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And may the Schwartz be with you!! Ulthuan Invitational XV - Out in the first round of qualifier...far too outclassed. The "I FEAR NO DORF/CHORF!" Wall of Pain, ye be warned any and all shortrounds who challenge the Spaceballs for your game will be posted here for every victory we claim over you: May each one serve as a badge of honor for us and may we collect a great many more. Let it serve as a gateway for all the Ogre coaches of FUMBBL who are reluctant to accept that eager challenge of theirs. Fear not the Dorf, for he can be killed like any other. Fear not the Chorf, for his claw will pen nothing if you hit him first. The snot may break, but if he filled a need for the drive then his purpose was served. The ogre may bonehead, but will get to try again next turn. A Dorf may have already won in his mind, but break him early and watch his resolve waver in the face of your sheer weight and might. Let his arrogance be his downfall, and as you stare down each one remember the rallying cry. Say it loudly and let it be heard throughout the Ogre Kingdom: I FEAR NO DORF!!! Barf the Third's epitaph, may it remind me to be a better coach in the future.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Denver Death Eaters	Dark Elf	1000k	10	0/0/1	50k	1 - 1	1000k	19	2/2/1	40k	10k
Dorfhammer XLk	Dwarf	990k	17	1/1/1	80k	2 - 1	1000k	12	2/0/0	60k	9k
Blame Gamers	Chaos Renegade	1090k	16	3/1/0	70k	1 - 0	1090k	17	5/0/1	60k	15k
Cartoon Mice United	Skaven	1290k	12	3/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1230k	17	3/1/0	60k	28k
Salt Lake Wreckers	Shambling Undead	1320k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1390k	15	2/1/0	70k	30k
Ketesploto	Norse	1350k	14	1/2/0	60k	1 - 0	1230k	11	2/0/1	10k	19k
Scamot Eggs	Lizardmen	1400k	8	0/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1540k	18	4/1/0	40k	28k
Paladins Of Purple	Chaos Chosen	1520k	11	3/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1480k	20	2/0/1	50k	31k
Feisty Reptile Crew	Lizardmen	1590k	8	0/1/0	60k	0 - 2	1600k	19	3/2/0	30k	26k
Mount Cook Rumble	Orc	1480k	9	2/0/0	10k	0 - 1	1580k	14	2/1/0	70k	24k
Brabaros	Norse	1580k	17	2/1/0	60k	2 - 0	1550k	15	4/1/0	60k	30k
Kitchen Warfare	Orc	1670k	8	0/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1730k	18	2/2/1	40k	42k
Vunerable Tadgers	Ogre	1490k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1700k	21	5/2/1	50k	31k
Karak Nhati Bengals	Dwarf	1610k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1390k	17	2/0/0	80k	34k
common cold (hearted)	Nurgle	1630k	16	1/2/1	60k	1 - 1	1700k	16	3/1/0	30k	26k
Blazers Fire Elves of Darkness	Dark Elf	1360k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1430k	16	3/0/0	70k	20k
Mutazione	Underworld Denizens	1550k	10	0/1/0	20k	1 - 2	1490k	15	2/0/0	70k	36k
Sint-josse-ten-noode Drosophi	Nurgle	1690k	9	2/0/0	50k	0 - 1	1520k	14	3/0/0	70k	23k
Orknesser	Orc	1690k	13	1/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1900k	12	1/0/1	30k	31k
Raatelupiskit	Necromantic Horror	1730k	10	2/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1670k	20	3/0/1	50k	36k
Recruiters Utd	Necromantic Horror	1720k	10	1/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1810k	15	1/1/1	30k	26k
Craftwerk	Elven Union	1600k	16	1/1/0	30k	1 - 4	1600k	35	6/1/0	20k	35k
