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Maimami Vice
P [L] Shambling Undead



Detective's Chico Thuggs and Ron Ransom, of the Maimami Police Department's vice squad, work deep undercover as seedy undead Blood Bowlers trying to infiltrate and bring down the various criminal enterprises plaguing the Southern Wastes.

If you harbor killers, drug-infused stat boosters, or fashion terrorists, the Vice are already on your prehensile tail...



SWL Season Record
Trial of Blood LXI: 3/1/1
SWL LXI: 5/1/1 Big Daddy Cool Regional (1st)


SWL LXII: 2/0/5 High Street Dandies Conference (8th)
SWL LXIII: 3/4/0 Flippers Jonasson Regional (2nd)
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Longest winning streak: 5
Longest non-losing streak: 9
Longest losing streak: 5

Team Stats (game)
Biggest winning margin: 4 (Colour of Money)
Biggest losing margin: 2 (Malapropism Mania; Mexican Standoff)

Most TD's scored: 4 (Colour of Money)
Most TD's conceded: 3 (x4 teams)

Most casualties for: 7 (Tormendor Kings)
Most casualties against: 10 (Ogrepaid Ogresexed Ogrehere)

Most blocks for: 63 (Banner of the Black Stag)
Most blocks against: 65 (Madness Mountain Misery)

Most fouls for: 9 ([SWL] Jeagers)
Most fouls against: 5 (Ogrepaid Ogresexed Ogrehere)

Most SPP's for: 28 (Colour of Money)
Most SPP's against: 19 (Malapropism Mania)

Current Rivalries and Vendettas
❄︎❆❅White Fluffy Stuff❅❆❄︎ (0-1-0)
Bribery & Corruption (0-0-1)
Madness Mountain Misery (0-0-1)



Melon Medalists
Season LXI

Slam Melon

Season LXII

Duke Puke

Player Stats
TopName#
GamesGory Maim
Gory Beltman
Harry Shakledoom
Joe Puke
22
Completions (6)Shockovile Grundy
3
Touchdowns (37)Slam Melon
15
Interceptions (1)Shockovile Grundy
1
Casualties (45)Gory Beltman
12
Most Valuable Player (22)Slam Melon
Duke Puke
3
Star Player Points (319)Slam Melon
61
Passing (21)Jordan Slamway
7
Rushing (770)Slam Melon
253
Blocks (905)Gory Beltman
172
Fouls (54)Duke Puke
41
Scoring ThrowerShockovile Grundy
3
Blocking ThrowerJordan Slamway
Shockovile Grundy
Biff Glaiven
1
Blocking ScorerChico Thuggs
4
TripleJordan Slamway
Shockovile Grundy
Biff Glaiven
1
All-rounderShockovile Grundy
1
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Chico Thuggs
Wight Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
+MA, Jump Up, Tackle
   32 1 6 0 6 2 41/51 170k
(90+80)k
  
3
Gory Maim
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Guard, Stand Firm, Grab
   33 0 0 0 12 2 34/51 180k
(120+60)k
  
4
Gory Beltman
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Guard, Grab, Stand Firm
   33 0 0 0 15 2 40/51 180k
(120+60)k
  
6
Max Deadrom
Ghoul Runner
7 3 4 7
Dodge
Block, +AG
   19 4 3 0 2 1 22/31 130k
(70+60)k
  
7
Italics Beat'em
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   4 1 0 1 0 0 3/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Harry Shakledoom
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block, Kick
   33 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
9
Heaven Narwhal
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block
   21 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
Joe Puke
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   32 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Pal Grundy
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Guard
   21 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
13
Shockovile Grundy
Ghoul Runner
7 4 3 7
Dodge
+ST, Block, Frenzy, Tackle
   28 3 10 1 2 4 59/76 180k
(70+110)k
  
14
Slave Blister
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
   15 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
16
Bony Miskellie
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
   6 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Karnov Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1540k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 230k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1540k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:33 (13/7/13) |TD Diff:-3 (47 - 50) |Cas Diff:-2 (39/25/7 - 35/21/17)
Last Opponent: Billabong Bunyips

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Mad MidgardiansNorse1000k101/0/010k1 - 21000k131/0/090k12k
Eternal Combustion EnginesTomb Kings1000k161/1/040k2 - 11000k80/0/060k15k
High ElvisHigh Elf1060k161/0/070k3 - 21000k170/1/060k10k
Tormendor KingsHigh Elf1090k223/3/150k1 - 11330k90/0/020k19k
One Unit Whole BloodVampire1300k190/0/290k3 - 11070k100/0/040k15k
Nemesis DemonsChaos Renegade1300k131/1/060k2 - 11360k131/0/140k18k
Colour of MoneyGoblin1230k283/1/160k4 - 01280k81/0/050k22k
[SWL] JeagersHigh Elf1410k130/3/050k2 - 11450k100/0/070k25k
Bαnner of the Black StagNorse1440k111/0/050k2 - 11660k101/0/050k29k
❄︎❆❅White Fluffy Stuff❅❆❄︎Shambling Undead1450k131/2/070k1 - 11560k163/0/150k28k
Bribery and CorruptionGoblin1420k192/2/020k2 - 31310k150/1/020k22k
Ogrepaid Ogresexed OgrehereOgre1370k121/0/170k1 - 01740k173/5/250k30k
Wings of the CondorElven Union1390k164/0/070k2 - 31600k180/0/020k24k
Malapropism ManiaChaos Dwarf1550k102/0/060k1 - 32150k190/1/170k31k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror1440k121/0/120k1 - 22180k140/0/170k29k
Madness Mountain MiseryNurgle1510k91/1/030k0 - 11900k141/1/160k30k
Mexican Standoff 2016High Elf1410k163/1/060k1 - 32040k180/1/040k33k
Cocksville BlockersHuman1350k151/2/020k2 - 11510k111/0/030k28k
High ElvisHigh Elf1590k111/0/060k2 - 11720k130/1/020k28k
Eau de ToiletNurgle1560k122/0/020k1 - 11790k162/0/250k28k
Henson's HenchmenSlann1590k100/0/040k1 - 11350k121/0/060k32k
Hostile Kiddies IVHuman1610k204/0/050k2 - 01860k172/2/040k24k
Southern Warpstone ScavengersUnderworld Denizens1680k161/1/050k2 - 11250k153/0/040k18k
More Than BallgownsAmazon1550k60/0/080k0 - 01500k60/0/020k32k
Bαnner of the Black StagNorse1790k110/1/050k1 - 11480k121/1/030k30k
Tharsis TerrorsChaos Chosen1660k120/0/040k2 - 11630k141/0/170k28k
Sphinxes from MarsTomb Kings1750k130/1/160k1 - 21930k255/1/350k32k
Pink 'n ScabbyLizardmen1770k50/1/040k0 - 21980k172/1/160k26k
Settra's SonsTomb Kings1710k101/0/050k1 - 22030k213/2/160k24k
Mexican Standoff 2016High Elf1750k140/1/030k2 - 21810k150/0/080k33k
High ElvisHigh Elf1760k130/2/030k1 - 31630k211/1/050k23k
Seduce Me!Dark Elf1700k132/1/070k0 - 21420k141/0/060k31k
Billabong BunyipsLizardmen1710k71/0/040k0 - 41940k281/2/280k30k