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Steyn was sobbing into his hands, football in his lap. Frank did all he could to reassure him. "This was not dream!" drawled out between sobs. Frank surveyed the certifiable nightmare. The newspaper ad to make a new Blood Bowl team for SWL certainly left a lot to be desired. Frank felt fairly certain opposing team coaches had deliberately dumped zombies at their door as some kind of 'Welcome Gift'. But Frank and Steyn chose the best 5 zombies, who could at least speak. Kind of. Frank is pretty sure he didn't fool Steyn into believing they got 5 Zombies who could say more then 'Brain', and coming up with variants of 'Brian' on the spot made his efforts all the more transparent. The door shuddered violently and the sound of bashing hollow tin detracted from the sullen ambiance of wondering, clueless zombies, and a sulking golem. Frank opened the door and stepped out to find two wights brawling with each other while trying to shout over each other. Grabbing their exposed spinal column, Frank lifts them and scowled the importance of silence and obedience into them. "Hi... I am Jack, and this is Barry. We h-ave come to j-oin the new te-am as ad-ver-tised" Frank wasn't sure which was more irritating: His failed morning, his crying brother, the wondering zombies, or twin wights assuming each others sentences on the fly while pressing his own newspaper article against his face. Steyn stopped crying as two scrawny, metal clad figures were flung into the room and lay sprawled awkwardly against the wall. They each quickly stood tall and defiantly. "They can take a hit" Frank said curiously walking back into his home, seeing some glimmer of promise in these two. Frank hesitated as he heard "But the ball! THE BALL!" Steyn wailed as he venomously punts the ball with superhuman strength. Frank barely had time to lean out of the way as the ball sailed passed him and out the door, to watch it get caught one handed by a hairless, gangly, nappy clad ghoul. "Raz play gud" the ghoul says with confidence and attitude. Frank smirks and nods at him and looks to Steyn, who himself is smiling for the first time that day. "We may have a team" Frank says with an air of hope to his brother. "No, eleven" is the curt response. Frank sighs in exasperation that this has definitely become a ludicrous notion and an impossibility to either happen or as something for his brother to enjoy. As Frank contemplates a response they hear the ghoul cry out as he is balled over, the zombies are themselves skittled as a furry mass blurs into the room. The wights brace themselves only to find themselves awkwardly sprawled once more. The unstoppable force meets the immovable object, and Steyn looks down to find a werewolf rubbing his swelling head while looking at the thing stopped him. "Eleven". Frank raises his hands "Now Steyn, I'm not sure a stray werewolf ought to be considered here and n-" "ELEVEN!!" Steyn yelled, cutting off his brother, staring at what he hopes will also be his new puppy. The werewolf stares back, glances at Frank, looks back to Steyn, cocks his leg, and relieves himself on Steyn. The sound of dripping and puddling seems unusually loud. The werewolf shakes himself, walks to where Steyn was sitting, circles and plops himself down. "Eleven it is!" says Frank. Steyn starts sobbing all over again...

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Meet the Flesheaters	Necromantic Horror	1000k	12	2/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1000k	5	0/0/0	60k	14k
Sinnedbad's 1001 Wights	Shambling Undead	1010k	11	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1180k	17	1/1/0	80k	11k
Ch@os Th3ory	Chaos Chosen	1130k	5	0/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1030k	18	2/1/1	60k	14k
Comfortably Average	Human	1090k	15	2/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1360k	14	0/1/0	50k	33k
Doddle	Skaven	1210k	7	0/1/0	40k	0 - 6	1390k	27	1/0/0	50k	25k
Domestic Blitz	Amazon	1300k	9	1/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1270k	17	1/0/2	70k	22k
Western Warthogs	Chaos Renegade	1190k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 3	1560k	20	0/1/1	60k	21k
Styx und Warpstones	Underworld Denizens	1160k	12	2/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1160k	10	1/0/0	70k	20k
Comfortably Average	Human	1240k	7	0/0/1	10k	0 - 2	1560k	13	0/1/0	50k	28k
Sinnedbad's 1001 Wights	Shambling Undead	1240k	7	0/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1450k	15	1/1/0	40k	24k
Norlanders XI	Norse	1200k	11	2/1/0	50k	0 - 3	1470k	21	1/3/1	70k	23k
Bakersfield Butchers	Halfling	1170k	17	3/0/0	50k	2 - 1	1100k	10	0/1/0	60k	23k
Pink 'n Scabby	Lizardmen	1230k	9	0/0/1	30k	0 - 2	1300k	15	2/0/0	60k	20k
NewHaven Nightingales	Vampire	1360k	14	3/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1250k	12	1/1/0	70k	22k
High Tea Party	Elven Union	1390k	17	4/0/1	40k	2 - 1	1260k	10	0/1/0	50k	22k
Colour of Money	Goblin	1460k	13	1/0/0	40k	2 - 0	1670k	7	1/1/0	20k	27k
Redgum's Revolutionaries	Chaos Renegade	1520k	13	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1530k	19	0/4/1	50k	24k
Pharee Markhet	Tomb Kings	1240k	12	1/1/0	80k	1 - 0	1380k	9	1/1/0	10k	24k
Forest Magicians	Wood Elf	1260k	8	0/2/1	30k	0 - 3	1610k	17	0/1/0	30k	28k
Madness Mountain Misery	Nurgle	1510k	8	0/1/0	30k	0 - 2	2190k	17	3/1/2	70k	26k
Altered Perception	Dark Elf	1580k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1770k	15	2/0/0	20k	25k
Autumn's leaves	Wood Elf	1580k	15	0/3/0	80k	1 - 1	1500k	11	1/0/0	50k	32k
Forest Magicians	Wood Elf	1630k	13	3/0/0	50k	1 - 3	1760k	18	0/0/0	70k	34k
Urban Nightmare	Chaos Chosen	1550k	11	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	2010k	17	2/1/0	70k	31k
Wings of the Condor	Elven Union	1650k	13	2/1/1	30k	0 - 3	1710k	19	0/0/1	80k	35k
Wild Ex-pacts	Chaos Renegade	1690k	12	1/2/0	50k	2 - 1	1620k	17	4/0/0	30k	27k
Fremantle Line	Shambling Undead	1730k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1380k	14	1/0/0	60k	31k
Old 'Murican Gods	Norse	1740k	15	1/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1610k	12	1/1/0	40k	31k
Wild Ex-pacts	Chaos Renegade	1780k	7	1/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1820k	12	1/0/0	70k	33k
Dirty Rotten Filthy Scum	Nurgle	1880k	7	0/2/0	50k	0 - 2	2140k	19	2/2/0	70k	32k
Fremantle Line	Shambling Undead	1780k	11	0/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1430k	14	3/2/1	70k	27k
Wild Ex-pacts	Chaos Renegade	1850k	14	0/0/1	20k	1 - 1	1720k	11	0/1/0	70k	27k
SWL Fun Police	Nurgle	1670k	8	1/0/0	60k	0 - 2	2480k	17	2/0/1	50k	30k
Technically Minded	Dwarf	1890k	6	0/0/0	30k	0 - 1	2140k	12	2/0/0	80k	29k
Blackwater Blitz	Skaven	1920k	15	2/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1530k	15	2/0/1	40k	21k