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Dodge Brothers
Retired [R] Amazon

A team based on participants in the Kermode and Mayo Film Podcast, as described in witterpedia: https://witterpedia.net/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

Previous players
- Kermode and Jason Isaacs died early, but had to be reinstated
- Bhaskar has died twice already and is now retired
- Amma Asante and First Time Emailer got niggled then fired after the team's first brush with min max chaos
- Robbie Collins picked up +ST and Frenzy, but was pow'd to death after the apo had already been used on Edith Bowman in the same game
- Second Time Emailer bought it in the first round of the Fumbbl Cup

Future players
- Jeremy Irons
- Matthew Mahogany
- Ikea Knightley

Youtube recaps:
- v Morehouse Dark Elves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzV9A7EOSyw
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Kermode II
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 6
Block, Dodge
Tackle, Mighty Blow
 -av 11 0 1 0 5 1 18/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
2
Mayo
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Stand Firm
   17 0 2 0 2 2 20/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
3
Bowman
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, +AG
   19 0 2 0 2 2 20/ 150k
(90+60)k
  
4
Good Lady Prof Her Indoors
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Chuckles Branagh
Eagle Warrior Thrower
7 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
+MA, Block, Kick-Off Return
   19 6 12 0 1 1 49/ 140k
(70+70)k
  
6
Jason Isaacs II
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Tackle
   15 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
7
Third Time Emailer
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Mrs Mayo
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Kick
   6 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
9
Ben Bailey Smith
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Guard
   18 0 2 0 2 2 20/ 100k
(50+50)k
  
10
King
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle, Strip Ball
   19 0 1 0 3 2 19/ 90k
(50+40)k
  
11
Al Murray
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle
   19 0 2 0 2 0 10/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Long Term Listener
Piranha Warrior Catcher
5 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Frenzy
 -ma 17 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
14
Producer Simon
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
Hail Mary Pass
   12 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
13 players  
Coach: sann0638 Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1620k (±530) Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 230k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1620k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (13/1/5) |TD Diff:21 (36 - 15) |Cas Diff:-10 (18/12/2 - 25/13/4)
Last Opponent: FeH2

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Death's Dark GraspShambling Undead1000k160/1/170k2 - 01000k80/1/050k19k
Les Maximum Dryadales 2High Elf1010k181/0/0120k2 - 01080k20/0/00k21k
Skywarp ThundercrackersNorse1180k243/2/040k3 - 01230k81/0/030k18k
Sisters On A MissionUnderworld Denizens1230k242/0/060k4 - 21230k130/0/140k21k
Colas-CaosChaos Dwarf1260k80/0/060k1 - 21210k173/0/080k23k
Chaotic StoneChaos Dwarf1340k80/0/070k1 - 01250k72/0/010k21k
Petits et costaudsChaos Dwarf1370k120/2/030k1 - 11190k162/2/040k23k
Pequeñines AmorososDwarf1250k131/0/070k2 - 01230k91/0/110k23k
Har Ganeth´s ExecutionersDark Elf1430k100/1/080k1 - 01450k60/0/050k32k
Dino-Might!Lizardmen1460k80/0/050k1 - 01460k50/0/070k29k
Night's DevilsNecromantic Horror1490k151/1/040k2 - 11320k142/1/020k25k
Pathogenic PutrificationNurgle1420k140/0/050k3 - 01210k122/1/050k19k
CL Winner 2020Chaos Chosen1480k151/0/170k2 - 11640k193/3/010k35k
non invultus tremorHuman1360k294/2/030k4 - 01190k60/0/060k23k
Dark Wizard DEDark Elf1610k142/0/020k1 - 21680k140/0/040k26k
Les FinlandaisNorse1620k110/1/010k1 - 22020k170/3/030k34k
CryptocryptidsShambling Undead1430k182/2/060k1 - 21420k214/0/170k31k
RRR Short n SturdyDwarf1590k171/0/070k3 - 02230k151/2/140k32k
FeH2Orc1600k80/0/060k1 - 22080k194/0/080k30k