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History of No Pain No Grains
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Chaos Krispies: THEY'RE G-R-R-REAT!




Tired of being the face of their respective products but receiving meager pay, the various mascots of breakfast cereals decided to start a support group to discuss their frustrations. They bonded over their love of 12 essential whole grains, sugary additives, and a well balanced breakfast. But most of all, they bonded over their hatred of the companies that used them. Without their iconic likenesses, the cereals they stood for would never be given a second look in an age of health conscious parents and a market that was growing ever competitive. That's when Tony had a G-R-R-REAT! idea - to start a Bloodbowl team and take out their pent up rage on the pitch. With this, the players formed an unholy alliance of Kellogs, Quaker and General Mills known as No Pain No Grains. They crushed their way through the amateur leagues powered by a nutritious breakfast, and as they grew stronger they sought out stronger opponents. So it seems the stars had aligned when the commissioner for the FACFumbbl league came to them with an offer of riches for joining his league. Hopefully the leagues other teams are prepared for the fight of their lives, otherwise No Pain No Grains will be eating them for breakfast.
Casualty TypesPlayers (Red are Journeymen)
KilledOld Yellar*, Turned Right, Doc
Minus StrengthHobgary
Minus Movement Dopey
Minus Agility
Minus ArmorCement Shoes
Niggling InjuryCenariOscar

Portrait#PlayerPositionSPPsInflicted Casulties *Fast Facts


Put in a joke about nobody important being dead yet, and then link to the past players page for those that weren't important enough to list.

Number one star - Bomber Dribblesnot. His excellent play during the No Pain No Gains match against FACelebrity A-Lizters earned him an honourable spot on the team. He is currently in contract negotiations for getting his own cereal brand, Sugar Bombs.
Put in amusing anecdote about the team not having accomplished much. Afterwards replace with season stats. Ranked and Box teams "seasons" are the four quarters of the year derived by the Majors.
In here goes a story about the team not having any trophies or nick-nacks yet
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Minotaur
4 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Guard, Juggernaut
-ma 11 0 0 0 9 0 18/31 190k
(150+40)k
 
2
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Guard
  12 0 0 0 7 1 19/31 190k
(140+50)k
 
3
Renegade Dark Elf Lineman
6 3 4 8
Animosity
  2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
4
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dodge
n 9 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 80k
(50+30)k
 
5
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   12 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
6
Pop
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Mighty Blow
  12 1 1 0 2 2 18/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
7
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
8
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   11 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Renegade Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
Block
  12 0 2 0 2 1 15/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
11
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 4 8
+AG, Block
  11 2 3 0 1 1 18/31 110k
(50+60)k
 
12
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
  8 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 130k
(110+20)k
 
13
Renegade Goblin
6 2 3 7
Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
  7 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(40+30)k
 
12 players  
Coach: Mootzilla Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Renegade Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1540k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1540k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (4/2/6) |TD Diff:-2 (12 - 14) |Cas Diff:13 (19/8/3 - 9/8/0)
Last Opponent: Meme Machines

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Recently Re-ceasedNecromantic Horror970k170/3/060k2 - 01000k142/1/020k14k
FACelebrity A-LiztersLizardmen950k50/0/010k0 - 11040k101/0/040k18k
Cranium StrengthDark Elf1080k60/0/010k0 - 11080k110/1/080k13k
Meme MachinesAmazon1080k71/0/050k0 - 11020k120/1/040k17k
Seven or So DwarvesChaos Dwarf1110k80/0/070k1 - 11040k100/1/050k19k
Recently Re-ceasedNecromantic Horror1180k91/1/140k0 - 21220k172/1/050k11k
Seven or So DwarvesChaos Dwarf1210k263/3/150k2 - 11230k90/0/040k22k
Meme MachinesAmazon1310k172/1/020k2 - 21170k141/0/030k16k
Cranium StrengthDark Elf1340k216/0/080k1 - 01350k60/0/050k19k
FACelebrity A-LiztersLizardmen1460k142/0/010k1 - 21560k192/3/080k27k
Cranium StrengthDark Elf1380k192/0/160k2 - 11420k80/0/020k23k
Meme MachinesAmazon1490k122/0/030k1 - 21290k151/0/060k29k