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All Monsters Are Human
Roster [C] Human

All-Linemen, all the time!

Unless we're in a Major, then we do what we must.
Semifinalist: Warpstone Open 2025
Quarterfinalist: FUMBBL Cup 2024
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bogart
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 6+ 9+
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Pro, Dauntless
 -pa, -pa 41 0 3 0 29 4 24/50 140k
(50+90)k
  
2
Crotch-Rocket, Vroom Vroom
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Mighty Blow, Block, Tackle, Pro, Guard
   41 2 6 0 32 2 24/50 170k
(50+120)k
  
3
Loud Music, Early Morning
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Pro, Dirty Player
   28 1 1 0 1 1 3/24 70k
(50+20)k
  
4
Litterbug
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block, Stand Firm
   10 2 5 0 2 1 11/24 90k
(50+40)k
  
5
Calls Everyone "Sweetie"
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Crossfit Enthusiast
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+ m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(0)k
  
7
Loiterer
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Litterbug
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Always (Mis)Quoting Nietzsche
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+ n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(0)k
  
10
Soup-Slurper
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Way Too Many Pieces of Flair
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Snores Like a Chainsaw
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Fend
   1 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 60k
(50+10)k
  
17
Albert Goldfist
Journeyman Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game) Old World Classic
Coach: JackassRampant Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Human Dedicated Fans: 6  
Current Team Value: 1180k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 65k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1280k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 1 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1070k

Games Played:46 (29/10/7) |TD Diff:32 (68 - 36) |Cas Diff:33 (41/63/12 - 34/43/6)
Last Opponent: Townee's Burning Teeth Boys
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/03.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0140k
Black Orc20/1/10.5-1.00.5   0.5   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.5-25k
Chaos Chosen32/1/01.3-0.31.7   0.7   0.3-0.3   0.3   0.0-7k
Chaos Dwarf31/2/00.7-0.31.0   1.3   0.0-1.0   1.3   0.3-30k
Chaos Renegade11/0/02.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-270k
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-1.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-140k
Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.00k
High Elf33/0/02.0-0.30.3   1.7   0.0-0.0   0.7   0.0-127k
Human33/0/01.7-0.70.7   2.0   0.0-0.7   0.0   0.3-153k
Khorne43/1/01.8-0.80.8   1.0   0.5-0.8   1.8   0.0-60k
Lizardmen32/1/02.0-0.72.3   3.3   0.0-0.7   1.7   0.3-3k
Necromantic Horror64/2/01.2-0.50.8   0.7   0.2-1.3   0.7   0.0-55k
Norse21/1/02.0-0.50.0   1.0   0.5-1.5   1.0   0.0-55k
Nurgle11/0/02.0-1.00.0   4.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0290k
Orc10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   3.0   0.0-40k
Shambling Undead21/1/01.5-1.01.5   1.5   0.0-0.5   1.5   0.095k
Skaven32/0/11.3-2.01.0   0.7   0.3-2.0   1.3   0.3-93k
Tomb Kings11/0/02.0-1.03.0   1.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0100k
Underworld Denizens10/0/10.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.040k
Vampire42/0/22.0-1.50.5   2.0   0.5-0.5   0.3   0.0-43k
Total4629/10/71.5-0.80.9   1.4   0.3-0.7   0.9   0.1-40k