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Black Rock Beasts (WIL)
Roster [L] Orc


Location: Übersreik, Reikland
Nickname: Beasts
Stadium: Beast Bowl, Grey Lady Pass
Surface: Astrogranite

Colors: Fire orange & Igneous black
Sponsor: Jungfreud Family
Rivals: Reikland Renegades, Übersreik Diplomats
Coach: Vinnie Gutwrencher

TEAM BIO

The Black Rock Beasts are a popular team, followed by maniacal, devoted, and downright dangerous fans from across the Old World.

Having toured the Badlands Circuit for many years, the Beasts were eager to test themselves against other creatures. Without a plan and without supplies, save for a sack of spiked helmets, two footballs, and a bag of snotlings for the journey, they hijacked a shipping vessel in the Bay of Claws and set sail.

Soon after embarking, they realised murdering the crew meant there was nobody on board who knew how to sail. Nonetheless, they prayed to Gork and Mork for aid. Their deliverance and salvation was soon at hand.

Smashing into the southern coast of the misty isle of Albion, the Beasts crawled ashore to pull great splinters of mast out of their bodies and count just how many snotlings had perished. It was all of them, of course.

Since that fateful day, the Beasts have set their beady eyes on glory - after all, without a ship, there's no way back home.

TROPHY ROOM

Badlands Circuit Champions three years in a row (Trophy lost at sea).

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

TEAM
White Isle League
Season LXIX - Albany Regional Division - 8th - 0-1-6 - 2-13 TDs - 11-9 Cas.
Season LXX - Morien Regional Division - 7th - 1-1-5 - 3-8 TDs - 17-7 Cas.
Season LXXI - Morien Regional Division - 5th - 2-3-2 - 7-6 TDs - 18-5 Cas.
Season LXXII - Albany Regional Division - 5th - 3-1-3 - 8-7 TDs - 19-10 Cas.
Season LXXIII - Morien Regional Division - 8th - 0-0-5 - 1-12 TDs - 10-3 Cas.

OFFENCE
Touchdowns: C. Brixby (7)
Pass Completions: C. Brixby (10)
Rushing Yards: C. Brixby (243)
Passing Yards: C. Brixby (15)

DEFENCE
Blocks: Scribble Glarewood (239) - Jayson Kurse (192)
Casualties: S. Glarewood (22) - Jayson Kurse (10)
Fouls: C. Bashem Jr. (7) - Kristian Chainsaw (6)

COMBINED
Most Turns: D. Arkayne (215)
MVP: R. Rage / C. Bashem Jr. (4)
Gained SPP: Scribble Glarewood (58) - C. Brixby (38)

ALL-TIME PLAYERS

#2 'Scribble' Glarewood, Blitzer - 33 games, 499 turns
#3 Baylon Spektah, Blitzer - 33 games, 489 turns
#4 Darrius Slayer, Blitzer - 32 games, 444 turns
#6 Jayson Kurse, Big' Un Blocker - 31 games, 438 turns
#10 Randy 'Jason' Vorhees, Lineman - 30 games, 353 turns
#12 Brenton Strangle, Lineman (Dead) - 27 games, 348 turns
#4 De'Vonn Arkayne, Big 'Un Blocker (Ret.) - 21 games, 312 turns
#6 Chuck Bashem Jr., Big 'Un Blocker (Ret.) - 21 games, 311 turns
#11 Kristian Chainsaw, Lineman - 28 games, 295 turns
#1 Castavious 'Tank' Brixby, Thrower (Dead) - 20 games, 259 turns
#7 Ryan Rage, Big 'Un Blocker (Ret.) - 19 games, 263 turns


DID YOU KNOW...

The Black Rock Beasts used to be a human team, until the local warlord forced a 'hostile takeover'. Strangely, the players kept the team colours and adopted some of the players' names, or at least an orcish interpretation of them.

The club's sponsors are the Jungfreuds. The Black Rock in the team's name refers to the seat of the elite family, within the walls the original team used to train. However, following the 'acquisition' of the club, the Beasts new owners managed to make off with one of the Jungfreud's smaller vaults. The contents of said vault are enough to fund the team for some time to come.