Team That RNG Forgot	Human	1740k	9	0/0/0	60k	1 - 3	1500k	27	5/1/0	20k	34k
Bearded Bashturds	Chaos Dwarf	1750k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1640k	23	4/1/1	60k	29k
Salt Lake Wreckers	Shambling Undead	1830k	17	2/1/1	50k	2 - 1	1850k	20	5/3/0	50k	26k
Blood Red	Chaos Chosen	1820k	10	0/2/0	10k	1 - 2	1770k	23	4/2/0	30k	30k
Orcland Obliteration	Orc	1470k	13	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1700k	23	3/4/0	50k	27k
aDealight	Wood Elf	1730k	14	2/2/0	40k	1 - 3	1880k	21	2/0/0	70k	39k
Smashing and Grabbing	Chaos Renegade	1910k	16	2/3/0	70k	1 - 0	1700k	7	1/1/0	40k	26k
Gomorrah Thunder	Dark Elf	1790k	12	1/1/0	60k	1 - 3	1730k	23	4/0/0	80k	30k
Bulbous Boyos	Nurgle	1960k	18	2/0/0	40k	3 - 0	1470k	11	3/1/0	60k	30k
Skavor	Skaven	1740k	10	1/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1700k	21	4/2/2	50k	24k
Just a simple orc team	Orc	1350k	7	1/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1310k	25	4/3/0	60k	26k
Simply Irresistible	Wood Elf	1110k	16	3/0/1	70k	1 - 2	1300k	14	0/1/0	60k	27k
Brutality Finest	Orc	1530k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1610k	30	8/0/1	30k	29k
Irriducibili Galli	Human	1610k	10	0/1/0	10k	1 - 5	1780k	35	5/1/1	60k	30k
GreDarkSoulsTrib III	Dark Elf	1530k	12	0/1/1	40k	1 - 2	1720k	24	3/1/1	70k	30k
Wa[r]pstone Wolves	Underworld Denizens	1670k	12	2/0/0	20k	1 - 1	1480k	12	2/0/0	50k	25k
Tzeriously	Chaos Chosen	1710k	15	1/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1670k	21	5/0/1	40k	26k
All Greek To Me!	Lizardmen	1740k	14	1/1/1	60k	1 - 2	1810k	23	5/1/0	50k	35k
Ugly Undeads United	Shambling Undead	1750k	13	0/1/0	50k	2 - 0	1810k	18	2/3/2	50k	29k
Da Orcshire Rippaz	Orc	1570k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1520k	17	1/3/0	70k	22k
Earth of Summer	Orc	1740k	7	0/1/0	40k	0 - 1	2460k	14	3/0/0	30k	30k
GreDarkSoulsTrib IV	Dark Elf	1850k	10	1/0/0	40k	1 - 3	1870k	28	4/0/1	50k	21k
Unsubtle Kill	Tomb Kings	1880k	14	1/1/1	20k	1 - 1	1810k	20	4/1/0	40k	28k
give me a huge plis	Necromantic Horror	1870k	11	0/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1600k	16	2/3/0	30k	25k
Undeadek'	Shambling Undead	1340k	10	0/1/0	20k	1 - 2	1700k	24	5/2/0	80k	32k
Coca Loca RL	High Elf	1920k	9	0/2/0	50k	0 - 4	2530k	27	2/1/0	60k	35k
La Compañia del Terror	Underworld Denizens	1940k	9	2/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1940k	19	3/2/0	50k	33k
secondary try	Dark Elf	1540k	7	1/0/0	30k	0 - 1	1520k	22	5/1/1	20k	25k
Mes laimesim!	Halfling	1740k	16	4/0/1	40k	1 - 1	1450k	10	0/1/0	60k	25k
HBCNoyelles	Orc	1730k	8	0/1/0	40k	1 - 2	1770k	25	7/1/0	70k	28k
Whalelf Ballers	High Elf	1570k	12	1/1/0	30k	1 - 3	1480k	25	3/1/0	60k	30k
Salvadores	Dark Elf	1930k	12	2/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1740k	27	7/0/0	20k	25k
Heritage Boys	Ogre	1970k	16	4/0/1	20k	1 - 1	1910k	12	1/1/0	80k	25k
Silent Winds	Wood Elf	1820k	10	1/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1820k	20	3/0/1	80k	30k
Kalmar Vikings	Norse	1910k	15	3/0/0	60k	2 - 0	2130k	15	2/3/0	60k	20k
Scarti di Museo	Tomb Kings	1510k	5	0/0/1	60k	0 - 2	1630k	17	2/1/0	70k	33k
Cunning Linguistics 101	Dark Elf	1940k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1850k	18	4/2/0	70k	19k
Smashmouth Allstarz	Ogre	1780k	18	6/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1720k	16	5/0/0	40k	30k
