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Zharrduk Bull Milkers
Retired [B] Chaos Dwarf


Team Founding:
2515

Fight song:
Excoriate - Bestial Slaughter

Team Motto:
Mess with bull, you get horns!

Zharrduk Bull Milkers
Team exists to feed the bull and perhaps play some ball. Team lives and dies by bull's game. Team players named after blood bowl "sins" - some of which the coaching staff regularly commit.





Current Players
Past Players
0-56-1516-3031-50
51-7576-175176+

Sprints!




Worker's Union is seeking replacements for:

Multiple Unnecessary GFIs
Stomped to death by skeletal abomination in final throes of game. Drunken apothecary performed autopsy on pitch instead of healing. Team stitched up instead of player.

Leader, no rerolls Stomped by Bloodsea Buccaneers.

Piling on surrounded by opposition and next to DP Stomped by Sons of Brutus.

Currently enriching the soil:
Vanyria, Zon Blitzer, ploughed by blocker.
Pirlo, UW lineman, hobgoblin tripped over his head.
Brian Douglas II, HE Catcher, Hobgoblin tripped over in scrum. Clumsy hobs again.


Adapted from NSL template by Balle2000.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Break Tackle
  5 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 150k
(130+20)k
 
2
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  5 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
6
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Dauntless
  54 0 0 1 20 4 62/ 150k
(70+80)k
 
8
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Hobgoblin
6 3 4 7
+AG, Block
  29 3 3 1 0 1 19/ 100k
(40+60)k
 
11
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
12
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
  8 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
17
Journeyman Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
10 players  
Coach: ArrestedDevelopment Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1130k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1130k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:55 (19/13/23) |TD Diff:-10 (53 - 63) |Cas Diff:64 (100/45/18 - 53/30/16)
Last Opponent: {B} GreDarkSouls

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Short, not SweetChaos Dwarf970k92/0/030k0 - 21000k110/0/080k18k
Life of Riley (abbv.)Goblin970k173/0/090k2 - 0990k50/0/050k14k
LogiteamLizardmen1040k120/2/050k1 - 21100k110/0/060k17k
Amudoka Yokaii(bx)Ogre1040k213/2/020k2 - 01060k91/1/040k15k
K-txonsAmazon1100k81/0/010k0 - 21110k130/1/070k21k
Deathroller CultDwarf1080k71/0/030k0 - 21070k193/0/130k20k
Cruz del SurChaos Renegade1080k80/0/080k1 - 01050k101/1/010k20k
Karak Ankor IrondrakesDwarf1130k102/0/040k0 - 21220k162/0/080k29k
Papa's CradoktorsNurgle1160k120/2/020k1 - 21290k110/0/060k23k
Florescent JumpsuitsUnderworld Denizens1180k101/0/070k1 - 11180k112/0/030k20k
Racing club Tarkeen (box)Human1210k151/0/170k2 - 01210k123/0/040k19k
N'urglrTrashNurgle1240k50/0/060k0 - 21170k131/0/050k16k
Space OverlordsSlann1240k160/1/070k3 - 11250k100/1/030k23k
UndARR the RadARRUnderworld Denizens1270k122/0/160k1 - 01190k60/0/040k23k
Primeval VoidChaos Renegade1350k134/2/030k0 - 21320k141/0/060k29k
Black CaimansAmazon1340k141/0/250k1 - 11310k111/0/030k21k
Von MarxVampire1360k123/0/020k1 - 11320k90/0/080k28k
Space OverlordsSlann1440k172/2/090k2 - 01340k60/0/030k20k
25th LegionNurgle1490k141/1/170k1 - 01690k122/0/160k39k
FCNHuman1390k100/1/060k1 - 01400k81/0/050k30k
SventrapaperaNorse1390k141/2/060k1 - 01460k111/1/160k29k
Caillous RoulantsDwarf1340k91/1/020k0 - 21250k152/0/040k24k
Disney DwarvesDwarf1390k122/0/060k1 - 11540k142/0/140k26k
Warps-edge HuntersNorse1360k191/3/160k2 - 11350k100/2/040k29k
Phalanx of NehekharaTomb Kings1350k122/1/030k1 - 21400k152/0/130k29k
Champagne pour TousVampire1380k164/0/030k1 - 11400k121/1/070k28k
Haterade(BB)Dark Elf1410k213/3/070k2 - 21450k181/0/020k32k
Phalanx of NehekharaTomb Kings1440k131/3/120k0 - 11450k103/1/060k29k
higgloukHigh Elf1350k213/1/080k2 - 11340k80/0/020k27k
Deimon DevirobatsoHuman1380k144/0/050k1 - 21390k193/0/050k33k
Brianne Kaylee and Emma RoseHigh Elf1400k182/3/170k1 - 11340k110/1/070k33k
Rising PharaosTomb Kings1350k60/0/050k0 - 11490k100/0/160k31k
DogfightARRsElven Union1450k174/0/040k1 - 21490k160/1/070k24k
Welcome In tha Real World!Shambling Undead1390k316/2/270k2 - 21470k110/0/040k32k
Blood Sea Buccaneers B TeamHuman1460k92/0/020k0 - 31550k202/2/150k27k
Sons of BrutusHuman1370k101/1/040k0 - 21360k212/3/150k28k
Nuffle KnightsHuman1220k142/1/060k1 - 01260k50/0/040k30k
Rowdy Grid Filling ChorfsChaos Dwarf1520k112/0/140k0 - 21540k170/3/070k28k
DynamorChaos Chosen1470k153/2/060k0 - 11480k101/0/070k27k
Hemoglobetrotters BBLVampire1400k150/2/070k2 - 11610k110/0/030k26k
Unca Nurg's Hug FactoryNurgle1400k142/1/030k1 - 11420k111/0/020k19k
Recopa 1995Tomb Kings1410k152/0/140k1 - 11400k140/3/050k24k
ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZDwarf1460k142/0/150k1 - 11410k142/1/060k24k
MishimaChaos Chosen1470k152/0/060k2 - 11480k100/0/160k29k
Gamma GTLizardmen1480k122/0/030k1 - 21490k150/2/160k35k
Hopeless BrigadeElven Union1250k101/0/060k1 - 01250k112/0/020k26k
NécroGrosNecromantic Horror1470k204/2/170k1 - 01460k101/1/040k35k
Sad Muppet RegularsDwarf1500k142/0/130k1 - 21470k192/1/170k24k
Green LosersGoblin1530k164/0/050k1 - 01550k50/0/060k26k
Splash Bash and ThrashChaos Chosen1560k91/1/060k0 - 11620k192/1/360k29k
Acolytes of ArandousChaos Renegade1460k193/1/150k1 - 11530k111/0/060k29k
NurgleBull´sNurgle1550k171/0/240k2 - 01620k60/0/030k30k
WMD's in The BoxChaos Chosen1550k100/1/040k1 - 21730k213/1/160k34k
guruguruNecromantic Horror1280k101/1/050k0 - 21240k130/1/030k21k
{B} GreDarkSoulsDark Elf1270k122/0/020k1 - 11200k131/0/150k25k