	58k
Ankle Biters Utd	Dwarf	1620k	16	1/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1650k	11	0/0/0	60k	65k
Forgotten Mutations	Chaos	1690k	12	1/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1700k	19	2/0/1	80k	66k
Blades Of Khaine	Dark Elf	1630k	27	1/1/1	60k	4 - 4	1610k	22	0/0/0	60k	60k
Huanchi raiders	Lizardmen	1750k	28	1/2/1	60k	3 - 3	1690k	18	1/1/0	20k	41k
de små mine arbejder	Dwarf	1790k	16	0/0/0	30k	2 - 2	1810k	22	3/0/0	60k	62k
Kolde Hjerter	Dark Elf	1850k	9	0/0/0	20k	0 - 3	1950k	23	1/1/0	20k	75k
Sewers Rats	Skaven	1800k	20	0/0/1	20k	3 - 4	1730k	21	0/0/0	30k	72k
Jlaxonkill Jaguars	Amazon	1860k	20	1/2/0	40k	2 - 0	1780k	6	0/0/0	60k	79k
Badass Monkey	Necromantic	1950k	14	0/1/0	20k	2 - 3	1910k	21	3/0/0	40k	66k
Circular Defense	Orc	2000k	5	0/0/0	0k	1 - 2	1840k	17	0/2/0	90k	73k
ChopSticks	Halfling	2000k	12	1/1/1	50k	0 - 2	1740k	15	1/2/0	80k	67k
Skultuna Babes	Amazon	2080k	11	0/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1980k	19	1/0/0	10k	56k
Coldblooded Phreaks	Lizardmen	2110k	17	0/0/0	40k	2 - 2	2240k	25	3/2/2	40k	56k
Abyssal Jackals	Dark Elf	1970k	16	1/0/1	10k	1 - 1	1530k	16	1/0/0	60k	69k
Punks Romana	Orc	2020k	12	0/2/0	20k	1 - 2	1670k	16	2/0/0	30k	64k
Aberrations	Chaos	2050k	23	0/0/0	20k	4 - 3	2030k	18	2/0/0	40k	68k
Axiomatic	Dark Elf	1860k	30	1/1/1	30k	3 - 2	1990k	17	0/1/0	60k	70k
Rockwind Creeps	Necromantic	1950k	26	0/0/0	10k	6 - 1	1480k	13	1/0/2	20k	56k
CuteHamsters	Skaven	1660k	22	0/2/0	40k	3 - 1	1450k	13	1/0/0	80k	82k
Cheese Stands Alone	Amazon	1740k	13	1/0/0	20k	1 - 4	1610k	20	0/0/0	20k	49k
Zena Globe Trotters	Wood Elf	1790k	22	0/0/0	60k	4 - 4	1810k	32	3/1/0	60k	72k
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu	Dark Elf	1910k	15	0/0/1	60k	1 - 4	1780k	23	0/0/0	30k	71k
Dark One's Inc	Dark Elf	1540k	18	0/0/0	50k	3 - 2	1320k	20	0/0/0	30k	41k
Drows	Dark Elf	1620k	21	2/0/0	40k	2 - 3	1680k	20	1/0/0	50k	56k
Hairy Beavers	Wood Elf	1710k	36	2/2/0	60k	5 - 2	1760k	20	0/3/0	30k	57k
Ash Bane	Undead	1750k	21	0/0/0	70k	4 - 2	1590k	16	1/0/0	50k	61k
AlikanteBlaks	Dark Elf	1870k	22	2/0/0	50k	3 - 3	1800k	21	0/1/1	10k	57k
Shakespeare Company	Skaven	1740k	20	1/1/1	10k	2 - 4	1290k	26	2/0/0	50k	60k
Weathertop Waywatchers	Wood Elf	1780k	29	2/1/0	10k	3 - 4	1650k	21	1/0/0	50k	58k
Elvishall Hive	Wood Elf	1840k	25	0/3/0	50k	3 - 1	1900k	15	1/0/1	0k	45k
Charlie's Bandits	Undead	1940k	14	1/0/0	40k	2 - 3	1960k	24	2/2/0	30k	64k