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Retired [L] High Elf

This is the first league outing for this rookie team, named for the classic characters in Red Dwarf.

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Game one against Russo's AC l'Mian
Horrific. 0-4 defeat, finished the game with 6 players and thankfully nothing worse than a missing next game. No skills, no idea, no hope.
Russo was a great opponent and you'll all have fun playing him

Game two

2-1 defeat. Dice were not kind, a key feature being 3 KOs staying KO'd twice and a bribe being ignored!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
3
The Cat
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
   6 0 1 0 1 2 15/ 120k
(100+20)k
  
4
Kryten
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Block
   6 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
5
Holly
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
   6 4 0 0 0 0 4/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
6
Queeg
Lineman
6 3 4 8   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Legion
Lineman
6 3 4 8   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Mr. Flibble
Lineman
6 3 4 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Dr. Hildergard von Langstrum
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   6 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
17
Paul Weakwing
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Jack Truesnake
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
19
William Bluetree
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
20
Duane Clumsyorc
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
7 players  
Coach: Eatbatsalex Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 1110k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1110k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (1/0/5) |TD Diff:-10 (4 - 14) |Cas Diff:-7 (3/2/0 - 4/3/5)
Last Opponent: Rottingnham Hotpus
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Simyin10/0/10.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.020k
Dark Elf10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-200k
Elven Union10/0/11.0-2.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Norse10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-50k
Nurgle10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   5.0-840k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-320k
Total61/0/50.7-2.30.5   0.3   0.0-0.7   0.5   0.8-235k