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This team was the top league team in season 3 of the throne of blood.(nowhere near as high scoring as the top teams from other parts, but hey, small steps) Pioneers in meat sandwiches, these halflings have set out to sample a taste of every meat they can in sandwiches. Meats tried -Halfling(2) Halfling meat is quite fatty with a large amount of gristle, however, years of alcoholism and eating fine foods have left the little flings quite tasty. overall a solid 7/10 meat. halflings are also wuite plump so they were able to make a casserole out of the 2 dead so far -Elf -- Union(1) A rather tasty meat, these elves are quite well fed and it was noted how similar to a lean beef this tasted, not enough bodies to try much more than a few sammiches though. solid 9/10so far though NOTE- Arie made a really nice set of sammiches, but we all knew Keegan was a good cook anyways. --Dark(2) A very lean and stringy meat, hard to swallow without chewing for what feels like hours, not a favourite but the team agreed it was definitely better than no food. 4/10 so far for the dark elves -- Wood(1) A lean meat with a little bit of gristle on, Keegan decided that his kill looked like it would make a nice sausage, and thus made kabanos with this kill. the next step was to put it in some buns and eat it like hot dogs, after all- with a little bit of mustard anything is possible. overall the team gave it a solid 8/10 -Goblin(6) An absolutely disgusting meat, barely stomachable due to it's horrid flavour and lack of any substance but gristle and cartilage. not recommended for packed lunches, however they were able to boil down the goblins to make a rather decent stew, but that is halflings for you, always making a good meal no matter the ingredients. this meat was a 2/10 -Dwarf --Chaos Chaos dwarf had a funny flavour and was really tough, it seemed more like a meat for a starving people to survive on effectively rather than any kind of snack, despite the undoubted high levels of protein. the team gave this one a 3/10 because honestly, it was awful but not as bad as goblins. CHAOS- GENERIC beastman flesh is not too dissimilar to regular beef, but it is a bit stringy in odd places, would rate 7/10 from the lads

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Gobbo Slingers	Goblin	900k	9	0/1/1	60k	0 - 3	1000k	23	5/0/0	50k	7k
Gobbo Slingers	Goblin	940k	16	1/1/2	60k	3 - 1	990k	13	2/0/0	30k	16k
Divey grunts	Goblin	1050k	10	0/0/0	40k	1 - 1	990k	12	2/0/0	30k	13k
Divey grunts	Goblin	1060k	13	1/0/2	50k	2 - 2	1060k	14	1/0/0	30k	18k
Ape Squad	Simyin	1130k	6	0/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1010k	13	1/0/0	70k	26k
Zoolanders Boys	Norse	1130k	20	4/0/0	70k	2 - 2	1010k	19	4/0/0	20k	10k
Guimbos du Morne-à-l'Eau	Goblin	1170k	9	1/1/0	20k	0 - 1	1060k	16	5/0/0	60k	19k
Amazonian Eagles	Amazon	1070k	9	1/1/1	50k	0 - 4	1250k	27	3/1/0	60k	21k
Reavers of Karond Kar	Dark Elf	1000k	10	0/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1150k	17	2/0/1	70k	18k
Amazonian Eagles	Amazon	1080k	12	2/1/0	60k	1 - 4	1230k	21	1/0/0	50k	20k
Les cadavres	Shambling Undead	1120k	6	0/0/0	10k	0 - 2	1310k	26	6/0/0	50k	25k
Tapons in the League	Dwarf	1120k	5	0/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1000k	19	3/1/0	70k	21k
145 Mission Improbable	Halfling	960k	13	4/0/1	60k	0 - 1	900k	10	1/0/0	70k	20k
Ninja Bounty Hunters	Elven Union	1090k	26	0/4/1	70k	4 - 4	1050k	24	2/0/0	50k	21k
Under The Hill Bar and Grill	Halfling	1140k	5	0/0/0	10k	0 - 2	1160k	17	4/1/0	80k	32k
Boombox Blockers	Dwarf	1080k	5	0/0/0	80k	0 - 2	1110k	15	1/0/1	70k	24k
145 Munchies	Vampire	1140k	9	0/2/0	50k	0 - 4	1310k	24	2/1/0	50k	26k
Ninja Bounty Hunters	Elven Union	1130k	11	1/0/0	30k	2 - 5	1100k	29	2/2/0	40k	16k
Guardians of Grungni	Dwarf	1100k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1110k	17	2/1/0	60k	15k
Wood you mind letting me score	Wood Elf	940k	14	2/0/1	30k	1 - 1	1250k	16	1/1/0	50k	20k
Ninja Bounty Hunters	Elven Union	1250k	13	1/0/0	20k	2 - 3	1370k	22	2/1/0	70k	25k
Heimdal's Rainbow Raiders	Norse	1240k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1300k	24	6/0/0	70k	23k
Jingos	Orc	1240k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 3	1290k	23	4/0/0	50k	23k
SULKY Meatballs	Halfling	1210k	9	1/0/1	40k	0 - 2	900k	11	0/0/0	70k	13k
Bull Stuff	Chaos Dwarf	1060k	10	0/1/1	20k	0 - 1	990k	12	2/0/0	40k	23k
Sunnydale Sirens	Dark Elf	1100k	9	1/1/0	50k	0 - 2	1270k	17	2/0/1	60k	21k
Orkish On Thames	Orc	1060k	7	2/0/0	30k	0 - 2	980k	20	3/1/0	60k	20k
Red Milk and Cookies	Chaos Chosen	1130k	13	3/0/1	40k	0 - 0	1810k	13	3/1/1	50k	30k
Adamantite Avengers	Orc	1160k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	960k	19	4/0/0	70k	20k