Lupus Necrotus	Necromantic Horror	1970k	10	0/1/0	10k	1 - 2	2370k	27	4/3/1	40k	33k
Lord of pain	Orc	1480k	12	1/0/1	30k	1 - 2	2190k	17	2/0/0	30k	20k
[R] Throwing it all away	Halfling	1920k	13	4/0/0	60k	0 - 0	1260k	13	4/0/0	20k	20k
We lost Counts	Vampire	1760k	13	0/2/0	60k	2 - 1	1720k	13	1/0/0	40k	17k
4444 Nightmares	Necromantic Horror	1950k	13	2/1/2	50k	0 - 3	1740k	26	5/1/1	50k	33k
Stinkfist's All-Stars	Nurgle	1910k	8	1/1/0	80k	1 - 1	2110k	15	2/1/1	40k	22k
Harm'Em Globetrotters	Orc	1450k	12	1/1/0	50k	1 - 0	1460k	9	3/0/0	20k	27k
Sins And Punishment	Dark Elf	1870k	19	2/1/1	60k	2 - 2	1960k	26	3/2/0	70k	31k
provetta WC	Underworld Denizens	1860k	14	3/0/1	20k	0 - 3	1850k	16	1/0/1	70k	28k
Snotcrag Snifflers	Goblin	1710k	14	2/3/0	30k	1 - 1	1410k	10	0/1/0	30k	35k
Zufbar Hammers	Dwarf	1740k	23	4/0/3	50k	2 - 1	1920k	20	4/1/1	10k	32k
Scourers of Nuffle	Nurgle	1950k	17	1/2/0	40k	2 - 1	1910k	19	2/2/2	60k	36k
Ranked Amateurs	Human	1710k	10	1/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1530k	21	4/1/0	50k	37k
Jartisai Green Demons	Goblin	1550k	19	3/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1320k	18	5/0/1	30k	21k
Celebrated Pugilists	Ogre	1790k	11	2/1/0	80k	0 - 0	1740k	13	0/3/1	40k	30k
Darkland Daemonsmiths R	Chaos Dwarf	1510k	16	1/1/2	60k	1 - 0	1360k	10	1/0/1	20k	33k
HamNurgler's	Nurgle	1820k	13	0/0/1	70k	2 - 0	1940k	24	7/2/0	20k	34k
Lordi de Mamma	Chaos Chosen	1820k	17	4/1/0	60k	2 - 0	1940k	15	4/1/0	30k	33k
Angry Newscasters	Tomb Kings	1680k	12	0/0/1	70k	1 - 1	2010k	25	9/0/0	20k	33k
Archemedian Pullies	Dwarf	1890k	17	1/0/0	70k	3 - 1	2590k	24	6/1/0	20k	26k
Bogenhafen Laundrymen	Nurgle	1900k	8	1/0/0	40k	1 - 1	2000k	18	6/2/0	30k	27k
Dumme Voksne	Chaos Dwarf	1430k	14	1/0/0	40k	2 - 3	1450k	27	7/0/0	30k	27k
mirandar city bbc	High Elf	1920k	16	1/0/0	70k	3 - 2	1940k	22	3/1/0	60k	22k
Knuckle Grinders	Chaos Dwarf	1860k	7	1/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1990k	21	2/2/1	80k	28k
Primarcas 40K	Chaos Renegade	1520k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 3	1440k	26	5/0/1	70k	33k
Kullstein FireTauruses	Chaos Dwarf	1610k	12	1/2/0	20k	1 - 3	1500k	34	10/0/1	70k	26k
Born To Live Forever	Wood Elf	1660k	20	3/2/0	80k	1 - 1	1730k	19	4/1/0	30k	29k
Vessels of Hate	Chaos Dwarf	1800k	13	1/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1770k	16	3/1/0	30k	26k
NainducsII	Chaos Dwarf	1820k	12	1/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1940k	20	3/3/0	20k	26k
Serpent n Surf	Lizardmen	1440k	8	1/0/0	50k	0 - 1	1490k	17	4/0/0	50k	25k
Slide Down Team	Human	1830k	15	0/1/2	70k	1 - 2	1750k	21	3/1/0	70k	29k
Red-Bull Centaurs	Chaos Dwarf	1670k	9	1/0/0	60k	0 - 3	1590k	26	4/2/1	40k	30k
Speedy in Africa	Skaven	1840k	12	2/1/0	60k	0 - 2	1730k	20	3/0/1	50k	29k
Annandale Anvils	Dwarf	1840k	14	0/0/0	40k	3 - 0	2150k	17	5/0/1	60k	31k
clown-rats	Skaven	1830k	15	1/2/0	50k	2 - 1	1600k	8	0/0/0	60k	28k
Bergen-Bulls	Chaos Dwarf	1870k	9	2/0/0	20k	0 - 1	1780k	19	6/0/1	30k	33k
Lequint Dickey Mining Company	Dwarf	1730k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1750k	23	5/1/1	30k	26k
Smashmouth Allstarz	Ogre	1770k	9	1/1/0	60k	0 - 1	2070k	10	1/0/0	60k	36k
Barnyard Maniacs	Chaos Chosen	1770k	12	2/0/0	60k	1 - 0	1820k	9	0/1/1	30k	25k
Smashmouth Allstarz	Ogre	1800k	14	0/3/0	30k	1 - 1	1930k	22	6/0/1	20k	41k