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness.


☠ IN-GAME KILLS ☠
1. Elias Mingo, Pharoah De Janeiro, Game 2, Season LXX
2. Ezra Nutsy, Shadespire, Game 3, Season LXX
3. Quirrel, Hollownest, Game 4, Season LXX
4. Ornery Oda, Uncivilised, Game 5, Season LXX
5. Skitter Stab-Stab, Nurgle Norgle, Game 7, Season LXX
6. Dong, Gromboolian Jumblies, Game 1, Season LXXI
7. Oliver Davies, Plymouth Warspites, Game 3, Season LXXI
8. Richard Smith, Plymouth Warspites, Game 3, Season LXXI

Castavious 'Tank' Brixby - Black Rock Beasts Legend - Game 1, Season LXXII

9. Tworange, Clumsy Caps, Game 5, Season LXXII
10. Atticus Finch, Stoic AF, Game 7, Season LXXII
11. Plume Bramblespeck, Red Hood Horrors, Game 1, Season LXXIII

Brenton Strangle - Black Rock Beasts Legend - Game 5, Season LXXIII
Baylon Spektah - Black Rock Beasts Legend & Bubba Green - Game 2, Season LXXVII
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
'Scribble' Glarewood
Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Thick Skull, Multiple Block, Frenzy, Pile Driver
   37 0 4 0 28 2 Legend
76
 160k
(80+80)k
  
2
Rex Boggan
Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 80k
(80+0)k
  
3
Paine Bun'em
Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
Guard
   15 0 0 0 2 2 6/20 100k
(80+20)k
  
5
Kyle Killerblow
Big Un Blocker
5 4 5+ - 10+
Animosity
Block, Guard
 -ag 15 0 0 0 3 2 0/24 130k
(90+40)k
  
6
'Buster' Maddox
Big Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
Rex Bashem
Big Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 90k
(90+0)k
  
8
'Buzz' Nutter
Big Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
 m 2 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 90k
(0)k
  
9
Kristian Chainsaw
Orc Lineman
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity
Pro, Wrestle
   19 0 0 0 0 2 1/24 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Orkevious Mingo
Orc Lineman
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity
Block
   8 0 0 0 2 2 6/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
11
Alexander Whitebrook
Orc Lineman
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity
 n 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Randy Gulnaz
Thrower
5 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Leader
   2 1 1 0 0 1 2/20 85k
(65+20)k
  
13
Antwaune Ponds
Goblin
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game) Badlands Brawl
Coach: intrepidwilson Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Orc Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1085k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1175k Apothecary: No  
Games this Season: 2 / 7 Current Re-draft Budget: 1090k

Games Played:37 (8/6/23) |TD Diff:-25 (25 - 50) |Cas Diff:45 (34/45/7 - 18/19/4)
Last Opponent: White Whinerz
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon30/1/20.0-1.30.7   0.7   0.0-0.7   0.3   0.020k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0350k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/00.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0110k
Chaos Renegade20/2/01.0-1.01.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.5315k
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0370k
Dwarf21/0/11.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0130k
Gnome21/0/10.5-1.53.0   3.0   0.5-0.5   0.5   0.0205k
Goblin10/0/10.0-2.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0290k
High Elf30/1/21.3-2.00.7   1.7   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.080k
Human20/0/20.5-2.00.5   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0180k
Khorne22/0/02.5-0.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.035k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Necromantic Horror21/0/11.0-1.01.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.030k
Norse10/0/10.0-2.01.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-40k
Nurgle10/0/10.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0160k
Old World Alliance11/0/02.0-1.02.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0340k
Orc20/0/20.0-2.51.0   0.5   0.0-2.5   1.5   0.0210k
Shambling Undead31/1/10.3-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.7   0.0263k
Skaven10/0/11.0-2.00.0   3.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-10k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0150k
Underworld Denizens20/0/20.5-1.50.5   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.5   0.0270k
Vampire10/0/11.0-3.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.090k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-0.01.0   2.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0240k
Total378/6/230.7-1.40.9   1.2   0.2-0.5   0.5   0.1158k