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GoblinBowel Parasites
P [L] GoblinBowel Parasites

Hailing from caverns deep inside the mountains of old world,The GoblinBowel Parasites are a team ,nay a family of carnivors,that only eat their meat and fish raw.Every single member of the tribe/family is infected by a tapeworm or similair parasite (Hence the clans name).Infact any goblin troll or squig that remains uninfected for long are shunned by the tribe, and banished to live among the cleaner clans.





Mad Doc Mcgrubbin says:

Tapewormz iz flat, segmented wormz dat can invade the digestive tractz n bitz of Snotz, Grotz, Gitz and Squigz. deyz are parasites, which means dey need a host body in order to survive.Blummin shure dey iz in control of da boyz to.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Scheloribates latipes
Troll 1
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Guard
   10 0 0 0 2 1 8/16 135k
(115+20)k
  
2
Scheloribates Praeincisus
Troll 2
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Guard, Brawler
   10 0 1 0 6 1 22/31 155k
(115+40)k
  
3
Taenia solium
Cheerleader
6 2 2+ - 7+
Dodge, Hypnotic Gaze, Loner, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Hymenolepis Diminuta
Player-Coach
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 0 0 2 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Spirometra
Pogoer
7 2 2+ 5+ 8+
Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet, +AG
   11 0 7 0 3 2 36/51 155k
(75+80)k
  
6
Cestodaria
'Ooligan
6 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
   11 0 1 0 0 0 15/16 85k
(65+20)k
  
7
Anisakis
Bomma
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon
Side Step, Jump Up
   11 0 0 0 0 4 16/31 85k
(45+40)k
  
8
Kaleb Bedegran
Shaman
6 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 1 0 2 0 -93/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Bipalium Kewense
Goblin 02
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
   11 0 1 0 1 0 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
Obama Nungara
Looney
6 2 3+ - 8+
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge
   11 0 0 0 0 1 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
platydemus
Goblin 03
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dauntless, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 0 0 0 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Manokwari
Goblin 04
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 0 0 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Parakontikia
Fanatic
3 7 3+ - 11+
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Mighty Blow
   11 0 0 0 3 1 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
14
Thysanosoma
Goblin 05
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 1 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Plerocercoid
Doom Diver
6 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
Dodge
   11 0 1 0 0 1 7/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
15 players Bribery and Corruption, Low Cost Linemen
Coach: Midas_Touch Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: GoblinBowel Parasites Dedicated Fans: 2  
Current Team Value: 1405k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 115k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1405k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (3/4/4) |TD Diff:-2 (12 - 14) |Cas Diff:15 (27/14/2 - 23/4/1)
Last Opponent: Moody Moonzz
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Terrifying Toe Twisters20/2/01.0-1.02.5   0.5   0.5-2.0   0.5   0.0-285k
Bigtoof Bad Bunneez10/0/10.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.090k
Black Tooth RIPs11/0/02.0-0.04.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0190k
Fazta ratyz11/0/02.0-0.03.0   3.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.0200k
Mad Moon Mischiefs10/0/10.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.0-200k
Moody Moonzz20/0/21.0-2.03.0   1.5   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-140k
Sartosa Black Flagz 10/1/01.0-1.02.0   3.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0320k
Shroooooom Lovaz21/1/01.5-0.52.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.075k
Total113/4/41.1-1.32.5   1.3   0.2-2.1   0.4   0.1-9k