Catacombs	Tomb Kings	1810k	12	1/0/1	20k	1 - 1	1840k	12	1/0/1	30k	25k
Byronians	Human	1820k	13	3/0/1	40k	0 - 2	1840k	17	2/1/0	60k	34k
Magli Insanguinati	Dwarf	1820k	13	2/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1810k	24	5/0/1	60k	31k
dark lothlorien	Dark Elf	1850k	11	1/2/0	30k	0 - 1	1790k	17	3/0/0	50k	20k
Gli Sgravi del Caos	Chaos Dwarf	1870k	15	2/1/2	50k	0 - 0	1590k	19	6/0/1	50k	22k
Blanche Neige et les 6 nains	Chaos Dwarf	1920k	15	2/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1840k	13	2/0/0	60k	31k
Smashmouth Allstarz	Ogre	1930k	8	0/0/0	40k	1 - 0	1940k	19	4/1/2	40k	37k
Nehekhara Liches	Tomb Kings	1930k	9	1/1/0	40k	0 - 1	2090k	20	2/2/2	80k	33k
HamNurgler's	Nurgle	1920k	13	0/2/0	40k	1 - 1	2050k	22	6/1/0	20k	27k
fist in fist	Chaos Chosen	1910k	8	0/0/0	40k	1 - 2	2040k	17	0/1/2	60k	29k
Petersham Potters	Halfling	1740k	15	1/2/0	20k	2 - 2	1660k	15	1/0/1	50k	25k
German Beer Institute	Chaos Dwarf	1930k	20	3/2/1	50k	1 - 0	1900k	15	5/0/1	50k	32k
Angry Newscasters	Tomb Kings	1970k	7	0/1/0	60k	0 - 1	2460k	23	2/4/1	40k	24k
Da Leaping Lizards	Lizardmen	1910k	16	3/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1660k	21	2/2/2	60k	30k
Gizé	Tomb Kings	1550k	12	2/0/0	40k	1 - 0	1530k	17	2/3/1	40k	30k
RedBloodsucking	Vampire	1990k	19	2/1/1	60k	2 - 1	1880k	14	2/0/0	20k	33k
Christmas All Year	Dwarf	2020k	11	1/1/1	40k	0 - 2	2040k	21	6/0/1	70k	21k
Lord of pain	Orc	2030k	15	1/1/0	80k	2 - 0	2090k	10	1/1/0	20k	32k
karaak arrh karaak bullies	Dwarf	2060k	14	1/0/0	60k	2 - 0	2020k	15	2/3/0	10k	26k
Michigan GT Try 3	High Elf	1820k	17	2/2/0	80k	2 - 0	1970k	9	1/0/0	10k	33k
(TOB) miniclaws	Underworld Denizens	2070k	17	4/1/0	80k	2 - 0	1460k	18	3/3/0	20k	24k
Spine of Sotek	Lizardmen	2100k	14	3/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1670k	17	5/0/0	20k	33k
Man Crushaz	Orc	2090k	5	1/0/1	30k	0 - 2	2480k	29	7/0/2	40k	32k
Nefrititi's Revenge	Tomb Kings	1980k	8	1/0/0	60k	0 - 0	1940k	16	6/1/0	60k	32k
Vancouver_Voodoo	Lizardmen	1980k	15	3/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1890k	12	1/1/0	30k	30k
Italo Disco Kings RL	Human	1980k	14	3/0/0	60k	1 - 1	2290k	20	5/1/1	80k	33k
Sinister Routine	Dark Elf	1920k	15	1/2/0	20k	2 - 2	2410k	22	4/1/0	40k	36k
Wear Wolves	Necromantic Horror	1990k	16	3/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1850k	14	3/0/0	60k	25k
PicklErik	Goblin	2030k	21	6/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1200k	13	1/0/0	50k	30k
Michigan GT 9	Elven Union	2020k	14	4/0/0	20k	0 - 6	2280k	42	5/2/1	70k	33k
Tutti Gottini	Dwarf	2040k	8	0/1/0	40k	0 - 2	1990k	25	5/2/0	70k	32k
Know it all's	Human	2060k	16	2/0/2	40k	1 - 3	2000k	26	0/3/1	60k	31k
Smedby Trollslayers	Ogre	1890k	12	1/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1870k	18	4/2/2	60k	23k
Savvy Suckers	Vampire	1790k	11	1/2/0	50k	0 - 1	1560k	18	5/0/0	60k	26k
Galadang's Victims	Wood Elf	1910k	11	3/1/0	30k	0 - 4	1520k	28	2/2/0	30k	29k
Family Splatters	Chaos Chosen	1870k	17	2/1/1	20k	1 - 1	1810k	19	5/0/0	80k	24k
Annandale Anvils	Dwarf	1940k	17	2/1/0	30k	2 - 0	2100k	14	3/0/1	40k	26k
Bihan gwaz	Dwarf	1890k	9	2/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1690k	18	4/1/0	40k	34k
Hot Potato Head	Goblin	1920k	24	3/2/0	70k	3 - 1	1590k	16	2/2/0	10k	30k
Do You Even LIFT, Bro	Ogre	1920k	15	1/1/0	50k	2 - 2	2390k	16	2/0/0	60k	27k